Cosmic Static

@PinkNews So neither being a father or a political hack has worked out very well.

Elon Musk confirms he got into politics because of estranged trans daughter Vivian Wilson ➡️ bit.ly/3RO4JZc 📷 Getty

@SpencerHakimian The country would be saved.

Imagine he dies on the 250th anniversary.

She reminds me of someone but I can’t put my finger on who.

@JayTC53 People get very bored in the presence of the demented orange turd.

OMG 🚨 KAITLIN COLLINS FALLS ASLEEP IN OVAL OFFICE DURING PRESIDENT TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE. SHE IS NOT WELL. WHAT IS GOING ON?

@JebraFaushay Ever wonder why it's called Gentleman's Quarterly when it comes out every month? @GQMagazine @GQRecommends

During Pride Month, GQ (allegedly) did a very gay photo spread of the male stars of The Odyssey. Apparently, these photos were considered *too gay* for the magazine. Let’s take a look! (A quick thread)

@JebraFaushay oh, Matt Damon can do gay...

@Variety @ByClaytonDavis Because Martin Short's filmography is legendary, right?

The Academy will announce its Honorary Oscar recipients this month. Sources tell @ByClaytonDavis there is strong industry support for Martin Short, Harrison Ford, Glenn Close, Ridley Scott and Bette Midler, among other names. variety.com/2026/film/awar…

@HQNewsNow Aerial photographs indicated that his crowd was roughly one-third the size of the 1.8 million people who attended Barack Obama’s first inauguration in 2009

Trump: That's where Martin Luther King made his great speech with a million people. I had the same amount of people actually. I made a speech and I had more people. But these are minor details

@Sachinettiyil St. Jude just called back. He said, "Fuck off, Pratt." @spencerpratt

Los Angeles mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt knelt in prayer before an icon of Saint Jude, seeking the intercession of the patron saint of impossible causes. Image: Spencer Pratt

@KaraBoutU2 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins You would know, Kara, you miserable cunt.

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS @kaitlancollins If she didn’t have Botox and injections, she’d be a hook nosed witch.

.@POTUS absolutely bodies Fake News @kaitlancollins: "I see her standing there with hatred in her eyes."

@BenTurner32 I've seen him on Grindr.

My name is Ben & I’m a Christian. This June I’ll be celebrating & affirming marriage as it was designed to be by God; between one man and one woman (Matthew 19:4-6) (Share a photo of you & your spouse with the caption above during “Pride” Month👆🏼)

@HQNewsNow Something tells me @kaitlancollins will be smiling when she covers Trump's funeral.

Trump attacks Kaitlan Collins for not smiling: "A corrupt reporter standing right there, never smiles. A young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile off her face."

@Acyn It's surprising that these @FoxNews commentators can walk upright.

Watters: We were watching Empire Strikes Back where Hans goes out to find Luke.

@FoxNews The reflecting pool is really huge compared to Trump's tiny little hands.

NEW: President Trump gives an exclusive first glimpse of the newly reconstructed Lincoln Reflecting Pool. Trump shows off its massive scale by comparing it to some of America's most iconic skyscrapers — the Freedom Tower, the Empire State Building, and the Sears Tower.

@coletonfurlow You're obviously a moron. There's nothing "private" about Christmas, Easter, Good Friday, All Saints Day, etc. etc.

It’s wild that society thinks we need an entire month + over 40 holidays dedicated to telling everyone who you sleep with. And then has the audacity to tell Christians to keep their faith private. Hypocrisy at its finest.

@RatedSassy67 @SenatorBanks @SenateGOP Military families get the entire month of May. Check your calendar, fuckwit.

@SenatorBanks @SenateGOP Gay pride shouldn’t even have a month. What a disgrace. How many days do Vets get?

Gay pride flags should not be placed in children's classrooms. Teachers should not be exposing young children to political statements about sexuality. This is common sense. This is not controversial. We must put our children first.

@Shawan4Freedom Name and location of the restaurant or it's just typical, Twitter rage-bait.

Maybe I’m unreasonable, but I would choose to not eat there. Same thing with charging a fee to use a credit card. Why not offer a discount for cash payment? See how much friendlier that sounds? Never punish your patrons. Always reward them.

@OffThePress1 @RepMaryMiller hired a campaign staffer who had a prior conviction for soliciting sex with a minor. Miller is a racist, homophobic bitch who shouldn't hold public office.

🚨BREAKING: Rep. Mary Miller (R-IL) has introduced a resolution to end the official celebration of Pride Month and rename June to Family Month. "The traditional family is the greatest obstacle to the Left’s cultural agenda ... As America celebrates its 250th anniversary, we should honor and strengthen the nuclear family," @RepMaryMiller told @DailySignal in a statement.

@glennbeck So tired of Beck bloviating and pontificating.

6 states voted last night. I can tell you who won in South Dakota, Montana, and even New Jersey. But somehow, California has only counted HALF of its ballots. They’re saying it could take 10 DAYS to get any definitive results. There is no modern Western country that runs its elections like California. France, the U.K., Australia, Germany, and even Colombia COUNT THEIR BALLOTS OVERNIGHT! You don't have to believe in fraud to see that California has a problem. I mean, you totally could believe in fraud. Lots of fraud. Wow, those mail-in ballots take forever to come in! But you don't HAVE to. This is unacceptable.

@MattDavis19xx @Acyn Thought you were a parody account for a second, but you're just the typical maga retard.

@ExploreEso @Acyn Pretty sure he doesn’t care… It’s France. Anyone can take it at anytime and there would be nothing France could do about it. No biggie…

Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*