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Burger King took forever to make my food but since it was an impossible whopper I guess that’s actually a reasonable amount of time

@jonn_photo @RobertSSB64 No no she’s reading a book about how to have huge tits and be biracial

@RobertSSB64 @RustiestDogEver 1. bushy tailed youth, optimistic, open mind 2. matured some, confronts a decision within herself 3. internal struggle, wavering self-confidence 4. self-conflict and pivotal life junction point 5. give up, self-delusion it's unironically brilliant

My hitherto unfamiliarity with “bimbofication” is making me feel like a real porn casual. This almost never happens. Thought I had my finger on the pulse. thought I was on toppa this stuff

It would be so fucked up if this was an April fools joke and he wasn’t actually proud of Utkal Day and the state of Odisha

@mrmuthaf_cker Everyday Struggle, Things Done Changed are obvious ones but I would make the case that songs like Ten Crack Commandments, Warning, You’re Nobody also offer commentary on the state of black folks in society he just doesn’t hit u over the head with it

Give me a Biggie song where he’s talking about the state of black people in society. Biggie was not conscious. Doesn’t take away from his greatness. Yall have no ability to understand a nuanced opinion. That’s why Satans President now.

its great to be gay

@marbles_64 “Kalshi” “Klarna” why does it all have to be so annoying. Why cant it be called something normal and chill

@RustiestDogEver Kalshi saying they aren't the house is like klarna saying buy now pay later isn't debt. Tech companies greatest innovation is inventing new words for things every couple of years to avoid regulations

So, kinda like a rake??? 🧐

Hate how the car has that little arc that highlights a certain range of rpms as the “good ones” We both know I am going to spend some amount of time outside of that range and there is no need for judgment

@Awesome_Jew_ @LauraLoomer Is “mazal tov” some kinda weird gay dog whistle cuz normal ppl don’t be spelling it like that

This type of stuff bothers me tremendously. This might really bother @LauraLoomer to share this but I do not care anymore. Laura and I briefly dated, and surprise/not surprise - she is a woman, a really beautiful woman inside and out, a woman from birth, I can’t believe I even have to say this. You all know her for her tough online personality and if you are on her shit list, you are screwed. But offline she is incredibly feminine, sweet and supportive, trad AF, and very hot. When losers like @j_fishback call her Larry they are just coping, intimidated by her greatness, insecure about their own status. She is one of the best American’s we have. Calling her Larry is so retarded and low level and very predictable of you. James, if you want to fight her, find something substantive to fight her about and quit degrading the Florida Governors race by enaging in this low level beta groyper propeganda. Laura, I apologize if I shared too much personal detail, but I can no longer watch you get dragged through the mud by losers like this. You are an incredible woman and patriot! God bless you and Mazal Tov on your engagement. He is a lucky man!

@hernekejtto They are very much like a band in that regard

the rolling stones made just enough songs that are really good to make you think that the rest of their music is good

@Chazmanian01 @bobdylanlover63 U can always come back but u can’t come back all the way 🫠

@RustiestDogEver @bobdylanlover63 I always come back to it! Amazing lines in there

Finally had a moment to sit down with the bob dylan song sorter from the @bobdylanlover63 Web site. Very fun exercise. My favorite Bob Dylan song is the one that is named after poop and talks about incest 🤷🏻‍♀️

@SteveRydell82 Are u a Wheatus fan Steve Rydell??? Their first album is one of my all time faves!

Teenage Dirtbag - Radiohead 🔥🔥🔥

@zorrovulpes @TierZoo If he wanted to optimize for followers he’d be posting videos of bottles rolling down stairs or something. He’s posting what’s in his heart. My man wants to hate on yugioh some more so he’s hatin on yugioh

@TierZoo you're going to lose followers being so cringe and petty, do you really think your average follower wants this shit on their TL?

@WiseacreSSB Ye

@RustiestDogEver A woman with many dickholes you say?

Sometimes in the shower I close my eyes and imagine a woman with many dickholes peeing into my mouth

@narwhal_reborn @JoshBrodySSB Ah man back when Ricky Martin was in trouble for allegedly banging his nephew there was a hilarious tweet about how everyone was on board with livin la vida loca until he actually went out and lived la vida loca. I’m probably not doing it justice

@RustiestDogEver @JoshBrodySSB La peeda loca

@GT_ssb64 In fairness, its actually less annoying to read the instructions than to stand there and listen to some underweight 50 year old woman in yoga clothes speak haughtily about light onions

How many online orders are shit that a person would never dare try to order in person? Feel like some people use online ordering to just see how far they can push the custom aspect of their orders

They should make a fleshlight lined with long rectangular concrete tiles with large indentations for people who love the DC metro

@RobertSSB64 O wait, that’s here. This is at a bus stop here :)

@RobertSSB64 This is just at a bus stop somewhere