NO BODY🇷🇼

@Threadscenes Maybe I drunk alot

One among them is not a girl, fish him out let’s see how smart you are 😂

@uwimaclarisse Uwo yanga ni maghlaezi

Erling Haaland ubanza atemera ikipe ya Arsenal🤣🤣 #uclfinal

@squidge249 @GBUnitedx Haha 😂 😂

@GBUnitedx He should go to Tottenham

Wait a minute, Mateus Fernandes joined Southampton… Southampton got relegated 😭 The next season he joined West Ham… and now West Ham have also been relegated too 😂 Now reports are saying he has already AGREED to joining Manchester United. At this point we just need Carrick to pray over him immediately before the season starts 😭💔 So, do you still need him at Manchester United? 🤣🤌

@Samsonthegoat25 Lastly u will chew her we knw how it ends haha 😂

Yesterday around 10pm on my way back from the club, I saw this 21 year old girl by the roadside. I was drUnk and high on mOlly, so I stopped and asked why she was out there that late, especially in an area known to be dangerous. She opened up to me about her situation and everything she’s been going through. In the moment, I promised to help her and gave her my contact to text me the next day. I just woke up a few hours ago and saw missed calls and a message on WhatsApp from her. That’s when it really hit me what I got myself into because I was under the influence when all this happened. But at the end of the day, I feel like I have no choice but to help her like I promised. I don’t like making promises and failing people, and I don’t want God to punish me for turning my back on someone after giving them hope.

@powers117645 @kirya_ug @Atleti @twinphilemon @FCBarcelona_es Kati gwe wefula musiru

@kirya_ug @Atleti @twinphilemon @FCBarcelona_es Man wefuula omugezi

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

Realmadrid running to sign for free

@imfuraluc01 Akantu ka kits nti kari ngombwa

🚨 OFFICIAL: Unity FC have informed FERWAFA that they will not participate in the 2026/27 BK Pro League season due to financial challenges. The club has officially communicated its decision to withdraw from the competition, citing financial constraints. Yallaaah impamvu ngo ni FURUSI! Cash zashiriye muri Kits?😂😂😂 Umupira w’i Nyarugenge Kabisa! Equipe ya 3 muri 2nd Div irazamuka, byayinanira Hakazamuka i ya 4. Unity Yabimenyesheje iminsi 14 iri mu mategeko itararangira, ubwo ntizasubira mu cyiciro cya 3. @BBKIGALIFM 89.7 FM

@9inety5gang @kirya_ug Have some manners

@NO_BODY_II @kirya_ug Understand where google also got the information from then shut up!

Google narrates that Ugandan social media creator Tenge Tenge’s net worth is between $1m and $3m, right now Tenge Tenge can’t even afford a bicycle. Moral of the story; Don’t believe anything you read on social media.

@tetaaxt Ijana zageze

Birababaje 💔 Uyu mukobwa sinzi icyamubayeho, ariko ubu ndi kwibaza iyo aba Ari umugabo uri gutuka abagore gutya aho aba Ari🙆

🚨 🎙️ Clarence Seedorf shares his thoughts with Michael Carrick and INEOS on Elliot Anderson: “If Michael is given full responsibility for transfers, the key question should be this: ‘Will investing £100M in Elliot Anderson be the decisive step that wins us the league next season… or would distributing that sum across three strong midfielders create better overall balance?’ This young player has real quality. He can control the rhythm of the match with the composure and vision of an experienced professional, and then show the ability to drive forward and beat defenders with excellent timing and technique. Pairing him with Kobbie Mainoo and Bruno Fernandes could give us a very strong midfield — one capable of dictating play and imposing itself on opponents. Personally, I would still aim to bring in Anderson together with one top-level midfielder of the calibre of Ederson or Sandro Tonali. The strongest teams are built around players who improve those around them and raise the collective level. Even Sir Alex Ferguson understood the importance of making bold, targeted investments at the right moment. The game continues to evolve, and clubs must evolve with it.”

@nyirarumaga Aka kagabo karemwe mumatiku

Kwihorera!

@Iamkabareebe Your lucky to be pregnant

I was dating an elderly man who lied to me that he had divorced and he got me pregnant. I told him about it, and he told me to abørt it because his wife must not hear about it, I was surprised and challenged him for lying to me about being divorced. He told me he just needed extra fun because his wife is now aged and couldn't satisfy him anymore. I told him I will not abort, reasons to me is because he his a very rich man and I wanted him to marry me as a second wife . I told him if he refuse to take responsibility or take me as second wife I will go and tell his wife he thought I was joking about it.😞 I went to his wife and told her ,the wife looks at me from head to toe and laughed that I'm lieing that his husband can't stood so low with an ugly girl like me . Her words hurt me so bad and I have decided I will carry my bags and move in whether they like it or not . How can my follow woman call me ugly? Can she create a human being? Please am I really ugly as the woman said ?

@RodinSimi Pain everywhere

Manchester United will finish outside the Premier League top 10 and outside the top 24 in the UCL league phase: Michael Carrick finished third because Manchester United were only playing one game every eight days. Next season, with three games in seven days, the real challenge begins. I do not even see United reaching 15 league wins, and they could miss the UCL playoff spots completely. Fans already think the club is back, just like they did under Ole Gunnar Solskjær. They had the chance to appoint an experienced coach but instead decided to gamble on an inexperienced manager. Next season could be banter after banter for Manchester United.

Aba-Catholic hano muze mudufashe kumva ibibintu. Harya ubu hari kuba iki? biba ryari? bigamije iki? Ese tubisabwa muri bibiliya?

@Jamie_Namulema Nenkukwata bwenti bwepaba

Good morning☀️

@tetaaxt Ntakirimo

Cyakoze uyu mutipe Ari muba content creator dufite mu Rwanda barenze 😭🙌😂

@BiraboneyeVicky Ubuse mwe ibi biganiro mubyumva mute ko bose bavugira icyarimwe

Lorenzo mumuhe indabo ze! Ngewe mugiyemo agacupa, nkunda ukuntu utarya indimi rwose hano wavuga ukuri. Kwizera ni umuzamu mwiza twese twemera ariko akwiye kugira limit kuri risks afata. 🤝 KAZUNGU nawe ati "Abazungu ni abaswa ku mupira?" 😂😂

@creepydotorg I wonder who got horny for her shez super ¥gly

An 18-year-old woman named Alishon Torres shot a man 14 times, including once in the forehead, after a 5-year-old girl said he had touched her inappropriately. Police said the victim’s body was found inside a van that had later been repainted and abandoned. Alishon was arrested days later with a .40-caliber handgun and told detectives it was the weapon she used.

I guess teams in port1 thanking God #MUfc is not in there port it would have humbled them one by one