John F. Confederacy
68 posts
John F. Confederacy
@JohnFCon
Gentlemen of Culture | TAMU ‘92 | UMich Law ‘96 | True Son of the South | Nashville Based Lawyer | Gig ‘em Till I Die
Nashville, TN Entrou em Şubat 2025
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“Box me out for a rebound” - me flirting with women taller than me
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@JohnFCon Prayers received. Was a 3 wipe performance. Thanks
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Worst kid I know keeps asking me if I’m on the bv
Like buddy I’ve genuinely hated you for years #pleasedie
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Random guy just bought me a drink at the bar. Man I love this school
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@petermillarstar I can’t see a way where this doesn’t play out well for you Eric
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Doing a bit where i break up with a girl our first time meeting in person off of hinge.
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@ThrobbyBoucher Modern Shakespeare, all jokes aside I would kill at least two of my friends to have her kick me in the sack #doingitfortheonetime
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@CaudilloXIV Does this line work on thin French women asking for a friend
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@RobertNMyer It’s always nice to connect with others with similar values 🤝
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@JohnFCon I’m glad you see the bigger picture here
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Jewish women
Pros:
Hot
Big boobs
Rich (most likely)
Good connections
Cons:
Probably going to hell
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Just had an all time rot day but I had to get up and be productive out of respect for the goat rotter, big ups E dog
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@elliotmellinger Presidential approval on this deal here Jitty JFC out
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My roommate bought me a beer yesterday so I bought him a fidget spinner
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