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@_fels1 hao watoto aliwachoma acid wakitoka shopping so sad man

A man named Kamau in Kiganjo wiped out his entire family last night before ending his own life quickly and permanently. Whatever pushed him to commit such a barbaric and macabre act is still unknown. But Kamau who was a professional plumber, Phyllis who was a food vendor and their two children suddenly came to the inevitable end of life. June is men’s mental health awareness month. Speak to a man. Mental health is both a massive and an escalating global crisis right now.

@SomoinaKapeen @Perunomad @Chepstaki @abulobras @ereguy Wamama hudrain energy

@Perunomad @Chepstaki @abulobras @ereguy Hampendi wamama?

With the Gang Gang!

@Masika_039 Tafuta pesa bro yenye uko nayo haitoshi

Kuna club Thika Road, ukienda parking imejaa magari na ukiingia ndani hakuna mtu.. Wanakuwanga wapi? Sielewi kabisa.

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@alphaman_111 All this from a broke person 😭🤦

Female Emotional Truths She’ll Never Say Out Loud 1. If she suddenly stops complaining, she’s already detached. 2. Her “I’m fine” is code for “I don’t feel safe enough to explain.” 3. When she starts choosing silence, she’s already accepted the distance. 4. If she supports you in silence but no longer corrects you — she’s giving up, not growing cold. 5. When she becomes quieter in a room, she’s observing who notices. 6. Her independence doesn’t mean she doesn’t want help — it means she stopped expecting it. 7. If she gets more private, it’s because she stopped feeling protected. 8. When she starts romanticizing her alone time, she’s healing from how people failed her. 9. If she gives you her heart and you don’t take care of it — she won’t ask twice.

Take yourself seriously, sit down, write a detailed plan for yourself, and your family. Give yourself time to work on it. Quit alcohol and weed, they slow great men like you down. Learn a skill. Give yourself 5 - 10 years to lift your family out of poverty. Nobody can do that for you. your family depends on you. Be strategic. Good morning. Go Win!

@KeKirwa Pesa ni pesa still a piece of paper

Remote work is for losers. There's no difference between remote jobs and masturbation. Jamaa imekaa chini for 14 hours a day in some poorly ventilated 1BR apartment doing some stupid tasks for 11 dollars an hour alafu inakuja kutusi fellas who run the economy. Mimi siezi fanya huo upuzi buana I know how to make money like a real man.

This cumulative damage is central to the free radical theory of aging (proposed in the 1950s). Oxygen powers life but contributes to the "wear and tear" we call aging.

@Griz_zly8 Things that never happened

Kuna this mumama 52 yrs old we met juzi kwa club fulani na akanipea number akisema nakaa Kijana mzuri so she has been calling na sijakua nikishika simu so today nimeshika simu yake akaniuliza Mbona I don't pic calls,I told her my phone got spoiled kwa screen then akaniuliza simu Ni pesa ngapi nikamshow 20k now she has said she will send 25k ninunue simu mpya alafu tupatane kesho majioni na simu mpya...

@Idahachi @amerix We Mzee 😂😂🤦

@amerix You mean the ushering in of the new world order? The same powers that set up the said organisations are now dismantling them. And why do you sound like them? You've got elements of the Freemasons and Jesuits theatricals

The world is changing. There is a silent seismic shift happening around the globe. Global financial and tech systems are being dismantled from the grip of powerful unelected institutions like the EU, IMF and WORLD BANK. Political power, military manipulation, medical influence and economic hegemony that have hitherto been unilaterally controlled inside unelected bureaucracies like the UN, WHO, NATO and NGOs are being dismantled. The biggest win was the collapse of NGO donors. Pay attention.

