🇩🇪 Seruun

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🇩🇪 Seruun

@Jaquento

Elektrotechniker/State-certified Electrician. Tax payer, 1st class. You are welcome. Tweets are in english and german. Also @Seruun on https://t.co/HsSPQT4lCy

Somewhere, beyond the sea... Entrou em Nisan 2009

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🇩🇪 Seruun@Jaquento·6 Şub

China: >Mit beiden Beinen und bis zum Hals in zwei Finanzkrisen. >Rekord-Dürreperiode und Wasserknappheit. >Drei-Schluchten-Damm marode. >Corona-Inkubator >Drauf und dran ein Krieg mit Taiwan vom Zaun zu brechen. Deutsche Unternehmen: >Der perfekte Standort für unsere Produktion

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@The_real_Fenris I don't think my chances as a Corpus crewman or Grineer soldier are good.

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✨️🌛Fenris Wolfmom🌜✨️@The_real_Fenris·13h

Will you survive? 🫡

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@henninghoene @fdp Transatlantik und Israel. "UNseRe WErtE" Na nee, ich wähle nur noch Parteien die "Deutschland zuerst" als Außenpolitik anbieten.

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Henning Höne@henninghoene·17h

Ich kandidiere als Bundesvorsitzender der @fdp.

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@Fuchswerk @FalkTG Wovon redest du? Die FDP hat jeden links-grünen Mist doch mitgemacht.

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Fuchswerk@Fuchswerk·20h

@FalkTG dann schmeißt die ganzen Wirtschaftsliberalen raus, eine Parteiausrichtung mehr zum Liberalismus statt Neoliberalismus wäre lobenswert. Sozialliberal fehlt nämlich in DE

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FalkTG 10k 🦅🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦@FalkTG·1d

Ich habe das Gefühl, mit der FDP geht es bald wieder bergauf. Die kreativen Prozesse fangen gerade erst an.

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🇩🇪 Seruun@Jaquento·10h

@FalkTG Zweckoptimismus, bestenfalls.

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🇩🇪 Seruun@Jaquento·1d

@Jmax528 @ShikikanG11 @GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya That a lot of jewish people are rich is mostly a historic accident. Being barred from joining trade guilds, stuff like money-lending was all that's left. If the Jews control everything, it is our fault, ironically.

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⸎Jmax⸎@Jmax528·1d

@ShikikanG11 @Jaquento @GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya my exact thoughts about magaloids, groypers and the right wing retard who both believe everything must be because of jews and that white people are superior while constantly moaning how in every way from asians, to indians to jews are owning them

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Lo-Ping@GamingAndPandas·1d

Tell me the craziest conspiracy theory you genuinely believe that would get you like this

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@SandyofCthulhu The Nazis had to go back in time for this.

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Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·1d

It was the steamship Olympic that sunk, not the Titanic. The Titanic was taken to the secret Nazi base in the Antarctic, where they surgically modified Prince Charles so he'd look human, instead of a half-lizard/half-vampire hybrid, in preparation to take his place as the New World Emperor over us all. Now you know. If I vanish, please spread the word that THEY got me.

Lo-Ping@GamingAndPandas

Tell me the craziest conspiracy theory you genuinely believe that would get you like this

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🇩🇪 Seruun@Jaquento·1d

@MarkoRaassina I like both. What I hate is when creators start to turn 10 minute videos into 2 hour life streams.

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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)@MarkoRaassina·2d

Which one do you prefer?

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@ShikikanG11 @GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya Considered and mostly dismissed. Many self-declared normal people aren't, either.

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Shikikan@ShikikanG11·1d

@Jaquento @GamingAndPandas @PandasAndVidya Have you considered leftists and liberals are just naturally retarded and normal people would want to separate from them?

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@bellconi @ntvde Ich bin sicher der post-sovietische Lebensstandard außerhalb der zwei Metropolen ist genau dein Ding. Genauso wie Alkoholismus.

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Bellconi Klara Nahme@bellconi·1d

@Jaquento @ntvde Warum sollte ich mit Geisteskranken wetten, die nicht verstehen, dass das schöne Deutschland nahezu auf dem Niveau von Burundi angekommen ist? Entgegen den verblödeten und verfetteten Deutschen kann sich Russland über Jahre hinweg selbst versorgen. Also wette lieber nicht.

