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Joshua 24:15, As for Me and My Household, We Will Serve the Lord.

@Dayveed_Ade Naso

No. I know 4 people on £700,000 a month.

@mr_razee @UnkleAyo @DangoteGroup And Dangote doesn't take IT or corper

@UnkleAyo @DangoteGroup I won't believe this totally, I work with Dangote Cement and salary is 7digit So, you should ask the qualifications of those you speaking with. Are they cleaners or gardeners? I doubt the authenticity of the attached picture. Dangote has a salary structure, I doubt this

Turns out it is actually true because a Dangote staff just sent me their payslip. This is supposed to be Africa's richest man. Ethical billionaire. They pay IT students 10K per month and expect them to engage working hours. @DangoteGroup WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

@UnkleAyo @am_juelz Not true!!!

From my DMs. How Dangote pays. No leave for contract staff. 75 weekly visits to outlets. 137K. Monthly hazard pay is #1,456 - basically 1 dollar. Laundry is 910 naira. 😂 This is not supposed to be funny.

@Kumms_ Like!!! especially for people based in Nigeria

Posting your investment portfolio online is such a silly thing to do.

@jayhemz @Wizarab10 Never!!!!

"I used to think Nigerians are bright" Lord knows I can't forget this phrase in a long time.

@Mbhwandies @BigLily_C @AweniOnibata Likeeeee do you know what bastard money is😂😂😂

@BigLily_C @AweniOnibata If that’s the case why is she renting instead of buying?

Adeife just rented a 4 bedroom terrace duplex🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 6 rooms in total🤭🤭 That’s crazy money!

@Jessseglee Ahh Omo

Thank you, GTCO oh 🤲 This is huge oh 😳

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@Szymansk_ii Not fair!!

I had to use my Samsung to zoom in & enhance the quality of this image so y'all can observe with me, abeg where ruth dey invest her money, i for like join her.😂

@Gbengacodes @imthecursor Can be a distress sale.

@imthecursor This car sold for between 5.5M - 6.5M in 2022, not 3.6M. Maybe you meant 2020. I bought this same car in 2022. My friend bought his in 2021,and neither of us paid as low as 3.6M.

Omo Fck Tinubu, my guy bought this car for 3.6m for 2022.

@victorgifted3 @alexxitonurreo @MichaelPneazy @ChuksEricE Are you minding him😂😂..

@alexxitonurreo @MichaelPneazy @ChuksEricE Imagine your poor mentality, na Lamborghini Urus and Mercedes G wagon you de carelessly say “take away” lol social media is truly the leveller

“I’m happy BLORD has been granted bail, but unfortunately, he was taken back to Kuje Prison because he could not perfect his bail conditions until Monday.” — VeryDarkMan revealed.

@JToyon11719 @KPMG So sorry

@Nmalizz @KPMG Same happened to me, I wan crase😪😭

Dear @KPMG, My sister just called me to explain what happened during her assessment. While she was still working on Question 4, your system automatically submitted her test and then flagged her for a violation, claiming she left the screen area.

@hassan__magaji @Jomo_Of_FUTA Naso

@Jomo_Of_FUTA It’s not glitch, I took d test. There’s just an area that even ur cursor isn’t a lot to touch else it will prompt an abuse

KPMG should better reschedule their assessment test. The glitch is too much.

@febemusings Download the app Register with HMO ID number.

@Nmalizz Please how

With Leadway HMO, you can consult a doctor online and have your medications delivered to your house. Drugs from places like Medplus.

To do list, get a voters card and a machete.

@SimplifiedIQ It’s better for someone to complete their test and know they didn’t perform well than to have it submitted prematurely when they weren’t even ready.

Please, you need to fix your @SimplifiedIQ platform if you intend to keep using it for assessments. She prepared seriously for this, and it’s unfair for her effort to be cut short by a technical issue.

I have a feeling Tinubu is planning to move the capital back to Lagos.