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@MezoNetwork will now be charging 69% tariffs on any asset you bridge into the chain With a special exemption on $TRX for no particular reason All proceeds will go to the TCEF [Thesis Cigarette Expense Fund] with yield forwarded to William Pykes biweekly birthday parties Included with this executive order is a daily literature quote entirely unrelated to the state of world trade:

@TrenchSniper69 @binance 25

@lowpolyduck @binance very nice sir... what year?

quick history lesson: bitcoin logo was spotted in a 1991 game the lore goes deeper than you think

@tekgeekartfreak @binance Got it at btc vegas last year !

@lowpolyduck @binance Did you 3d print it, or was Sierra giving those things away?

@MarioNawfal This is the realist post you've ever made

You criticize Iran, you’re paid by Mossad You criticize Israel, you’re paid by Qatar You criticize Ukraine, you’re paid by Russia You criticize Russia, you’re paid by the EU You criticize the right, you’re paid by Soros You criticize the left, you’re a Nazi What did I miss?

@_vmlops "this isn't just an ai story. it's a management literacy problem" Thanks gpt.

A developer spent 4 months building a fullstack project his manager discovered claude code, vibe coded the same project in days, and fired him on the spot when he explained that ai halluccinates on complex requirements his manager didn't believe him. he believed the llm over the person who actually built it this isn't just an ai story. it's a management literacy problem knowing how to use a tool ≠ understanding what it takes to build production-ready software

𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗝. 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗲 𝟬𝟰:𝟮𝟴 𝗣𝗠 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝟬𝟰.𝟬𝟵.𝟮𝟲𝟳 I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years, especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the Number One State Sponsor of Terror, to have a Nuclear Weapon — Because they have one thing in common, Low IQs. They’re stupid people, they know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it, too! Look at their past, look at their record. They don’t have what it takes, and they never did! They’ve all been thrown off Television, lost their Shows, and aren’t even invited on TV because nobody cares about them, they’re NUT JOBS, TROUBLEMAKERS, and will say anything necessary for some “free” and cheap publicity. Now they think they get some “clicks” because they have Third Rate Podcasts, but nobody’s talking about them, and their views are the opposite of MAGA — Or I wouldn’t have won the Presidential Election in a LANDSLIDE. MAGA agrees with me, and just gave CNN a 100% Approval Rating of “TRUMP,” not Hand Flailing Fools like Tucker Carlson, who couldn’t even finish College, he was a broken man when he got fired from Fox, and he’s never been the same — Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist! Or Megyn Kelly, who nastily asked me the now famous, “Only Rosie O’Donnell,” question, or “Crazy” Candace Owens, who accuses the Highly Respected First Lady of France of being a man, when she is not, and will hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit. Actually, to me, the First Lady of France is a far more beautiful woman than Candace, in fact, it’s not even close! Or Bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things, and lost his entire fortune, as he should have, for his horrendous attack on the families of the Sandy Hook shooting victims, ridiculously claiming it was a hoax. These so-called “pundits” are LOSERS, and they always will be! Now Fake News CNN, The Failing New York Times, and all of the other Radical Left “News” Organizations, are “hailing” them, and giving them “positive” press for the first time in their lives. They’re not “MAGA,” they’re losers, just trying to latch on to MAGA. As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” just like Marjorie “Traitor” Brown, but I no longer care about that stuff, I only care about doing right for our Country. MAGA is about WINNING and STRENGTH in not allowing Iran to have Nuclear Weapons. MAGA is about MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, and these people have no idea how to do that, BUT I DO, because THE UNITED STATES IS NOW THE “HOTTEST” COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Have veMEZO or veBTC and not sure where to allocate your votes? Join Mezo founder @mhluongo for a livestream on all the ways you can participate and earn in the Mezo economy. 🕐 Tomorrow, April 9th, at 3pm EST. Watch here on X or in our Discord

"So, what is the institutional appetite for Bitcoin DeFi?" "It's crazy..." @rkbaggs is joined by @mhluongo of @thesis_co / @MezoNetwork to discuss debanking, the origins of @fold_app, @tBTC_project, Bitcoin's evolving role in finance, and much more! #CHAINREACTION

Institutions are sitting on more BTC than ever with almost no way to earn yield on it or borrow against it onchain. I already talked about @MezoNetwork back in 2025 when the Bitcoin banking narrative was emerging. What they built is a flywheel in which institutions depend on retail liquidity to access yield. → Users and institutions deposit BTC → They borrow MUSD against it, generating loan interest → DEX trading and bridge activity generate additional swap and chain fees → All fees flow to veBTC holders who vote on gauges → Institutions pair their veBTC with veMEZO to increase voting power and yield Most institutions operate under BTC mandates and won't buy MEZO directly, so they rent veMEZO from retail holders through the matching market. More institutional BTC flows in = more demand for your locked $MEZO. And token holders sit at the center of that loop. This inverts the usual dynamic. IMO Mezo could be one of the cleanest plays in the Bitcoin banking narrative.

Coinbase will add support for Mezo (MEZO). You can now generate a deposit address for MEZO on coinbase․com, the Coinbase app, and Coinbase Exchange in regions where trading is supported. Deposits of MEZO will not be available until the asset issuer unlocks transfers.

📢 Calling veAERO holders! We are teaming up with @AerodromeFi to become Mezo's primary DeFi liquidity hub on @Base. Over 4 weeks, we're deploying 2.25% of the total MEZO supply as voter incentives.

@indy_television @kirawontmiss I unironically think they are. Laughing is a real medicine.

@kirawontmiss Comedians act like they are doing a service to humanity it’s so tiring

Comedian Matt Rife responds to Druski viral skit. Thoughts? 🤔

@scupytrooples a panel from oyasumi punpun tattooed on my back for a similar reason 🫀

I’ve been through dark times and personal struggles in my life. and as corny as it sounds, this manga panel from hajime no ippo literally saved my life by making me realize how loved i am, and it has continued to inspire within me the will to fight on.

@DiscussingFilm Honestly, im excited to vist the world again with high production values. Yall are so miserable lol

First trailer for the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Releasing this Christmas on HBO.

Prepare for landing.

Interesting

REKT is live. 61 depositors from the Feb 19 Velar exploit have received recovery tokens. The REKT/MUSD pool is seeded with $50k in liquidity. Here’s how it works 🧵👇

@wapital3 Hot

pro tip: if you can smell yourself a little bit other people can smell you alot

@scupytrooples Oh ffs

do not comply with invasions of privacy

@PaulAustin3w You lost me at "Psilocybin doesn't optimize individual metrics"... Can't even write your own tweets. Thanks gpt.

Two psilocybin macrodoses. Sperm motility drops 51%. Free testosterone drops 24%. And it's the same mechanism that improved every other biomarker Bryan Johnson measured. This is the pattern from his first experiment all over again. Last time, glucose, inflammation, and cortisol all moved together. Now testosterone, SHBG, and fertility markers are all moving together too. Psilocybin doesn't optimize individual metrics. It reorganizes the system upstream, and the body decides what gets priority. Bryan even buried the clue in his own post: 5-HT2A receptors on sperm. The same receptor driving the neuroplastic reset is directly signaling reproductive biology. These aren't "complicated results." This is one mechanism expressed across every system it touches. Psilocybin mushrooms don't do trade-offs. They reorganize. Some numbers go up, others go down, because the system is rebalancing, not optimizing one variable at a time. Bryan's running the most quantified psychedelic experiment in history. And the data keeps pointing to the same thing: you can't separate what psilocybin does to your brain from what it does to your body. It was never a longevity drug. It's a system tuner.