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THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE 🗣️ The 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs start THIS MONTH 🍿

@billmcminn @Maverich440378 @MadelnCanada 🤣🤣🤣

@Maverich440378 @MadelnCanada Just because you wiped your ass with a twenty dollar bill, you don’t have to post a picture of it on social media

#BREAKING: The Canadian Federal government announces Justin Trudeau will be on the next $20 bill.

@NHL @EdmontonOilers

SHUTOUT FOR THE @EDMONTONOILERS! 🧡

@ChrisKFilms @DanPietsch @CTVNews

@DanPietsch @CTVNews Teach Yankee Doodle dumbfucks to stop raping kids

‘Buy Canadian’ policy flagged by U.S. as trade irritant: report ctvnews.ca/business/artic…

@PeZzy @ClSchenker @OJoelsen True! Have you ever tried an American KitKat? LOL it’s horrible, like sugar wax 🤣

@ClSchenker @OJoelsen Many "poisonous American junk" were originally created in Canada, but the American versions tend to be terrible, because of a lower cocoa solids and diluted ingredients.

In a local grocery store in Nuuk, Greenland🇬🇱 Canadian products are clearly marked with Canadian flags 🇨🇦 next to the price labels. March 31, 2026

@ethanfromvan @OilersNation Sorry to hear that man 💔

@OilersNation As a Canucks fan, I agree.

The Oilers have the most electrifying walk-out in the NHL.

@SBailey955 @OilersNation The good old days

@OilersNation Put the Derrick back on the ice then we’ve got a banger

@Kbob07 @magnezium7 @NHL @EdmontonOilers 😂

@magnezium7 @NHL @EdmontonOilers I wouldn’t mind tbh. Love bouncing those fuckers every year

The @EdmontonOilers win a big divisional matchup! 👀

@Sally_Sharif1 Congrats!!! Now pick a favorite hockey team and let it ruin you. Like the rest of us 😂

I became a Canadian citizen! I was born in an authoritarian regime. This is the first time I can vote in democratic elections. What an honor! ❤️ I believe democracy is the zenith of our achievements as humans. Not electricity, not the automobile, not the Internet. A planet of smart apes could have invented those. But we created democracy and peaceful existence that precludes war and violence. I have only one goal as a new citizen: to uphold democratic values (and pay taxes 😏).

@yegwave Just like the good old days! 😂

Police presence at an Edmonton party in the Oxford area just recently sent a huge crowd running down the street 😭🙏

@GinoHard_ @SadClubCommish His grandkids are going to feel that one 😂

Tom Wilson ABSOLUTELY LEVELLED Jack McBain 😵💥 The hit was reviewed for a major but was called a 2-minute interference minor.

@leashadawg Mcnabbs dads gunna love him a little less after that one

just witnessed zach hyman rob a man and then publicly humiliate him in front of over 10,000 people

The clock is officially ticking on the Connor McDavid era in Edmonton. Reports are surfacing that if the Oilers don't turn into a true Cup contender fast, he could be eyeing an exit by 2027. The wildest rumor? McDavid in Toronto. nhltraderumor.com/connor-mcdavid…

Scene at MacEwan University just earlier after pro-Palestine protesters, with faces covered, sealed off an entrance to the 110 Street parkade with plastic wrap and displayed a sign reading “we won’t pay for genocide.”

@Skalor68 @yegwave Doesn’t give a fuck?? Whaaaat

@yegwave God bless an American citizen to help them out. Our country doesn’t give a fuck

🇨🇦 The mother of Tumbler Ridge shooting survivor Maya Gebala confirmed UFC president Dana White has offered to fully cover her 12-year-old daughter’s treatment at a Los Angeles brain trauma clinic, including accommodations, once she is stable enough to travel.

@Lewsiphur @galileowilson Now I know you’re fucking with us 😂😂😂

@galileowilson I thought it was going to be yummier. It’s just like Aunt Jemimas

I’ve been in Canada for 24 hours. -Tim Hortons is mid -Maple syrup isn’t even that good -Hockey isn’t even entertaining -Loblaws is a D tier Trader Joe’s -Poutine is disgusting Why do people like Canada?

Connor McDavid reaches 400 career goals! 🤩

@Menzies_4 @oilersjayscan

Kris Knoblauch says Tristan Jarry will get the start tonight vs the Utah Mammoth #LetsGoOilers

@yegwave Amazing 😂❤️

Farmer tracks down family in Brampton and returns garbage dumped on his land 🇨🇦

@Zebra12991210 @MadelnCanada Hey buddy, it’s tax season. Shouldn’t you be paying your pedophile?

@MadelnCanada Air Canada needs to tighten up grooming standards.

The pilot who died after the collision on the tarmac at New York's LaGuardia Airport was from Coteau-du-Lac Quebec. He was 30-year-old Antoine Forest. Rest in peace ❤️🇨🇦