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@PaulAustin3w You lost me at "Psilocybin doesn't optimize individual metrics"... Can't even write your own tweets. Thanks gpt.

Two psilocybin macrodoses. Sperm motility drops 51%. Free testosterone drops 24%. And it's the same mechanism that improved every other biomarker Bryan Johnson measured. This is the pattern from his first experiment all over again. Last time, glucose, inflammation, and cortisol all moved together. Now testosterone, SHBG, and fertility markers are all moving together too. Psilocybin doesn't optimize individual metrics. It reorganizes the system upstream, and the body decides what gets priority. Bryan even buried the clue in his own post: 5-HT2A receptors on sperm. The same receptor driving the neuroplastic reset is directly signaling reproductive biology. These aren't "complicated results." This is one mechanism expressed across every system it touches. Psilocybin mushrooms don't do trade-offs. They reorganize. Some numbers go up, others go down, because the system is rebalancing, not optimizing one variable at a time. Bryan's running the most quantified psychedelic experiment in history. And the data keeps pointing to the same thing: you can't separate what psilocybin does to your brain from what it does to your body. It was never a longevity drug. It's a system tuner.

@sukh_saroy @moltstation Told me five times what the platform "inst" and what its not or shouldnt be doing. Thanks gpt.

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@RCallsign @D4RW1NEXE @bryan_johnson Nice

@D4RW1NEXE @bryan_johnson This guy knows his jizz

Two doses of magic mushrooms degraded my sperm count from the 99.6th percentile to the 77.7th. This may be a first-in-human observation. Context: we ran the most quantified magic mushroom (psilocybin) experiment ever conducted. We were asking if psilocybin is a longevity therapy. After seeing the data, we think it is (see reply post for the experiment summary). Also, like most things biology: the results are complicated. My data suggests that the magic mushrooms (psilocybin) negatively impacted my fertility markers. Before the first psilocybin dose my motile sperm count was at 99.6th percentile for men under 25 years of age, it dropped to 77.7% and partially recovered to 89.3% following the first dose, and second doses, compared to the same age cohort (numbers compare similarly to my age cohort as well). 3 days following my second dose (first dose 25 mg, second dose 28 mg) . Motility: dropped 51% . Total count: almost unchanged, dropped by 2% . Total motile count: dropped 52% . Normal morphology: dropped by 50% 20 days post 2nd dose, the pattern continued, with typical latent effects on total sperm counts Motility: recovered back to -2% of pre-psilocybin baseline: . Total count: dropped by 38%, latent effect. . Total motile count: remained inhibited at -39% of pre-psilocybin baseline, (despite motility normalizing, due to the total count drop) . Morphology normalized to -10% of baseline levels. Reduction in free testosterone might have contributed to the effect. While total serum testosterone increased by 30% 3 days following the 2nd dose (neither FSH or LH were meaningfully affected either), and continued to be at 11% above baseline, SHBG increased by 37%, SHBG binds testosterone and reduces its bioavailability and activity. My free testosterone (direct) showed 24% and 23% drops at 3 and 20 days post 2nd dose. In light of the neuroplastic, well-being, brain reset, and systemic metabolic and anti-inflammatory benefits, the trade-off is probably worth it. Especially considering that the magnitude of inhibition has no meaningful effect on actual fertility (total motile counts above 50 million are still on the safe side). This is a first-in-human observation, to our knowledge there is no published human clinical study demonstrating that psilocybin diminishes male fertility markers. General mechanistic evidence exists for recreational and psychoactive drugs possibly inhibiting fertility markers due to their effects on the hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal axis and general hormonal reset.  Yet no direct evidence for psilocybin or other similar psychedelics inhibiting fertility markers exist. A potential mechanism for the immediate inhibition of motility could involve direct serotonergic signaling in sperm. Human sperm express multiple serotonin receptors, including 5-HT2A, and one recent study found that a 5-HT2A antagonist reduced sperm motility, suggesting that 5-HT2A may regulate motility. Psilocybin is known to bind 5-HT2A with high affinity.

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@mhluongo @ViktorBunin Ct quite literally full of them xD

@ViktorBunin So many dude

"Socializing" your kids is such a psyop. Have you met the avg kid at a public school? That's what you hold up as a paragon for your child to emulate? You do not need to go out of your way to socialize your children. Have you met an adult and thought "they weren't socialized?"

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More angles of the three. Who are you choosing?

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Ive been to plenty of drum and bass nights with no drummers and no bassists... you havent needed to hire a violin player to express yourself with a violin for decades. It took alot of complaining to get the world to accept that you dont need to PLAY the instrument to create art with it. Suddenly music was about the vision as opposed to the virtuosity; we have a whole generation of kids who can hear a track with out even wondering how its played. Youre just moving the goal post homie.

@AXECOP No, that’s a ridiculous straw man and not akin to what I said at all. Writing, using words, is art. Using words to communicate and collaborate with other human artists and performers is art. Asking a computer to generate your idea is not. This isn’t at all difficult to grasp.

It is kinda funny to see all the people who said anything from Jesus in a jar of piss to a banana duct taped to a wall is art saying ai isn’t art.

@Houseofyogi Fuck you buddy

America just won hockey gold for the first time in 46 years. Miracle on Ice. We beat the USSR. Back when we were still proud to be Americans. For the first time in 25 years, starting to see that again. Canada was favored. Didn't matter. You just have to refuse to lose. Jack Hughes took a stick to the face in the third period. Looked down at his teeth on the ice. Mouth full of blood. Didn't go to the locker room. Didn't flinch. 101 seconds into overtime, he buried the golden goal. Toothless, bleeding, and smiling. His brother Quinn won the quarterfinal in OT. Their mother Ellen coached the women's team to gold. A Jewish-American hockey family. Three gold medal moments in one Olympics. This team lost Johnny Gaudreau to a drunk driver in 2024. So when they won, they grabbed the American flag. They held up Johnny's jersey. They brought his kids onto the ice for the team photo. No politics. No statements. Just Americans wearing the flag with pride and playing for something bigger than themselves. A 24-year-old kid with blood running down his chin wrapped himself in the stars and stripes and said "I'm so proud to be American." When's the last time you heard someone say that and mean it? And it's not just on the ice. Military enlistment hit a 15-year high. Every branch exceeded its goals for the first time in years. Today, same day we won gold, El Mencho, head of Mexico's most powerful fentanyl cartel, was killed. Overdose deaths down 19%. We pulled Maduro out of Venezuela. Iran is at the table. Your kids are going to ask you about this time. About when the pride came back. About when Americans stopped apologizing for being American. Tell them it started with a toothless kid in Milan who bled for the flag and smiled. Tim Walz would've told him to take a knee. Then let a billion dollars in fraud walk out the back door.

Just got published in the New York Post. I would never have imagined my random musings posted here would make it to a newspaper that millions read. Shoutout to @elonmusk for not turning this into another sanitized hellhole where approved voices recycle the same five talking points. Credit to @nypost for publishing independent thoughts that your readers would care about. More soon. Anyways back to posting. PS: Almost took up the whole page.

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