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@renoomokri Reno the most cunning man On earth 🌍

When Nigerians, like Peter Obi, De-Market Nigeria, The Rest of The World Will Join Them. So Let's Desist From Such Unpatriotic Acts Let me start by saying that Africa is the centrepiece of Nigeria's diplomacy, and as a nation, Nigeria pursues fraternal relations with all African countries. And yes, there will be friction when migration across Africa results in culture shocks and integration challenges, but let it be understood that tarring a whole nation because of the actions of a few individuals may not augur well for some of the things our continent is trying to achieve through vehicles like the African Union and the African Continental Free Trade Area. And to Nigerians in the diaspora, it is very important that we, as Nigerian citizens, be good guests and respect our hosts. Let us be good ambassadors of our nation because our values are tied to Nigeria. If we are in a foreign country, let's contribute by pushing their economy forward through our lawful activities, rather than pushing our hosts to the wall as a minuscule fraction are sometimes wont to do. Additionally, we ought to stop de-marketing our country on social and traditional media, simply because we are disgruntled about the results of the last election. Due to the global nature of the Internet, it is impossible to localise such negativity. Without mentioning any country, if you listen to some of the negative things protesters are saying about Nigeria today, they are merely reechoing the fallacious, stereotypical statements that unpatriotic citizens, like Peter Obi, and others have made about Nigeria to their hearing and reading. Nigeria is not a 'disgraced country'. A nation that was the sixth-largest contributor to global GDP growth in 2025 is a gracious and grateful country. A country whose stock exchange multiplied in value by a factor of five, rising from ₦27.915 trillion on December 30, 2022, before President Tinubu took office, to ₦122 trillion in January of 2026, is a fine destination for your investment. Sure, we do have some security challenges, and it is not unique to us. Since the fall of the Gaddafi regime in 2011, much of the Sahel region has been destabilised. It is largely through the efforts of the Nigerian Armed Forces that the situation has not spread further to non-Sahelian countries. But despite these localised security challenges, last December, Nigeria hosted 1.2 million foreign tourists who visited Lagos for Detty December. They stayed for weeks, as they regaled in all that Nigeria had to excite them during the Yuletide end-of-year festivities. It was probably the largest gathering of its kind without even one murder or reported domestic incident. Nigeria is a great nation, and even when, like any country on Earth, there might be very few bad apples, they do not spoil the whole bunch. Our brothers and sisters on the African continent should not confuse individual behaviours as representing the Nigerian Volksgeist. Rather, the Nigerian nature is best captured in the active, financial, moral, and fraternal support that we gave to liberation struggles throughout Africa, and the stabilising influence our military played in fellow African nations beginning from Tanzania in 1964, all the way to our recent assistance to preserve democracy in the Republic of Benin last year. Only a people and a country that truly love Africa can be that invested in the continent's stability. Reno Omokri Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

What is the difference between this two buttons???

@Mussprince_seal And has to be one of the most useless

Biochemistry has to be the most difficult course in university.

@nafisatf2 If any body talk that thing each my side w go chop oraimo chord

April fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy.

@TheBeninBlogger I’m short of words

"One of the army nearly sh0t my leg. When youth came out in mass in order to engage the att@ckers, the army came in less than 10 minutes to block the youths, and they started spraying bullėts. The army took down two of my youths. The army turned back and left immediately the att@ckers left." - Angwa Rukuba Youth Leader says

@instablog9ja Everybody body don calm

Man stirs reactions after revealing what he discovered lately

@SavvyRinu Let’s even put law into our hands for 1month let’s see how far

VIDEO: 'Let's not take the law into our own hands' — Plateau state governor pleads with Angwan Rukuba residents after attacks by terrorists.

@metronaija Things Dey happen ooo

" I bought a sim card that was used to collect N50 million ransom, they k!lled the person but i was the person that went to jail" - Lady

@PoojaMedia If you fact check Na Igbo e go be

King in South Africa as a Nigerian? We should respect boundaries

@AJCornel11 Make we see the flag bearer first na that one go determine

Welcome to the greats movement! 31 APC Governors can’t safe TINUBu come 2027

Our people too mumu White man give us religion Collect our sense

@Wizarab10 Our people too mumu White man give us religion Collect our sense

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@The_Chidimma No be crazeworld be that

Pastors are praying for Jos and locking their comments. lol

Is that your major concern????

@AndyjnrUmaru Terrorist sympathizers will say he is inciting violence.

This white Man is currently the most HATED Christian Evangelist in Nigeria by most Muslims.. but why??? They hate him because he is going town to town, village to village where Christians are being massacre by islamist terrorist group and making coverage about it and telling it to the world. - Is he fabricating the news?? No - is he one doing the killings?? No - is he lying?? No. - Are the killings not done by islamist terrorist groups??? We all know who are doing this killings, it's not even assumption because they are not hiding themselves behind any mask, many times dey have made video with their face on uncovered and specifically identify themselves and their believes or religion. so why do they hate him?. you can't silence the truth.

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Honestly, I'm not worried about Nigerians being stirred up to fight each other by the most obvious US/Israeli false flag of all time. Because one thing I've come to know about my people is that their feelings are loud but extremely shallow. Their attention span is a mile wide and an inch deep. You won't be able to scroll past 3 tweets without seeing the word "Jos" today, but by Wednesday latest, it will be completely memory-holed, beause the ugly truth about Nigerians is that they don't really care about ANYTHING unless it happens to them INDIVIDUALLY. Nobody remembers whatever they were jerking their outrage rocks off to last Monday. And this too is just the latest piece of Nigerian social media outrage porn that will do the rounds and disappear under 48 hours flat. "Nigerian Christian Genocide" is not a production that is aimed at Nigerians, because Nigerians have no capacity to feel anything deeply. Everything in their lives, including even their love for their children is shallow, conditional and transactional. If they had the capacity to genuinely feel and understand anything, the conversation would have long since moved past "the Muslims are killing the Christians" and vice-versa, to "why are both Muslims and Christians being massacred for no discernible reason, and who is providing illiterate militia groups with sophisticated weapons that even the military does not have?" And from there, it wouldn't take a genius to figure out that as long as the US and Israel still have embassies standing in Nigeria, that country will never know peace. But since they have no such capacity and they really don't actually care about terrorism beyond their shallow, temporary, performative social media noisemaking, they remain trapped in the stupid loop of Horrible Event ---> I HATE MUSLIMS ----> Forget by sunset ----> Do it all over again. If they didn't care about a drug trafficker with a 2,500-page FBI file stealing their election and calling himself "president" right till this moment, why would they care about anything? You call can shut the fuck up with your performance whining. You don't mean a word of it.