freckles nugget

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freckles nugget

@Post5Alfred

Ironic, sarcastic, snarky. Old, forgetful, maybe a little bit of wisdom. humani a me nihil alienum puto.

Entrou em Ağustos 2022

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2h

@HeyTammyBruce A lovable little fuzzball.

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Tammy Bruce@HeyTammyBruce·17 Şub

The good news is, Rush not only changed our lives by helping us understand the imperative of freedom & generosity, but he now serves as an even more essential example for all of us 13/

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Tammy Bruce@HeyTammyBruce·17 Şub

In the 90s I was a host on a talk radio station in LA, the same that aired Rush. I was president of LA NOW, & the liberal wkend host when he visited the station. He was so vilified by my then-crowd, I expected a monster. Instead, I met a remarkable, kind and encouraging man... 1/

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@mariana057 Hope they remember to burp it.

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mariana Z@mariana057·2d

So the funeral for the man that invented Tupperware, was postponed while they tried to find the right lid for his coffin.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@GuitarmanJoel Her last name is Bate.

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Joel@GuitarmanJoel·1d

Read your Bible, folks 🤣

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@JesterJum That is what Sherlock Holmes thought.

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Jum@JesterJum·1d

Alright so Adam and Eve were the first humans ever.....did they have belly buttons? Cause belly buttons come from the umbilical cord and neither of them were "born" in the traditional sense So....no belly button? 🤔🤔

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@iWomansplainer I don't care what you are wearing; why does cilantro taste like soap?

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Womansplainer@iWomansplainer·1d

“I don’t like cilantro, I have the gene.” No you don’t, cilantro kinda tastes like soap, that’s just how it is. It’s good. Get over yourself.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@ccmembersonly Second hand lions

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@ccmembersonly zulu

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Tolkien Universe@tolkienzone·1d

Some biologists have discovered this strange tree in New Zealand. According to experts, it is heading to Isengard to destroy Saruman.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·1d

This needs to change

C3@C_3C_3

There are 42 states that hold bartenders accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges accountable if the criminals they release kill someone. Insane.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@5Solas2 but they are informative.

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5 Solas@5Solas2·1d

The church father's writings are NOT inspired.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@motherpilled I think listeria would be a great girl's name. Very feminine sounding.

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sav@motherpilled·1d

Still a little irritated my husband wouldn’t let me use Wisteria as a baby name. We could have called her Tera. He said it sounds too much like listeria

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Daily Gondor 📰@DailyGondor·1d

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·1d

@tracybeanz They are called bitches for a reason.

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Tracy Beanz@tracybeanz·1d

The difference between girl cats and boy cats is SO stark - I may never, ever, ever figure out why someone would want to have a girl cat ever again. LoL.

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billmadden1954@bmadden1954·3d

No Lenny you’re right on. Another longtime tradition gone the way of MLB TV greed

Len Berman@LenBermanSports

Does anybody else miss @Reds having opening day all to themselves, parades and all? I guess I'm just a curmudgeon.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2d

@DanClarkSports It is between them and the Rockies for who is the worst.

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Dan Clark@DanClarkSports·2d

The pathetic Chicago White Sox struck out 20 times today. What an absolute disgrace.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2d

@TiffaniMarie483 You have been lucky; don't know why that upsets people.

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Inquiring Minds@TiffaniMarie483·2d

I’d very much like to find something I can set up outside that my kids (5, 3, and 2) can play with together in harmony. Apparently bubbles is not it.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2d

@musings_blonde You have been lucky; don't know why that upsets people.

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Blonde Musings 🇺🇸@musings_blonde·2d

Are y’all going to block me if I admit my 6.5-year-old has never thrown up? Now that I’ve typed this, I assume this tweet will age poorly.

Laurel@sassiterian

If you don't have children, and want them someday, I promise you are underestimating the number of towels you will need when your kid under the age of 3 has a stomach bug. Might as well start saving old towels now to prepare😂😭

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CJ@CJNitkowski·3d

Called me old fashioned, but when I’m watching a baseball game I like watching, and hearing about, the baseball game.

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2d

@TGrammie2 That is the point. They want you to make impulse purchases.

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🌸 Bekah 🌸@TGrammie2·2d

Can someone explain why Costco puts their Pharmacy at the opposite side of the door? You literally have to walk through the front of the store to get to it

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freckles nugget@Post5Alfred·2d

@sadgirlyboss @natssauer did you co-sign it?

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sgb@sadgirlyboss·2d

I INADVERTENTLY MADE A MATH JOKE ARE YOU PROUD OF ME @natssauer

sgb@sadgirlyboss

walking into this weekend tan and sin-free (we love the sacrament of confession). not much more a girl could want.

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