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@Tokyo_pi1 Why do they even exist 💀

Matt Walsh says he doesn’t approve of gay marriages made legal because it doesn’t follow the traditional marriage law. Matt Walsh: “they changed the definition of marriage but you still can’t tell me what the new definition is.” “If marriage is no longer a procreative institution, then what is it? If it’s just about love, why only two people? Where do you draw the line?

@Tokyo_pi1 It’s not even something kids should watch lmao

@NugaonX Lmao but I won’t recommend love island for my kids

Matt Damon says that his kids wanted to watch Love Island, but while waiting for it to start, they flipped channels and discovered Temptation Island instead, which turned out to be hilarious and entertaining. Matt Damon: So, my kids are watching this thing called Love Island. Amy Poehler: Oh yeah! The teens are obsessed. Matt Damon: I couldn't do it. I mean, I get too much second-hand embarrassment. Amy Poehler: I can't do it, I get too much embarrassment. Matt Damon: I know, I couldn't. But, before—we literally sat down, we had some friends visiting, and they have a teenage daughter, and they're staying with us. And so, the kids at dinner were like, "We're gonna watch this thing." So we sat down, and it didn't come on till nine. And so we're flicking, and there's something called Temptation Island. Amy Poehler: Oh yeah. Matt Damon: And so, we look at the little thing, and I'm like, "You guys want to give this a shot for an hour before Love Island comes on?" And I mean, it did not disappoint. Amy Poehler: Am I wrong that Temptation Island is, if you make out or have sex, you're out?

Ft. Matt Damon x Amy Poehler

Seth Rogen says that he and Jason Segel smoked weed out of a glass bong for 45 minutes before watching The Matrix, describing it as a truly mind-blowing experience. Seth Rogen: And on the day the show wrapped, me and Jason Segel drove to a movie theater in the valley, smoked weed out of a glass bong in his car for like 45 minutes, and then went and saw The Matrix. And it was a mind-blowing experience. And then a few weeks later, I went to Vancouver and did a ton of shrooms and saw The Matrix again, and it was an even more mind-blowing experience. But the scene where your mouth I was with my friend the scene where your mouth melted away, I was with my friend and he got up and ran out of the theater! He was just like, "fuck this!" Aziz Ansari: We might, we might need to give the home audience a minute because I'm sure they're all in shock that you got high before you saw The Matrix. They probably just need a minute. Seth Rogen: The fact that we took a glass bong with us... Keanu Reeves: A glass bong! Seth Rogen: We were really going for it. We knew it was going to be a big...

@0xlota Booking a man on Facebook marketplace apparently 💀😂

@NugaonX how can the lesbian husband get pregnant? 😭😭

“We’re here because my wife got pregnant by a man” - says a lesbian couple on Caleb Hammers financial audit. They found the man on Facebook btw💀. Guest 1: We’re here because my wife got pregnant by another man. Well, a gay man. I’m not a man. Caleb: Well, yes, that is usually how that works. A woman such as yourselves gets impregnated. Well done on that. How did you find the donor? Guest 2: Uh, Facebook. Caleb: You know about the donor? Guest 1: I do. I helped pick him. Guest 1: We looked into pregnancy and how much everything was going to cost. We thought about IVF, but it was way too expensive. So, I took the opportunity to look on Facebook. Caleb: Facebook? Facebook Marketplace? Guest 2: No, not Marketplace. There are sperm donor groups.

@HallowPaints Lmao

@NugaonX That's enough ❌ for me today thank you....

