Mark Dexter 🕊

Okay folks - it’s final farewell time. Today’s mass #TwitterLayoffs is the final proof I needed that this is no longer the right place for me. It’s been fun, but all things change…Twitter’s no exception. Account now dormant. Enquiries etc via website or agent (links in bio.)👋🏻🧡

I don’t think I like it here anymore. I’m not comfortable with the unwanted stink of Musk. #TwitterLayoffs

Fortunately, what’s happening today at Twitter is not just shameful - it’s also illegal.

“Imagine all the people, Living without tweets, You may say I’m a dreamer…”

A general election please

“Maybe if I arrive in a £30million military helicopter, they might not notice today’s huge interest rate hike, or today’s authoritative prediction of a record breaking recession. Plus, big military stuff screams ‘INVASION’ - so it’s a win-win! Can we get hold of a Chinook?”

Nothing like a manufactured migrant crisis to detract from the fact you won’t be able to afford your home anymore… theguardian.com/business/2022/…

Home Office refusing to provide any comment on why Suella Braverman appears to have used a Chinook helicopter to travel 20 miles between Dover and Manston this afternoon. It's a 30-minute journey by car.

So the Brexit Bonus is not 8 percent growth but a 4 percent drop in GDP and a two year recession!! How did the Tories and Their one Brexit Economist, Minford get it so horribly wrong?????

@LBC Once a shirker……

Matt Hancock may miss out on some Bushtucker trials on I'm A Celeb as he’s 'suffering from trench foot,' it is reported lbc.co.uk/news/matt-hanc…

@SoVeryBritish Let’s not sow yet more seeds of division. I love them all!! (Chillingly, it’s also true. 😬)

What’s the best British snack?

Invasion demands military helicopters. Military helicopters ‘suggest’ invasion. Oh it’s all so mischievous and so clever, this PR game!

Twelve. Tory. Years.

The Home Secretary arriving by military helicopter in war-torn <checks notes> Kent. 67 miles from London. Takes 1h11m to get there by train, at a cost of £11.30.

Sunak & Hunt scrambling to fill a £40bn black hole in treasury… So remember: £9bn wasted on unusable PPE £2.6bn on items not suitable for NHS £37bn on Test & Trace that made “no measurable difference" £42bn on Brexit divorce bill £32bn on lost taxes due to Brexit trade hit

By-election right now. Right fucking now. How dare this guy- this fucking guy- take time away from his job as an MP for this.

@eviljobob @CPFlo Hahaha! That’s the image Britain needs right now!

Mars Wrigley want to ditch Bounty from Celebrations as it’s the most expensive to produce, especially after all prices rising. They prefer bigger profits. It’s always about money. Always. The idea “we” want it removed is cowardly corporate bull. Yeah, blame us, not your greed.

@DigitalMaddox Just recently started to get the directing itch. Just need something to scratch it with…

One reason for spiralling asylum numbers is we’re no longer part of the EU asylum scheme. People come to UK knowing they won’t be relocated back to the first EU country they entered. No-one will mention this, or push the need for closer involvement in the Euro-wide scheme.

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