🦦Marie 🦥

For those interested, this is what will happen when the Queen dies. #QueenElizabeth

@notcapnamerica I don’t think there’s enough popcorn in the world for this 😂🍿

Not y’all found the Tennessee House Speaker’s mistress and then tagged his wife in the post

BREAKING Tennessee House Speaker @CSexton25 secretly bought a 600K home in Nashville He went to extensive efforts to shield the purchase from the public It raises serious Qs about whether Sexton legally represents his district and whether he is misusing taxpayer funds 🧵

Got my old account @NoWay7790 back so I won’t be using this one anymore 🥳

@itsJeffTiedrich @nytimes

@nytimes LEGAL MOUSETRAP, WHAT A KNEE-SLAPPER

For the first time, one of Disney’s marquee characters — Mickey himself — is set to enter the public domain in 2024. But those trying to take advantage could end up in a legal mousetrap. nyti.ms/3PUf68V

@GunnerGatlin @CalltoActivism @joncoopertweets Weird, never saw Biden dropping people and kids in front of Trump or other republicans houses on Christmas Eve in freezing temperatures. But keep defending that dude, fake christian

@NoWay779 @CalltoActivism @joncoopertweets ...Biden does it.

The DC Attorney General has opened an investigation into Greg Abbott's relocating migrants to the capital. The AG has the authority to bring criminal or civil fraud charges. He must indict Abbott with human trafficking.

@mmpadellan Explains a lot..

You guys...that's not where the nozzle goes

@RexChapman This level of brainwashing is truly scary… that people could fall so far down the rabbit hole! Can people even come back from that?

@patriottakes This level of brainwashing is truly scary… that people could fall so far down the rabbit hole!

QAnon adherent quits in meltdown against QArmy after going 6 years without being acknowledged by Q, Steve Bannon, or Lara Logan.

.@elonmusk—the guy who overpaid for twitter by $30 billion vowing to “rid the platform of bots”—still has over 70% of his following made up of them and gets them to make self-congratulatory shit like “Amazing Elon!” trend as Tesla stock continues to free fall to the earth’s core.

@patriottakes Ahhh the famous Jewish space lasers

Wait until Marjorie Taylor Greene finds out.

@DearAuntCrabby Keeps on losing

@NickAdamsinUSA Jesus was born in June. Christmas is about Santa. Happy holidays

More Jesus, less Santa!

@mmpadellan She needs to be put in one of those

Around August 23rd, 2023, Brigitte's family and friends began to worry about her, since she hadn't stopped greeting them with "Merry Christmas" since December 25th. So nobody stopped her from saying it, even though nobody was trying to. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@Number10cat Mine is just making sure I’m taking her on holidays

Sending my love to all of my friends in North America being impacted by this winter storm, especially those of you with pets who are having to spend more time than usual inside x

Merry Christmas, follow me for more great recipes 😋😂 #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays

Just packing the essentials! #CatsOfTwitter #CatStar

@patriottakes Or go back under the rock they came from

They can stay at Mar-a-Lago

@hmitchell @DeathMetalV @davenewworld_2 @WHCOS Hmm I hope this is fake cos the “I NOW are on my team” hurts my eyes 😂

@DeathMetalV @davenewworld_2 @WHCOS For $30/month, you get to hear some crazy dating stories.

To anyone paying JoJo $500 per month for a follow back, you should know that she went full Karen and booted me from a group chat with all my friends in it just for bringing that up. @WHCOS chose an awful surrogate. Merry Christmas! And as always, I'll follow you back for free!