Long Beach Jason
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Long Beach Jason
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Even depressed I suck dick better than your dad - bluesky @jasoncalifun


“The average family in the 1950’s could afford a house on a single income!” 🙄 Sure. That’s because the average house in the 1950’s looked like this. The average family can still afford this house on a single income.

DNA testing should be mandatory upon birth. If you disagree, you have something to hide.



Anyone who claims the lack of joy about the 250th is a function of a rough economy was not alive in 1976. The country rocked in its 200th celebration and the economy was a FREAKING MESS. There is this Gen Z misconception that the '70s and early '80s were some sort of economic golden age of readily available, well-paying jobs, low cost housing and an all around sense of prosperity. WRONG. Google "Stagflation." Google "gas lines." Google "mortgage interest rates in the 1980s." Our economy today is a golden age by comparison, without exaggeration. Yet somehow in 1976 we could gleefully celebrate our nation's birthday without Democrats turning it into a Howard Zinn-inspired anti-history hatefest.


Many such cases…


Data suggests… 47% of Americans have less than $1,000 in savings. 31% don’t have a retirement account at all. But also… 1 out of 4 Americans have a net worth of at least $660K. This data makes no sense.


It's a scary world men have to live in









The discourse switching seamlessly from "stop eating lunch if you want to afford a home" to "abolish my property taxes because I can't afford it and refuse to change my lifestyle at all" has been interesting to witness.


Can y'all EVEN IMAGINE the liberal meltdowns if this happens?!?😂😂😂





















