Mark Denton

@bungz2140 @but_cyclists Damage is a requirement

@but_cyclists Regardless of any damage to either vehicles Hit and Run is still a crime what are we doing here

A cyclist - unfortunately dressed all in black with no high vis or lights - encounters a trained and licensed motorist.

@weekdayjokes What? A carry on?

I sued the airline company for losing my luggage. Unfortunately, I lost the case

@ChaponaBike123 Absolutely, the car had started its manoeuvre before you arrived. Stop and let it complete its manoeuvre like any considerate road user.

Apparently this was "careless cycling" according to plod, and I got a letter through the post. It beggars belief sometimes. 🤷‍♂️

@Joust_A_Minute I have a parcel delivery story that will trump it!

Someone’s just stuffed a bugle through my letterbox. Must be the last post.

@LordVikingLive On the contrary, it’s a rational decision

I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. It's pointless. #WednesdayWit #LunchPun🍸

@MrBonMot The key is avoiding the fan…

Stirring Shit is it best Stirred Clock wise or Anti Clock Wise?

@Boenau Yet this is what cyclists do every time they ignore cycle lanes that have been provided.

Car Brain is what leads people to commit and/or justify antisocial behavior involving a car -- even behavior they would otherwise condemn.

@RAF_Luton Here’s the Enterprise undertaking refit in Kent #BattlestarGalactica

Photo of the Day: The Millennium Falcon undergoing a £800.85bn refit at HNAS Yeovilton (Gloucestershire) to make her ready for this year's #MayTheFourth celebrations May the Force be with you! #StarWars Photographed from a Canberra

@Math_files In binary, 1+1=10

#WhatMusicMakesMeDo Work 9 to 5

@UK_Republic Ditto

#WhatMusicMakesMeDo is dance like a drunk stamping on cockroaches.

#WhatMusicMakesMeDo Music, makes the people come together

Anything by Def’ning Leppard #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsLoud

Anything by Blare Naked Ladies #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsLoud

Anything by (Cr)Ash #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsLoud

Boom - Flight of the Conchords Boom Boom - John Lee Hooker Boom Boom Boom - Outhere Brothers Boom Boom Boom Boom - Vengaboys #ASongOrMovieForAllThatsLoud

@Arden_2210 X x X = 8 (X x Y) x (X x Y) = 4 x 4 (X x X) x (Y x Y) = 16 8 x (Y x Y) = 16 Y x Y = 2

Looks Easy but it's not Difficulty "Challging"

@Actuarial_Tutor TBH someone named Nigel under the age of thirty is the greater outlier. (For instance, in 2020, no babies were given the name.)

Morning, fellow actuaries...

@H0H0v C

Comment your answer.

@Boenau Not a single item of Lycra…

When the bicycle is a convenient option, people use a bicycle.