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I’m so fucking happy right now #OasisLive25

@HalalNation_ Yeah, that didn't happen.

@Conservatives Ah yes, ban the symptom instead of fixing the problem The Tory party Bringing you public sector cuts for a record 14 years

Soldiers can’t strike. The police can’t strike. Neither should doctors. The next Conservative government will ban these strikes, for good.

Dear Americans, Your President is a Pedophile

@WhiteHouse 5.3% of your homeless are veterans Seems you do leave them behind after they come back 🤷‍♀️

In the United States military, we leave no American behind.

@0hour1 We stormed gold and sword beaches 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

We stormed Omaha Beach for Britain They won't even let us use an airfield. 🥴 That's spitting in the face of it.

@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk @TiceRichard lol of course she's called Karen 😂😂

In Skeg Vegas... All the locals like Karen here are saying the same thing. Vote @reformparty_uk to save our country. Karen speaks very highly of @TiceRichard

History of the world according to MAGA In the beginning, God created America. 1492 - Italian-American Columbus discovers America. 1776 - American farmers defeat the entire British Empire alone. (The French were just on holiday.) 1918 - America single-handedly wins WW1. Arriving 3 years late counts. 1945 - America single-handedly wins WW2. Arriving 2.5 years late still counts. 1954 - America wins the Korean War. Alone. 1975 - America could have won Vietnam. Decided not to bother. 1991 - America wins Gulf War. 35-nation coalition was just there for the photos. 2001 - America wins Afghanistan alone. For 20 years. Then Biden. 2016 - Trump elected. Russia not mentioned. 2020 - Trump loses. Fraud. Obviously. 2024 - Trump wins. Landslide. Very different. 2025 - America generously threatens to invade Canada. Tariffs the entire world. Europe ungrateful. 2026 - America offer to liberate Greenland and closes the world’s most important waterway to demonstrate strategic genius. Europe refuses to fix it. Ungrateful freeloaders.

@StateDept From the leader of the country that sat back and waited in both world wars 😂😂

PRESIDENT TRUMP: I’m very disappointed in NATO. Now all of a sudden they want to send us things, but they said it loud and clear at the beginning that they would rather wait until we won to help.

Europeans, after a four day weekend, reading about just how absolutely furious America is with them.

#HIGNFY on Trump's illegal attack on Iran Ian Hislop, "Trump literally thought the way to stop wars is to start them, and historically, that hasn't proved to be true" Armando Iannucci, "No" Ian Hislop, "He claimed that all of America's war aims have been fulfilled. It's impossible because they didn't have any" Armando Iannucci, "And he said that he didn't start it, they started it, and what he did was pre start it, because he knew they were going to start it" Ian Hislop, "And he is having negotiations with people who aren't imaginary" Armando Iannucci, "That's true" Ian Hislop, "Trump is not a fantasist who imagines that the voices in his head are the opposition in Iran negotiating. That's not his modus operandi" Paul Merton, "No because he's a malignant narcissist" Armando Iannucci, "He's the only person I know who negotiates with himself and comes out with a worse deal"

@CrAstro2 What? Shite music?

look at what they’re trying to take away from us

@drhingram probably because bob vylan isn’t a literal nazi

@Juve38Wa98021 @PolitlcsUK No it's probably all the Nazi shit mate

@PolitlcsUK Is the real reason hes getting canceled is because he is a friend of Donald Trump i bet if he was a lefty they wouldn't mind what he came out with.

🚨 NEW: Rockstar Energy has become the third brand to pull its sponsorship of Wireless Festival due to Kanye West headlining

@SkyNews Good Dude literally praised Hitler Hope we don't let him into the country

Second sponsor withdraws from UK festival after Kanye West announced as headliner trib.al/fembXyj

@VeryBrexitProbs Americans know the rest of the world sees them shagging guns and thinks they're losers right? 😂

Idaho has more guns than Canada. Canada also has: Universal healthcare. A life expectancy 5 years longer. Lower gun homicides. Lower infant mortality. Nobody French kissing an assault rifle in a forest. You can decide who’s winning.

@esjesjesj I've seen the same tweet about rewatching Robin Hood from at least 4 different accounts now

Literally stealing from the rich to give to the poor. That’s his entire thing. Wealth redistribution. Are you stupid

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

@Mericamemed Funny you use a clip from a film about a war that you lost and ran away from To belittle a country that had to help you win the war of independence 😂

You wouldn't get it. You're French. You'll have surrendered before the ink even touches the paper.

@shortmagsmle I thought Irans military was 100% destroyed??

I’m noticing a lot of foreigners who seem to not understand why we’d risk hundreds of lives, spend millions of dollars, and sacrifice several aircraft to rescue one guy. And the reason they don’t understand is also the reason people can’t be made American by a piece of paper.

@WhiteHouse American strength 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TOMORROW 🇺🇸 President Donald J. Trump joins the military in the Oval Office for a news conference. American strength. Full display. Don’t miss it.