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Michael Carroll
@MJCflipdascript
UFC research analyst / trivia host / small time football card collector / Dolphins fan
Silver Spring, MD Entrou em Mart 2010
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@AndyHickeyMMA I failed to mention it was ‘modern era.’ That’s on me. There’s no concerted effort (by me, anyway) to leave the old guard out of anything. And I’ve never been asked to.
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Royce Gracie had 10 submission wins in the UFC, though the promotion does not count any fights prior to UFC 28 in its official record keeping.
The modern era/records commenced in November 2000.
Michael Carroll@MJCflipdascript
MOST SUBMISSIONS - UFC History 17 - Charles Oliveira 13 - Jim Miller 11 - Gerald Meerschaert 10 - Nate Diaz 09 - Michael Chiesa #UFCSeattle
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It’s 99% gamblers bitching.
ACD MMA@acdmma_
i honestly don’t understand how people are confused over this being a KO win? she was out COLD from those punches
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"Alexa: turn off all the lights."
caposa@Grabaka_Hitman
I'm not over this. That was some assassin shit from Alexa
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#UFCSeattle is the first UFC event to feature six finishes on the main card since UFCFN: Santos vs. Hill on August 6, 2022. That was 150 events ago. It's just the sixth event in modern UFC history to feature six finishes on the main card.
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Joe Pyfer is now tied with Gregory Rodrigues for most UFC middleweight finishes since 2022 with six. #UFCSeattle
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And, yet, they're officially calling it a knockout. Mike Beltran saw a fighter who had been knocked out and couldn't defend herself so he ran to stop it. She just so happened to be in an RNC she wasn't going to get out of. Grasso slapped that choke on *lightning* fast.
Luke Thomas🏋️♀️@lthomasnews
That's a Submission of the Year candidate. HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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MOST SUBMISSIONS - UFC History
17 - Charles Oliveira
13 - Jim Miller
11 - Gerald Meerschaert
10 - Nate Diaz
09 - Michael Chiesa
#UFCSeattle
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Michael Chiesa earns his eighth RNC in UFC competition, 2nd most all-time (Maia, 9). #UFCSeattle
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MOST SUB-MINUTE FINISHES - UFC History
5 - Anthony Johnson
4 - Vitor Belfort
4 - Terrance McKinney
#UFCSeattle
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MOST LIGHTWEIGHT 1ST-ROUND FINISHES - UFC History
11 - Jim Miller
08 - Terrance McKinney
08 - Joe Lauzon
07 - Charles Oliveira
07 - Drew Dober
#UFCSeattle
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MOST FLYWEIGHT FINISHES - UFC History
7 - Gillian Robertson
5 - Valentina Shevchenko
4 - Casey O'Neill
4 - Erin Blanchfield
4 - Montana de la Rosa
#UFCSeattle
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There are two WMMA rematches on this card. Has that ever happened in the UFC before? Let alone two non-title rematches? @MJCflipdascript
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LONGEST ACTIVE UFC WIN STREAKS – Light Heavyweight
9 – Carlos Ulberg
6 – Azamat Murzakanov
4 – Navajo Stirling
#UFCSeattle
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@docscarabus @anon_opin Right. Americans call a minced/ground meat patty on bread a burger. Could be beef, turkey, etc. The bread isn’t what determines whether we say burger or sandwich, it’s the meat.
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@anon_opin What people are missing here is that the euros call anything on a hamburger bun a "burger". Hence. Chicken burger schnitzel burger.
I bet he's talking about chicken sandwiches here
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@910cts @maizenintwt Whittaker is crazy about Britta and Santos rolls her eyes (she secretly finds Annie adorable).
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@maizenintwt I hope they watch Community just for all the jokes and pop culture references Dennis wouldn't get, hence all the pausing and questions 😭😹
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okay what tv shows/movies do we think they binge during their free time
ana ❀@tsitulip
“you pause the TV to ask the dumbest questions” THEY WATCH TV TOGETHER 😭
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@mybravefaces You should add a Jellyfish record to this for sure.
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beatlesque/strong beatles influence!!

Davi@Ddaavvii_21
@mybravefaces most beatles-like albums that weren't made by the beatles
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@AdamSchefter @tyschmit Why are there so many bots under this thread saying a variation of the same thing?? It’s been a minute since I’ve been on here, but damn. Used to enjoy reading the comments.
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Miami is taking on the largest cap hit in NFL history with Tua Tagovailoa, and attempting to do something no other team has done before.
With @tyschmit
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/7iVmwx…
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