Fazed Imp

@mhp_guy “I like the colourful ones!” *chooses all white letters*

This 13 year old makes $100/hour in profit selling custom hats. Her machine was $60. The hat blanks are $5 or so. The patches are next to nothing. She sells them for $35 and they take 4 minutes to make. When selling at a farmers market it helps a ton to have a higher ticket item. My wife, a friend and I put on a nonprofit farmers market for kids last Saturday and it was incredible. I filmed about 10 videos and this is one of them. Side note, this is my daughter, but everything in this video is 100% true. :). She’s awesome! A pure hustler.

@PHADE_d Huuuuuge gz on the cape fella, absolute gamer

I'm gonna be honest, from the shaking hands, to the unintelligible noises... this clip is embarrassing to me. But I hope it inspires someone to go get their infernal cape. THIS WAS AN 8. HOUR. RUN. I MADE SO MANY MISTAKES. YOU CAN DO IT. I BELIEVE IN ALL OF YOU! #OSRS #Inferno

@PHADE_d Piffffffing it!

Anyone wondering why 8 hours: I take lots of breaks :3

@Henrydrake_ @Gnar1104 Best lube is blood! Or the uterus inner lining (AKA endometrium) but that doesn’t quite roll of the tongue

@Gnar1104 They’ll gaslight you that REAL MEN are not scared of crimson but don’t fall for it

A bitch will kiss you like this knowing fully well she got a pad on🤣

@Awk20000 Neither know what enamored means

Clavicular is reportedly “enamored” with Woah Vicky and it’s mutual (Via TMZ)

@fwdaniels It means fire mate

i still wonder why her last word was “dracarys”

@XeemOSRS Classic Mod Pheasant W

801 days ago my first runescape account what haD 200m all on rs3 got falsely perm banned. AND TODAY WE GOT HIM BACK THANK U MOD PHEASANT

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 RATTLED

I’m quitting social media. Please think about your hate comments and how they can affect people….

@Flagmanuk Keep it up lads! I imagine the Mrs is grateful for the free house 🥲

🚨⚠️ WARNING: GRAPHIC SCENES OF REALITY ⚠️🚨 🚨⚠️ NOT EVERYONE WILL LIKE THIS… ⚠️🚨 This is what happens when you try to stop people standing together. A man tried to push the ladder. He tried to shut it down. He tried to silence what we’re doing. But here’s the truth… We didn’t respond with aggression. We didn’t rise to it. We answered with fairness. With kindness. With democracy. 🇬🇧 And unity won. 🇬🇧 Out of all the love and support we received — there was only a small amount of hate. One shop in particular. One flat above. Shouting. Abuse. Completely unacceptable behaviour. But do you know what? 👉 We still handled it with respect. 👉 We still stood our ground. 👉 We still came out stronger. Because that’s what this is about. Not division. Not anger. 👉 It’s about people coming together and being proud. So let me ask you… ❓ Did we handle this the right way? ❓ What would YOU have done? Drop your thoughts below 👇 🇬🇧❤️ LOUD & PROUD — ALWAYS ❤️🇬🇧 #fyp #fairness #crazy

@chelsea29__ My condolences

i can’t stop playing #league #of #legends

@ggrahaminf2 @ClubWoIfhard Greg been rejected by one too many waitresses 🥲

@ClubWoIfhard If I’m paying that kinda money for a steak, and a waitress attempts to lecture me about where butter goes, I’m leaving before that bitch gets the knife into the butter. For fucks sake, make your servers at least take a shower before lecturing me about butter and cast iron. Gross.

Finn Wolfhard reportedly fined $2.5K USD after putting casino butter directly on the stone at Black Rock Bar & Grill in dinner with friends.

@_StonersRUs_ We say “could sell that to the scouts!” because it’s a canoe

What do you call this? 🤔

@NaoLoverNeko @EosFantom @melonneet40

マリファナ拾ったから歌舞伎町交番に届けた 取調べ受けて現場検証もして パケの届出協力して下さいとのことで 新宿警察署に連れてかれます パトカーに乗せられて連れてかれます ｢何でマリファナってわかったの？｣って聞かれて死にそうです

@Dearme2_ Drugs

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@TheDailyHPotter Nice try dipshit

The new Sorting Hat 🎩

@122tim1 @sneako @SalvoPancakes Crazy? @sneako is mentally unsound and has been for years. Even Theroux surmised after half hour interviewing the moron that he’d “gone off the deep end” 🤣

Are you actually crazy? Has the mad prophet really blinded your mind? Never ever joke about the Holocaust!! You low life philipino should first learn to show respect. You can disagree with this rabbi but what does this have to do with the millions of jews who were murdered in the most gruesome way???

Hiiii pigggggyyyyy @RabbiShmuley 🤣🤣

@travis_barth @OldSchoolRS Some people just hate for the sake of hating

@OldSchoolRS so does the 4 pronged staff make every mob have an elemental weakness? if not its still useless :/

This league, the Thermy Echo Boss returns, with two echo magic items bound to its soul. Loot a four-pronged main hand and an off-hand you may recognise to embrace your true elemental power 🌬️

@franktanksmith1 Agreed, she deserves more than some gimp 🙂‍↕️

I really don’t deserve this feed

@franktanksmith1 Broke boyyyy

I audibly said nigga what

@RobDonalds38035 @jk_rowling

@jk_rowling Men shouldn’t be on skateboards period. They look ridiculous

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.