The Tweets of Dan Francisco

@Biffo183 Didley squat

Bo Didley - live 1973 youtube.com/watch?v=nFpv1L… ;o) amazing ;o)

@Nobbyfolk Inevitable. Times are hard.

Our local 'maths themed' cafe is currently running a reduced service. Take away only. #sillysaturday

@Harvey741 And he phall at the first hurdle

I wanted to stop my horse making curry but before I could shut the stable door he had already baltied! #Tuesdaytitters

@OliverLaufer @visualfeastwang Thanks Oliver! 👍

@RMacuser @visualfeastwang Playful K-pop Bash by La La Life

@GaryDelaney Home Al-Onlyfans

They had to stop the Home Alone series before Kevin became a teenager or else the whole film would just be him masturbating.

@The_Forty_Four I'm more of an Arsenal man myself.

CBS banned Micah Richards from talking about Brests, so Carragher & Henry had no problem taking over😂😂😂 I love how unserious they are😭😭😭

@marcrebillet You should pitch this to Subway.

@Midgetgems26 Fucking hell mate! That's a real bad one. So sorry. Sending you strength for the difficult times ahead.💪

Been a bit of roller coaster week to be honest. Fell off a ladder on Sunday & broke both my arms so it's been an endless round of tests, x-rays, monitoring, assessments, operations to determine if my shattered left wrist will ever be the same again. Still, I got a cake.

@colleen_eileen Is she Roy Keane's wife?

Always this one for me forever

@BillSEsquire_11 @phone_booth_pod @TedLogan1010 @No_Curve @Death6102 It's a nice day for some light weeding.

@MrBButterfield in case I get a hole in one

@MrBButterfield I'd like to buy two pairs

It’s actually sponsored by my shorts business

@Midgetgems26 Happy 50th Birthday mate. Now you can tell people in their 40s they're 'still young'.

Yep.

@Midgetgems26 Bacardski Beat!

I'm on a train. Going to that there London for some early 50th birthday adventures.

@Midgetgems26 I look forward to the results with great interest.

@RMacuser I'll do a study! 👍

*MAHOOSIVE CRISP KLAXON*

@Midgetgems26 Thanks mate. Much appreciated.👍🏾

@RMacuser I bet! Good for you mate! 👊

Have you tried these? They taste EXACTLY the same as Picked Onion Monster Munch but on a normal crisp so when you put one in your mouth your brain is waiting for the texture of a Monster Munch BUT IT NEVER ARRIVES.

@Midgetgems26 You know in the big 'sharing' bags you get a lot more whoppers. #TrueFact

@RMacuser It is!

@Midgetgems26 It's been bloody hard I can tell you. But it's got to be done for health reasons. Physical and mental.

@RMacuser Oh mate. You've been on this diet too long!!