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A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, “Hey, miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100?”
“Are you nuts?!” she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block, and gets to the corner before she does.
“Would you let me bite your breasts for $1000?” he asks again.
“Listen, you! I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?!”
So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000?”
She thinks about it for a while, and says, “Hmmmmmm, $10,000, eh? Okay, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.”
So they go into the alley where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them, and starts caressing them, fondling them, slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed, and asks, “Well, are you gonna bite them or not?”
“Nah,” he replies. “ Costs too much.”
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@pharuc1 Are you sure that these ones undergo deradicallisation before integration?
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After this, they will reintegrate them back into the society as repentant gunmen😐😐we are not serious in this country.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
BREAKING: Gunmen Abduct 17 UTME Candidates In Benue state
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To see girl with bra in Delta State is by connection!!!
Even to church, many don't wear bra!!!
Even those with banana bresss join them!!!
One day at the market I saw a lady with knitted crop top without lining...She still didn't wear bra.... Nipples shook eye come out from the holes in the top!!!
Talk2veee@talk2veee
My friend is tired😂😂😂😂😂 Is this what you people are seeing in Warri?
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@realabdulhafeez Abeg wetin you ask her wey make her begin shout?
Make we too begin dey mesmerise their papa
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@tiredobserver1 @HalaJaber Mehn.... this is so far from an intellectual response.
If UN cannot be respected by Isreal, then Lebanon doesn't need to.
We all saw the video of the ambassador tearing the resolution. It can't get any messier
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@HalaJaber Your whataboutery is as embarrassing as your racism. Cry harder.
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⚠️So this is the “deal.”
Israel just leaked what it calls a “declaration” reached with Lebanon.
In reality, it is a surrender document.
Lebanon is ordered to disarm Hezbollah, eliminate all non-state armed groups, & ensure only the Lebanese army can bear arms.
In exchange? A 10-day “goodwill pause” that Israel can cancel at any moment.
No Israeli withdrawal from southern Lebanon.
No end to buffer zones.
No commitment to stop the destruction.
This is not a ceasefire.
This is Israel demanding that Lebanon do what the IDF failed to achieve on the battlefield, ‘crush’ Hezbollah’s military power, while Israel keeps the right to strike whenever it chooses.
The Lebanese government has still not issued a single word confirming or denying this text.
Silence here is dangerous.
This is not peace talks.
This is asking Lebanon to tear itself apart so Israel can get what it wants through ‘diplomacy.’
Beyond shameful.
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RE: Hijab Discrimination at Esther Oshikoya CBT Centre
The attention of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has been drawn to an incident at the Esther Oshikoya CBT Centre in Ibadan.
Through its monitoring mechanisms, the Board observed the occurrence during the screening exercise for the first session of the examination day on Thursday, 16th. The Board promptly intervened by calling the ad hoc official involved to order and issuing immediate instructions that no candidate wearing a hijab should be asked to remove or alter it.
The Board wishes to state clearly that this act was neither perpetrated by the centre nor part of its official protocol. Rather, it was the action of an overzealous ad hoc staff member who failed to adhere to the Board’s established guidelines regarding candidates’ religious attire.
JAMB categorically affirms that such actions are not in line with its screening procedures. The Board respects the religious beliefs and customs of all Nigerians and has addressed the situation promptly and appropriately.
We assure all candidates, regardless of faith, that their rights to religious expression including dressing remain a cornerstone of our policy.
For the avoidance of doubt, all ad hoc staff have been further briefed and reminded of the approved procedures for screening candidates at all centres
Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D OrgExpert and PCA JAMB
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@Its_Yhettyqueen @Miss_Oluremi Maybe you were a referee before so she was expecting you to do umpire
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This woman came for a makeup session and she kept rushing me.
I sha rushed and finished her makeup….. as soon as she as stepping out of the studio a man walked in and started shouting at her.
Next thing, na hot slap I hear 😩
“Didn’t I tell you not to do makeup as we’re already late? Stupid woman!”
Ladies and gentlemen 😮
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@Adunniolaide02 Go to your lawyer and ask for advice on how to proceed
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"I'm honestly upset right now and need advice before I act out of anger.
I have a tenant in my house. Due to the increase in electricity costs, I informed her last month that the light bill would go from ₦3,000 to ₦5,000. She agreed.
