Jacob Dreesen

@michabbb @alexdaubois Are you really not able to look it up for yourself!?

@alexdaubois Again: glad you didn't post any link, nobody wants to read the docs 👍

AppendIterator concatenates iterators end-to-end in #PHP. Two generators. Three directories. A CSV + an API response. Treat them as one stream. No array_merge(). No intermediate array. No memory spike. I *really* wish I knew this earlier 😅

@tulioranjos @lucasarruda @levelsio @official_php PHP does not maintain the official docker images. Docker maintains them.

Things I never understand about Open Source Software: > apt update > apt install -y software-properties-common > add-apt-repository -y ppa:ondrej/php > apt update > apt install php8.4 Why one guy called Ondrej control all PHP installs? Why doesnt @official_php organziation do this? What if he dies?

@n3ll41 Die haben damals vor 500 Jahren vermutlich auch keine Computer, Kameras und Mikrofone, etc. gebaut, damit solche Typen nicht so viel scheiße produzieren konnten 🤣

@FabindiaNews They contacted me, but unfortunately they didn't manage to ensure that the package arrived on time. I'm now back in Germany but without my desired Fabindia products :(

I ordered two pants more than a week ago and unfortunately they still haven't arrived. 1 is moving in circles in Chennai and the other hasn't even been shipped. The customer service is not helpful at all. I am leaving India in a few hours and am very disappointed! @FabindiaNews

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@MaxBiot @Labonitamascota @tazgezwitscher bastiansick.de/kolumnen/frage…

@Labonitamascota @tazgezwitscher Damen - dämlich Herren - herrlich

@TobiasNyholm @jovant @seldaek It seems it's not specifically February, see: 3v4l.org/LUrWG

@jovant It is because February has 28 days, and 2022-03-29 - 28 days is 2022-03-01. @seldaek shows this in a modified example: twitter.com/seldaek/status…

Im happy PHP still surprises me. =) 3v4l.org/qCEfG

@glsbank Wie kann ich denn im neuen Online-Banking das "Sm@rtTAN photo"-Verfahren als Standard einstellen? Ich bekomme immer direkt eine SMS gesendet, obwohl ich das gar nicht möchte.

@EaInspections How do I migrate my old subscription to the marketplace? I didn't get contacted yet.

PS: we'll reach out previously issued licenses owners with migration details. That surely takes some time.

We are re-opening Php Inspections (EA Ultimate) sales! Now via JetBrains marketplace: plugins.jetbrains.com/plugin/16935-p… Notes: - licenses are now managed under your JetBrains account - please uninstall all PHP Inspections (EA *) plugins before installing it

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@gitlab Here's some more random stuff.

@gitlab I am a developer who cooks. Made this with a friend for his birthday party once. It's some kind of meze. Took us two afternoons to prepare. :)

Are you a developer that cooks? Post a photo in the comments of something tasty you made 😋 We’re breaking developer stereotypes today.

@mrasnika Nice blog post, thx for the research! Just a quick note that you have two typos in the names of Nikota -> Nikita and Nikolas -> Nicolas

My latest: "Real-World Benchmark of PHP Routing: see how both Symfony's Routing component and FastRoute perform with a real-world example" kaloyan.info/writing/2021/0…

@sixtus @EskenSaskia @spdbt @cducsubt Ich denke das "Not" muss man hier in Englisch lesen ;)

@symfony There's something wrong with the numbers ;) "This week, 58 pull requests were merged (34 in code and 34 in docs)"

A Week of Symfony #726 (23-29 November 2020) symfony.com/blog/a-week-of… #symfony

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@symfony This is awesome!

New in Symfony 5.1: Stack decorators goo.gl/fb/xzJypy #symfony