Travesty

Name a Sylvester Stallone role that is not Rocky...

@confusing_wot Ozempic

What happened to her?

Hey @grok , what happened to her ?

@ChrisMartzWX Let the landlord know. Every apartment I’ve ever lived in has rules against loud animals in the lease.

Okay. I love dogs and animals, but my upstairs neighbor’s German Shepherd won’t shut the fuck up. It has been all day every day for the last week. It starts at 5:00 a.m. and goes on until after midnight (I work from home). The barking and howling only started in the last week and they have been there since before I moved in. I am down to my last nerve.

@trumplicans2024 Rock Hudson

who is this guy?

@DefiantLs It’s just a rash

Have fun.

@trumplicans2024 The hemorrhoids make the butt extra tight.

what do you do...

@LibTearCreator1 Never get spinal surgery. The outcomes are really bad

Please pray! 🙏 I have been in the ER for 8 straight hours so far. I had an MRI and didn’t get the best news so far and I’m waiting on the neurosurgeon. Pain is somewhat under control. From the bottom of my heart I appreciate everyone reaching out and praying for me.

@TiffanyFong I love French dips. I hate when restaurants try to make them too fancy and put 15 toppings in them.

i’m a slut for french dip

@trumplicans2024 Plastic surgery is tied with tattoos as the biggest red flags.

FYI, for every Hot Chic out there, there is a dude that is sick of her shit... thank you for your attention to this matter...

@fvckerysprinkle I won the lottery

“I bought more ammo”

Classic and still hilarious

@GeneralPatton83 I want a sledgehammer. Cuts can be sewn up. Crush injuries are treated with thoughts and prayers.

I choose B

@gregkellyusa I like the old joke “once a girl has had enough sexual partners, a butterfly tattoo magically appears on her body”. Tattoos let you know which women to avoid

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

So satisfying

@trumplicans2024 He thinking “damn. I forget the ice chest in the car. Is the parking lot nude or just the beach?”

what's he thinking?

ALL THE ABOVE!!

@IMAO_ Large bites makes his gay bowel disorder flare up

Everyone assumes this picture of Buttigieg is him eating a chicken wing, and that's because he's biting in a way to engage his "rip-the-flesh-from-the-bone" front teeth, so we fill in "chicken wing" to make it make sense. But what he is actually eating is a small piece of a cinnamon roll, and our brains just can't comprehend biting into a small piece of dough that way. It's like an alien took over a human body and is unfamiliar with the subtleties of how it works.

@LangmanVince I think of Brigitte Macron’s BWC.

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this woman 👇

@ChiefNitro Have you tried the ivermectin/antiparasitic treatment?

Some people will scroll past this… but I’m asking you not to 🙏🙏🙏 This is my wife. This is what strength looks like!! 🩷🩷🩷 While the world keeps moving, she’s here—wrapped in blankets, hooked to treatments, fighting a battle most people will never truly understand. Stage 4. Aggressive. Metastatic Breast Cancer. There are no “easy days” anymore. Just moments we hold onto… and moments we push through. What you don’t see in this picture: The pain she doesn’t complain about. The fear she hides so others don’t worry. The exhaustion that never fully goes away. It’s extremely HORRIBLE! But what you SHOULD see… is her courage! She didn’t choose this fight… but she shows up for it every single day anyway. And I’m sitting here watching the strongest person I’ve ever known go through something so unfair… wishing I could take even a piece of it from her. 😢😢😢 If you’re reading this, I’m asking for one thing—just one: Say a prayer. Send some good energy. Your support means so much! Because right now… she needs all of it. And I need her. 🙏🩷🙏 This is why I do what I do, EVERY SINGLE DAY! It’s ALL for HER!!! 🩷🩷🩷 #FeliciaStrong #Stage4Warrior #FCancer #CancerSucks #BreastCancerAwareness