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@israelinterlude Kangaroo Jack 🦘

Every woman's dream is to have a man like me

You find out one thing and everything starts to add up.

Our parents never warned us about these adulthood kibokos 😂😂😂

Waiting for Arsenal to win the league? Hmmn... Grab a Pepsi… at least that’s guaranteed to refresh you 😅

I think Petrol stations are now giving us air

@WelBeast @AronO04 Crystal Palace scores

Final day of the season, Arsenal vs Palace away. Arsenal lead 2-0 in the 90th minute. Manchester City game has ended and the commentators say Arsenal needs to score one more goal to win the title. Added time 8 minutes. Then in the 90+7 minute……

@kirabiraivan256 @BekarSebat51443 That bar lands on your head and you will scream “oh Uganda”

@BekarSebat51443 This is not Uganda it's Nigeria

Go Magpies

@NUFC Let’s get all 3 points

A trip to the Emirates comes next 🔜

@KabuyeIsmail03 @KomugishaPeace @M_B_U_G_A @gloriabae01

@KomugishaPeace @M_B_U_G_A @gloriabae01 Young naye bamukunkumudde

I have seen stupid men in my life time but ssekajja is a discovery ….

When your s£x tape got leaked buh the title says “big c@ck”

@MaleAdvocate28 Preach Baby! Preach !

Men I know you’re providers but please start living & enjoying your life too. Your life is passing by daily all you’re doing is working, paying bills & overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips, treating yourself, eat your cravings, get those new shoes, shirts and trousers. You ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE, Have fun 📌

@samiekimberly26 Let’s just co-create like what other mammals do. Let’s leave these marriage things to the bazungus

My friend had planned his kukyala for late May suddenly, the mikolo was canceled. Soon after, we saw his girl in a gomesi with another man. We didn’t ask any questions. Since then he’s been quiet, only posting solo dates and traveling from country to country. Love can really mess you up.

@twishatricia @ArthurMuhwezi12 You want me to get heartbroken?

@Dits58 @ArthurMuhwezi12 🤣🤣 Surprises don’t discriminate 😎

All my life, I’ve never seen a grown man broken like this. This Roby guy has spent 11 years of marriage, no child. He kept trying, even did sperm tests… only to find out his wife was secretly on contraceptives the whole time. She made him look impotent while living the wife lived the best life abroad. Tears dropped as he wished he’d had a child out of wedlock.

@KFCinUganda @BossyGoddess @idringp will now stop eating KFC

@Vicmwenya @IsaacSparrowJr Preach Madam !!!

MARRIAGE does not mean CONSTANT HAPPINESS!!

met her mom today, and she asked, “so you’re the guy she has been facetiming all this while?” but sadly, i use samsung 😔💔

A true friend 🤝

@twishatricia @ArthurMuhwezi12 I’m not ready for surprises madam.

@Dits58 @ArthurMuhwezi12 Sirrrrrr