Today, she came to pay and brought only ₦3,000. When I asked her to balance ₦2,000, she started shouting and insulting me in front of others. She said I was collecting money unfairly and even called me greedy.
What hurt the most was her mocking me, saying I’m bragging over a house I inherited. Meanwhile, I’ve spent my own money renovating and maintaining this property.
Out of anger, I told her to move out. She laughed and said I can’t do anything to her.
Now I’m frustrated and confused. I feel disrespected in my own house.
I was even thinking of removing her belongings while she’s away, but I know that might escalate things.
What’s the right way to handle a situation like this without making things worse?" Lady, Fatima asks
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@AlmanzorLa41857 @mosalamandani How did they now become Christians en mass?
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@mosalamandani The Romans that invaded Algeria weren't Christian
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Before Christianity, Algeria was fully animist polytheists, worshiping tafukt and ayyur, until the Romans invaded it, made it 100% Christian.
That’s how dangerous Christianity is.
Ofer Binshtok - Kafir - עופר בינשטוק@Ofer_binshtok
Before Islam arrived in Algeria, it was nearly 100% Christian. Today only 0.3% remain. That’s how dangerous Islam is.
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@ng_ultimat71782 @mosalamandani What about the Egyptian and Babylonian enslavement of Jews? We are talking now about Algeria, which WAS and still is, a slave centre.
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@WarMaxxing @mosalamandani Go and read proper history, please.
Stop conjecturising here
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@mosalamandani Roman were not always Christian
They themselves because Christian become after killing Christian for 400 years
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@0DERAA_ @diaryofkeji Don't be silly.
Is the security not there to search people?
You people type the most stupid shii every day, every time.
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@JayMacaron2233 @diaryofkeji I hope you dont have children with this retrogressive method of fantasising.
How did you type and post this shii for God's sake?
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@diaryofkeji The Muslim image is the responsibility of Muslims and as long as the average terrorist is a Muslim then they should deal with whatever comes with that
You're saying all these because the security did her job... What if she found a bomb or cheating sheets?
You see it
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@foreverkadja @teecash960 How will anyone bring expo for jamb exam that you haven't seen the question?
You people should stop this dumb takes.
This is not supposed to be a discussion at all
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@teecash960 Yes, CBT. It has happened a lot in my study center, and it ends up giving a bad impression of hijabis who don’t cheat during exams.
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@foreverkadja @diaryofkeji @AishahOduniyi My friend shift!
So, because of girls that hide expo inside tights all girls should be off their tights before entering exam hall abi?
This is very dense
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A man will spend years with a woman. Watch her carry a pregnancy for nine months. Watch her go through labour. Watch her recover. Watch her breastfeed, sacrifice sleep, give up her body, her time, her peace and then turn around and ask for a DNA test.
And somehow we have convinced women that they are supposed to smile and comply because "he just wants to be sure."
Sure of what exactly?
A DNA test request is not just a medical procedure. It is a statement. It is a man looking at the woman he chose, the woman who just went through one of the most physically and emotionally demanding experiences of her life, and telling her. I do not trust you.
Not I love you. Not thank you. Not I am proud of you.
I do not trust you.
And the most painful part is that women are now being told that being angry about this makes them suspicious. That an innocent woman should have nothing to hide.
A woman who has been faithful, present and devoted is allowed to be deeply offended. Her anger is not proof of guilt. It is proof of self respect.
Trust is the foundation of every relationship. The moment a man needs a laboratory to confirm what his eyes, his heart and years of commitment should already tell him that relationship has a much bigger problem than paternity.
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This is an aberration and an infringement on the fundamental rights of these girls.
JAMB needs to step up
Alfa Shehu 👳🏾♂️@AlfaShehu01
UTME Muslim candidates are being denied entering exam hall because they have Hijab on. In 2026? Esther Oshikoya CBT Centre is a UTME accredited registration center in Ibadan. The centre reference number: UTME2017/30020010
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@olatayobaby @AlfaShehu01 @yojora You can't deny others because of that.
I'm sure the no. of girls are so insignificant.
The non Muslim girls that cheat nko, will they be stripped naked?
Be soundly reasonable please
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@AlfaShehu01 @yojora Unilorin taught me hijab is just a piece of cotton. Girls dey carry expo under their hijabs and go scot-free.
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