@realcoolsexman @parkinscroat So you don't have friends either?
That's awful, I feel for you man 🙁
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Jonathan O'Connor
605 posts
Jonathan O'Connor
@Jonathan0Connor
Animator. Dad. Time magazine Person of the Year 2006.
Entrou em Kasım 2011
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@parkinscroat I'd rather have 10k guys offer me a free beer and some pork products over pay 7£ a pint for 4% abv Spanish beers with my coworkers.
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@kerrr1888 @90MinuteCynic He just won Man Utd u21 player of the season. Lad has a very bright future. People didn't write off Frank Lampard or Paulo Maldini because their dads were professional footballers. Judge him on his own merits
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@90MinuteCynic If he wasn’t Darren fletchers son he’s not getting picked
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17 minutes of professional football before yesterday.
Utterly bizarre decision.
Scotland National Team@ScotlandNT
Following the news of Billy Gilmour's injury we can confirm that 19-year-old Tyler Fletcher has been added to our @FIFAWorldCup squad after making his debut against Curaçao yesterday. Welcome aboard, Tyler 🛫 🇺🇸
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@SoccerStash @danielthemate Says the guy a phone who's chip was designed in Israel
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RTE are obsessed. I'm genuinely considering getting some data so we can visualise just how bad it's got.
RTÉ News@rtenews
Two sports ministers have said they will not attend the upcoming soccer match between the Republic of Ireland and Israel rte.ie/news/politics/…
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@heatles127 Yes or no, was he a Premier League player that went on to win the Premier League.
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Mancini did, but don’t let that get in the way of a total lie.
AE@ArtetaEra
Fun Fact: No former Premier league player has ever won the league as a manager.
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@TweetWithWolves @EoinKeane101 She said it Irish, not Gaelic
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@EoinKeane101 Or maybe she just mentioned the UK as that’s where she lives so it’s her current home and then she gave thanks in Gaelic as she’s a Proud Irishwoman🤷…
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do you think jessie knew she messed up by saying it was Mother’s Day in the UK so she threw the “go raibh maith agat” in at the end
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@BlakeH22222 @nicolec_o @1sausage1 I saw a guy called Blake H being a dribbling simpleton, should I assume all Blakes I meet in future are also dribbling simpletons?
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Besides the accents it’s the fact the can’t use cutlery correctly
katie@katefeetie
europeans can easily spot american tourists because it's often their first time seeing someone in a shirt that's not from armani exchange
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@iohewifh5934 @CherryyGarden @theepicmap You simpleton
Saying Irish people speak Gaelic is like saying English people speak Germanic.
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@CherryyGarden @theepicmap It's Gaelic. Where you were born and raised is irrelevant
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How long it takes to learn the official language of European Countries
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@StufferSuitcase @echetus Is owning a Vauxhall Astra and going on two holidays in the space of 12 years a sign of wealth now?
Have we fallen that far?
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@echetus That’s not the issue.
The issue is the Greens trying to paint her as some sort of extra from Oliver! because they and Labour have it in their heads now that working class women are the way to appeal to voters.
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The Champagne Socialism of a Vauxhall Astra and a holiday to Spain ten years ago
Chris Rose@ArchRose90
Hannah Spencer, the candidate in the Gorton & Denton by-election loves jetting off on holidays, despite her party’s stance on a “climate emergency”. Owns two homes worth over £1m and drives a diesel car, her party is campaigning against both. A hypocritical champagne socialist.
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@993Justme @_Matteoox Madueke and Mbeumo are both on £150k a week, Cunha £180k a week
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@ollie_rfc @ODEONCinemas Don't want to spoil this for you, but that came out in 1993
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One week to go until the first Screen Unseen of the year! ⏳🍿
Clue #1 is here… can you solve it? 🔍👀
Big reveal coming 12 January 📲 bit.ly/3LbIvNZ
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@HLTCO I bet when you played Fredrikstad, you didn't bother visiting Trondheim either, you could have driven that in 7 hours, easy. Should be ashamed of yourself
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I mean, there was a game of football on in DUBLIN. 😂
Chris Birch@barkofthebirch
@HLTCO A tourist trap that you’ve obviously fell for………cork area and Belfast are far better…..pay ya £10 per pint and go home
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@eamonnwallace @adrianweckler 7 is a valid number, it means it's a mobile. All UK mobiles start in the range of 074-077 (or in this case +44 74 to +44 77)
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@adrianweckler or block with an app like Truecaller and setup a range to exclude. My UK spam comes from +44 7 (7 isn't a valid number iirc)
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Here’s a way to curb those +44 robocalls.
iPhones and Pixels can now ‘screen’ calls from unknown numbers for you — getting them to identify themselves before connecting you to the call.
You can turn it on in settings — the attached pic shows how.
More: independent.ie/business/techn…
Adrian Weckler@adrianweckler
Here’s one problem with answering those scam +44 robocalls: you put yourself on wider scammer databases (cos you’re now a certified mark). Within days of answering the +44 robocalls, I’m getting more of these
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@TrungNguye37875 @ediz1975 I can see two lampposts in that photo, neither have a flag
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I’m of Turkish decent …
In Turkey national flags are seen everywhere you go.
Waving in the wind. Looks amazing.
Why is it here at home we can’t be proud of the English Flag ? I don’t get the far left.
Displaying a national flag is the norm all around the world on home land.
Yet people up in arms here.🤷♂️🤷♂️
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@ediz1975 In England? On lampposts everywhere?
Never seen it outside the Jubilee
If you have seen them on your travels, give me the road names/areas and I'll have a look on google maps and go through the history of snapshots.
I'm happy to be proved wrong
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@Jonathan0Connor Again you believe flags on lamp posts are a new thing … it’s not … neither here or abroad … it’s a lefty conspiracy theory
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@ediz1975 Were they though? I did not see one painted roundabout or flag on a lamppost until Tommy Robinson started his "Operation Raise The Colours"
They're everywhere now
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@Jonathan0Connor Or is it your own perception of that’s what’s happening? Flags were flying around before the EDL…
Why is having the English flag around the country so bad …. ?
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@ediz1975 Context is king
I love bacon sandwiches, probably too much in all honesty. I have zero problem with them
Unless someone is outside a Mosque waving a bacon sandwich at Muslims
Why fly the flags now to coincide with the EDL campaign?
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@AdamHaste @KieranMaguire When Ineos came in, we had 1,140 staff (other reported numbers at the time: Manchester City 520. Chelsea 788, Tottenham 719 and Arsenal 649)
We had over 100 scouts (Liverpool have 15)
Absolutely sucks for the people made redundant but the org was blaoted
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@KieranMaguire I think with Man Utd it's more the moral question. How can you justify making 100s of normal working people redundant and then dropping £200m+ on transfers. Literally months after saying the entity was on the cusp of going out of business. For the layperson, this is mental
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For people wondering how Manchester United and Liverpool can spend so much money in the transfer market, Chelsea spent £1.3 billion in the first two years under new owners Clearlake Capital and they did not breach PSR.m
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@anon_opin I have a firm grasp of Yoda, so I will try to translate:
"If you're on a date, you will find out who they are when a wasp turns up"
Still makes zero fucking sense to be fair.
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If you're on a date, who someone is when a wasp turns up is who they are.
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