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ntv Nachrichten@ntvde·1d

Ein Rückgang von 40 Prozent: Kiews Treffer lassen Putins Öl-Exporte einbrechen n-tv.de/wirtschaft/Kie…

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@bellconi @ntvde Russland, definitif Russland. Da wette ich mit dir um 1000€.

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Bellconi Klara Nahme@bellconi·1d

@ntvde Ach ja, die bösen Russen werden sicher bald alle verhungern müssen. So ein Fake-News-Käseblatt wie ntv ist ja auch absolut seriös und repräsentativ. Schauen wir also, wer dann am Ende als Erster am Abgrund stehen wird. Russland oder Neo-Nazi-Deutschland.

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Greedy Ape 🐍🐵@GreedyApe420·1d

Les 3 autres sont bien des socialistes 😅

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@Wes_Macc @RyteSideUp I don't need to taste a turd, to make sure a turd that looks and smells like a turd, is indeed a turd.

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Wes Macc@Wes_Macc·1d

@RyteSideUp If you never watched it [and yes you did] it is whining. I did not like DS9. Not my style. I did not like Lower Decks... no animation for me I did not really like Voyager. Men screw up, women save show... I liked TOS/TNG/SNW/Enterprise/SFA I watched TOS live.

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RyteSideUp@RyteSideUp·2d

Star Trek through the years- TOS: “Hey, this really diverse group of people is really good at their jobs. It’s something to aspire to.” TNG/VOY/DS9: “Hey, this really diverse group of people, which even includes old enemies, is really good at their jobs. It’s something to aspire to.” ENT: “These people that are brand new at this job are good at it, and they’re good at getting a diverse group of people to work together to do it. It’s something to aspire to.” NuTrek: “This group of idiots is really diverse, and that’s okay, because they’re so diverse!” Can we please understand why one of these is being rejected by fans of the franchise?

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@ManDaveJobGood @PandasAndVidya Reality is often boring like that.

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Confirmed Miscer ⚔️🍁🔫@ManDaveJobGood·1d

Logan Lancing@LoganLancing

The Charlie Kirk assassination made me a Kennedy truther. As in, I now 100% believe the official story. People will find anything that fits what they want to believe, despite all of the evidence pointing towards a reality we discovered quickly. People are inherently susceptible to cults and "hidden knowledge" because we are pattern seeking animals.

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@chefsevenn

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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·2d

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?

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🇩🇪 Seruun@Jaquento·2d

@Deadspacho @ShitpostRock2 If ain't broke, why fix?

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Aidan Blanchfield@Deadspacho·2d

@Jaquento @ShitpostRock2 Genetic FPS controls that are mid and haven't evolved in 30 years... Yay.

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Rock Solid@ShitpostRock2·2d

I think about this image every time someone gets filtered by tank controls

kaiyo🧧🐾@ohaiyokaiyo

game elitists thinking they’re better than others bc they played the original resident evil games with shit tank controls are so cringe

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@Volker_Beck @NovoArgumente @gaborhalasz1 Hat Steinmeier mitgebombt? Hab ich was verpasst?

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Volker Beck 🐋 🇺🇦🇮🇱🎗️@Volker_Beck·2d

@gaborhalasz1 Israel und die USA sowie die Nachbarn des Iran löffeln gerade die Suppe aus, die Steinmeier half mit einzubrocken.

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gabor halasz@gaborhalasz1·2d

Bundespräsident deutlicher als Bundesregierung.

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Bundespräsident Frank-Walter Steinmeier hat den Krieg der USA und Israels gegen den Iran als „völkerrechtswidrig“ kritisiert: „Unsere Außenpolitik wird nicht überzeugender dadurch, dass wir Völkerrechtsbruch nicht Völkerrechtsbruch nennen.“

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@sleepy_devo @PuddinH8sTweets It still is mutilation even if you volunteer for it.

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Dev@sleepy_devo·2d

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@Glittergreed a desired cosmetic surgery, doesn't fall under the definition of disfiguring injury.

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Dev@sleepy_devo·2d

the way right-wingers morally load their language with MUTILATE rather than actually talking about the topic more objectively, is a lot like how left wingers morally load their language with RACIST SEXIST FASCIST eventually, people will simply stop caring about your moralizing.

Justin Eh@JustinEh54818

@sleepy_devo @Sargon_of_Akkad Exactly, let's start mutilating people once we've convinced them it's beneficial. This is going to be so much fun (and beneficial). Effective altruism.

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