David Perfect
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@E_Willow2005 I agree completely. The majority of my tweets get no replies but I still keep posting random gifs in replies to posts even if it's just to make me smile. And as a fellow Spurs fan I don't have many reasons to smile right now lol
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@flynn_x I don't understand why Sky are using a former Sunderland Striker as co commentator on a Sunderland game? Could have had some neutral
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@LeN17ah I couldn't work that out either, especially as the ref has looked at the replays multiple times and seen it came off a Sunderland player last.
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@JoanneElliott_ The way this ref is, then there's no way Romero lasts the full 90.
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@Britishteahater Fair play. That's a heck of a trek. Glad you got the win
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"That's like if Scott Hall & Kevin Nash talked about the 3rd man and instead of Hulk Hogan, it was Disco Inferno!"
YOOOOOO WHY IS DISCO INFERNO CATCHING STRAYS IN 2026 😭
#Smackdown
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couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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