PREDATOR EXPOSED IN A FINANCIAL AUDIT 💀!!! Caleb Hammer says that it is completely inappropriate to perform sexual acts in the living room while a child is in the house, regardless of whether it was intended to be seen. Caleb Hammer: How do you get off on that unless you're a... No, because the way she... Woman: Because we had issues in the past with... issues. That we had already resolved, but then he kept... Caleb Hammer: In what? In what? No, no, no. Context, please. What issues would lead to that insinuation? Woman: My little sister spent the night one time, um, and he stayed in the living room and she walked out to go grab a drink and he was on the couch doing very inappropriate things. Proceeded to lie to me and my mom about it when she wanted to go home, and so then he tied me saying it was weird into the past experience. Caleb hammer : How old is she? Woman: At the time, she was like seven. Caleb: [Groans and ducks under the desk] Guys, what the f... No, no, no, no, no. Seven-year-old in the house? Why are you in the living room getting off? No, no, no, you don't do... No. First of all, I just got to note that literally nobody knew this, by the way. But, um... if a kid is in the house, we don't set up sexual exposures unless there's like a... intent to be caught in some way. Man: No, she... that must be... Caleb: No, no, no, no, no. Nobody sets out in the living room. Man: No, I was sleeping in the living room. They were sleeping in the bedroom. Caleb: Oh, you still go to the bathroom. As a masturbated myself, I know... Woman: And that's why I said it was one night, like, she was spending the night one night. Even if... Caleb: And what was he caught doing, specifically? Woman: Jacking off.

Ft. @sircalebhammer

Tom Holland says that American football shouldn't be called football because players don't use their feet. Tom Holland: I like American football. I just will never understand... Zendaya: American football is very dangerous. Tom Holland: ...why it's called football. 'Cause they don't use their feet, I just don't understand why it's called football. Zendaya: Yeah, it should be called something different. I mean, maybe... Tom Holland: Throwball! Whatever you want to call it. But you don't kick it. Zendaya: You do kick it. Tom Holland: Yeah, once. Yeah. I like American football, and I can respect the athleticism and the strategic aspects of the sport. But football is the greatest sport of all time. I mean, it is... it is the world's sport. And you know, we went to the Ballon d'Or the other day and we met Messi and it was crazy. It was crazy. And we met Mbappé. I actually asked Mbappé... I said, "Hey, nice to meet you." He was really friendly. I said, "Mate, you have to come to Tottenham!" And he just burst out laughing. Kylian Mbappé (in flashback clip): No. Impossible! That's impossible! Zendaya: I don't really know what any of that means... but for sure.

@Tokyo_pi1 90% hand lol

@NugaonX Well they do use their feet but mostly their hands

Ft. @Zendaya Tom Holland

@Tokyo_pi1 He forgot we’re in a different world now compared to past years

Jon Hamm says he can’t understand how kids in their early 20’s are going viral on TikTok, YouTube and others and making a fortune out of it. “I cannot understand how, especially nowadays with whatever it is TikTok, YouTube these kids getting kind of fame and fortune, and access, and money, and celebrity, and all of this stuff when their brains aren't even developed yet when they're in their 20s or what have you”

@0xRuzy Bro put his heart in this

Matt Damon revealed he left Harvard just two weeks before graduating because he couldn’t pause a movie shoot for his final exams. Amy Poehler: And what did your mom think about you not finishing Harvard? Matt Damon: Uh, well by then, I mean, I was working. They, they were Amy Poehler: But you were really close to finishing! Matt Damon: I was. I was. In fact, I, I, I probably... I probably did five years of classes there because I would go, and then there was one semester, the last semester I left, I was two weeks away from the end of the semester. So I'd done everything, all I had to do was take the finals, but the rule was, at the time at least, you had to take your finals at the exact moment they were offered in Cambridge. And I was like, I'm number five on the call sheet, you think I'm going to shut a movie down like for three hours, four different times? Like, I just had to eat the semester.

Ft. @Sethrogen Keanu Reeves @azizansari

Ft. @DaveRamsey @RachelCruze

A caller named Jim says that he and his fiancée have a significant wealth gap ($3 million vs. $45 million) and wants advice on how to fairly structure a prenuptial agreement that allows them to build a life together without risking his initial assets. Jim: I'm getting married, and my fiancée is 50, I'm 60. We're both retired. And, um, based on our wealth differences, um, we should probably have a prenup. Dave Ramsey: What are the wealth differences? Jim: So, she's got 3 million, no debt, and I've got 45 million, no debt. Dave Ramsey: Okay. Yeah, you should have a prenup. Jim: Yeah, so the question revolves around what's in the prenup. Uh, what should go in it? She wants to feel like we're building something together in our marriage going forward, and she talked about slowly, maybe moving some of my separate property into community over time. You know, like 5% a year over 20 years. At first, I thought that was fine, but then I started looking at the numbers. Dave Ramsey: How much of your 45 million is real estate? Jim: Um, just a couple million. The rest of it is stocks, mainly.