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Jennifer Killa Dilla
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It feels like Americans would care more about the war if 20% of the world’s Kit Kats passed through the Strait of Hormuz.
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It’s 4/1 so everything you read on this app is BS.
Just like 4/2 through 3/31.
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In a parallel universe Kristi Noem’s husband collapsed & Olaf has big fake knockers.
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we are careening towards Surrogates, 2009 territory
Jini Jane@jinijane_
My high school neighbourhood just elected a local 59yo councilwoman who campaigned in the local paper with an AI photo. Her statement: ‘I used an internet program to enhance the image because the resolution of the photo was bad. It’s simply my photo, that really is me. I use medication that’s why I look a bit different now. But yes, I do look much younger than my age. When I’m out with my son people think I’m his girlfriend. I hear that I look super young for my age all the time.’
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Is it "buck wild" & "butt naked" or "butt wild" & "buck naked"? I want my résumé to be perfect.
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Driving around town with a cyber truck behind me makes me feel as if I’m being chased by an angry dumpster.
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@EdgarPoop1 @raisinchoirgirl Your Grace, is that my flamethrower beside you? 🥹
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@HauntedJennifer @raisinchoirgirl My lord, my lord please hand me the bazooookkaaaa
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@EdgarPoop1 @raisinchoirgirl 🎶We bout to rob a Wells Fargo🎶
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@raisinchoirgirl @HauntedJennifer Dreamville after they rob the Wells fargo
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Asking the gas station attendant if he’s got any 85 octane in the back.
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Anybody wanna buy 11.9 tons of Kit Kats? Cheap. I can’t even look at another one right now.
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If I get arrested & the cops give me one phone call I’m dialing Empire Carpets or Jenny because those are the only numbers I have memorized.
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Citing budget cuts & the national mood, Wordle now has only four-letter words.
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I hear President Trump is now on the $100 bill but gas & grocery prices will never allow me to confirm.
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I’ve decided all I really want to do is read books in picturesque places and take occasional dance breaks.
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Top Bands of the 90’s
1. Better Than Ezra
2. Ezra
3. Slightly Worse Than Ezra
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