Putting new engine but finding out it was just coins in my center console making noise 😭🤦

Women still basing their life on men even after being given free will by God and man to do whatever they want is peak

@FGaitho237 You are fat Gaito just a reminder we don't take fat opinions

Why Are These Aging Demagogues Even Trying? If a young person like me would find the demands of NIS counter-revolution initiatives exhausting, the endless phone calls, media preps, interviews, constant movement, and late-night strategy sessions, how on earth do these frail, aging demagogues think they can complete the journey? This is exactly how Raila Odinga eventually ground to a painful halt. The body and mind can only take so much. The NIS is systematically killing these politicians one by one. The worst part? They’re not even fighting a structured, visible opponent they can target. They’re desperately trying to neutralize a leaderless, tribeless, and partyless organism - a spirit, a feeling, a mood, a wave, a vibe that has no single face or headquarters. You cannot kill what has no head. Why would anyone, sitting on mountains of stolen money, choose to die for the NIS instead of retiring peacefully to enjoy their loot for the next 20 years? The sheer sickness and greed driving these people is astounding. They already have more than they could spend in three lifetimes, yet they’re still willing to risk everything - health, dignity, and eventually their lives - just to keep clinging to power on behalf of their foreign handlers. This is not ambition. This is clinical insanity. The revolution doesn’t need to chase them. Time, exhaustion, and the sheer weight of a faceless movement are already doing the job. These old, power-hungry clowns are running on empty, fighting an enemy they cannot see, touch, or bribe into submission. The end is inevitable.

@JOKAQARMY1 Pia hii gig mligate keep

Meta fired 1100 people for exposing Smart Glasses

@KaberiaCommoner What are you suggesting a citizen tribunal for public participation

He is just confirming why I have never considered all lawyers to be 'learned friends', some of these C+ products need gumbaru (study other professions before / after doing law) Had he taken time to study mathematics, and majored in statistics (like I did) he would know that a stratified random sample of 2,000 can represent a population of 50million, with 95% confidence level and a 3% error margin. Actually, using the 'gold standard', the world population is normally statistically represented by just about 140,000 to 150,000... meaning if you manage to get 200,000 respondents in a public participation, then it can represent Kenya, Africa, the entire Earth and sections of Planet Mars. Huyu ni mjinga. Wamunyoros.

@FluentInFinance Same

96% of fraud cases are left unsolved make the right choices bro

@Abashaji001 @jahal_k @DCI_Kenya She should have asked for the heads of DCI and police officer, if she can't follow the law then the law SHALL follow her

@jahal_k @DCI_Kenya No she's wrong she shouldn't even make that pathetic comment but again where's the police officer and why the DCI is silent about him

SUSPECT IN COURT OVER INCITING VIRAL VIDEO The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) has obtained a custodial order from the Chief Magistrate’s Court at Kahawa Law Courts, Nairobi, in relation to ongoing investigations into alleged hate speech and ethnic incitement. The respondent, Bare Sahara Ahmed, is currently detained at Kilimani Police Station for a period of 10 days to allow investigators to complete inquiries into the matter. The court has further authorised forensic analysis of relevant digital evidence, including call data records and financial transactions, to support the investigation. This action underscores our commitment to upholding the rule of law and addressing offences that threaten national cohesion and peaceful coexistence. We urge members of the public to exercise responsibility in their communications and refrain from engaging in conduct that may incite division or hatred. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

@Abashaji001 @jahal_k @DCI_Kenya What serious consequences are talking about, like they would start paying taxes ama

Was the person shot not Kenyan? The Kitui representative women made the same statement and she’s still not arrested. Why? This marginalisation of Somali Kenyans must stop now or it will have serious consequences. Do you know what’s happening in Mali? It’s a result of the marginalisation of minority groups like the Fulani Dawarek and Arabs. They’re only 50km away from overthrowing the entire government. They’ve already killed the defence minister yesterday. If this marginalisation of Somalis and Swahili people – or Muslims in general – doesn’t stop now, it will cause significant problems in Kenya. The Kenyan government must listen to the oppressed Kenyans or it will end very badly in the coming decades. Kenyans of all the tribes already have their own problems and today's world and the experience they got from their neighbouring countries Kenya should have been more different than the their neighbours all citizens must be treated equally in the face of the justice , this is my honest opinion on the matter

@Lovandfear Despicable

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