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Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick? Or do you make her put it down first? Drop your rules below 👇 Stoner Life or Weed & Head

@Nglmia_x Your daughter thanking you tells you everything you needed to know in that moment kids notice who makes them feel safe and who doesnt and that matters more than somebody being annoyed about it

Took my 11-year-old daughter to a checkup today. The nurse asked me to step out of the room. I politely said no. She said, "It's only for a moment." I replied: "My husband and I don't leave our children alone with anyone, including medical providers. Anything you need to say can be said with me here." She looked annoyed and left. The part that stuck with me? As soon as she walked out, my daughter thanked me for staying. Her eyes got huge the moment the nurse asked me to leave. Maybe I'm overprotective. But I'd rather be present and unnecessary than absent and regret it.

@TheGoblinnn Bro really found the free trial length for electricity and took it all the way to the end 😭🫡

I wanted to discover how long I could not pay my power bill before LA county comes and shuts me down. Turns out that answer is two and a half years. It's been a sick run 🫡

@luxemiaa Brother wanted Schrödinger's juice both wanted it and didn't want it until the glass was made 😭😂

I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a juice, and he said, "I don't know." So I made myself one. Then he asked, "Where's my juice?" I told him, "You didn't say you wanted one." His response? "Well, I didn't say I didn't want one." At that point, I told him that if a 3-year-old can clearly say whether they want something or not, then he can too. If he can't give me a simple yes or no, I'm not going to sit there and guess what he wants. I'm not a mind reader.

@aditiraaaj Ohh, you gotta prove this

Trust me sridevi was not this beautiful.

@SabbirSays We're together in this ski

@Samseeyoo I'm with you

Would you Rather give Up WEED Forever Or social Media forever ?

@NoLustMal Omg u bhad dude

@Samseeyoo Weed & Head

Do you let her hit the blunt while she’s sucking your dick? Or do you make her put it down first? Drop your rules below 👇 Stoner Life or Weed & Head

@Amakundi001 Bro had no business being in that abandoned warehouse at 2am but the mission was bigger than the fear 😭😂

N*ggas in search of weed have been to places they won’t go even with a gun😂

@upshine3 @ALEXAGY0 the moment she started yelling about a tip she guaranteed she wasnt getting one anyway 😭💀 you dont get to demand a gratuity after trying to charge a mystery ten dollar fee for using a card

Got my nails done and I go to pay and the lady asks me cash or card. I tell her card and then she tells me to hold on and she looks something up and says for my total they charge $10 additional to use card, which is crazy cause it’s illegal in NYC to charge to use credit cards. I’m not paying $10 to simply pay them for a service so I walk next door to the atm and hand her the payment in cash. She asks me for tip and I say no thank you, ya know cause she just tried to rip me off for $10. Tell me why she starts yelling at me like at the top of her lungs that I need to give her a tip 😭. I walked out the store but I’ve never been so happy that I didn’t tip someone in my life. The entitlement is crazy, tip culture is definitely out of control.

@lizzkelly7 @Demo4fhs That burner phone part would have me checking every security camera in a five mile radius immediately 😳

Every Saturday night, my husband and I hired Sarah, a sweet college student from down the street, to watch our toddler, Leo. She was a dream. Every time we got home, she would leave a detailed, handwritten note on the kitchen counter: “Leo ate all his peas. We read three books. He went down at 8:30 PM without a fuss. - Sarah xoxo.” One Sunday morning, I was cleaning out Leo's diaper bag and found a stray note from Sarah from three weeks ago. I smiled, glancing at it. Then I noticed the handwriting. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed last night's note. The elegant, looped cursive on last night's paper didn't match the jagged, left-handed slant on the older note. I dug through the drawer and found five more notes. There were four completely different styles of handwriting. All of them signed “Sarah xoxo.” I pulled out my phone and called the number we always texted to book her. A gruff, older man answered. “Hello?” “I’m sorry,” I stammered. “I’m looking for Sarah?” “There’s no Sarah here,” the man said roughly. “Look, lady, you’ve been texting this burner phone for months. I told my associate to just keep writing the notes so you’d stop asking questions.”

@Nithya_Shrii Yes ofc that small circle can build something strong and great and be successful with it

Hot take: A small circle is way better than a large friend group.

@nickimoraa The piano lesson was never the change the real question is why your daughter thought every Monday was completely normal and never mentioned anything different until now.

@Richkhid132 I being wondering if to ask this exact question please the ladies real quick come answer it

Does watching porn makes ladies horny when watching???

@1ssve @KeruboSk That phrase was basically corporate for brace yourself the Story is about to change completely

My old manager had a habit of starting feedback with “I want to be really honest with you.” Everything that followed that phrase was always the opposite of what she said to your face in regular conversations. We started dreading that sentence. It meant the version of events you had been operating with was wrong and you were about to find out how wrong.

@kiara_whispers Yeah same here fr 😅

the version of me from a year ago would be proud

@ALEXAGY0 Don't forget I need HAPPINESS so if so why am I getting the MONEY for damn this is hard really

You can have $5M but you can never get drunk or high again, are you interested? Why or why not?

@zionszzn Mhhhm 😊 never know of this, so it's?

If she laughs at her own jokes she’s a keeper

@_1alfred And you told your girl the she's the only one for real, omg 😳

Every time I do something nice for my girl other girls ask "where can I get a man like you" Right here baby, I cheat 😭😂

@jaaaycore A degree gets you a job An education gets you a mind nobody can take from you 🔥

Go to university, but go for the right reasons. Education isn't a gun held to your head: it's a weapon in your hands. Go not because you're afraid of not getting a job but go because you love to learn, because you're excited by ideas, because you believe that education is important for its own sake, and when you get there, pay attention, read everything you can get your hands on, cram yourself with words and figures and ideas, because that's the one thing they can never take away from you.

@Blvcko00 Yeah, you got it right Man

@Samseeyoo Head, just a BJ that's my rules When smoking then we're good to get down

@Be_like_yankee Mood swings is real after getting high ASF LoL 😆🤣

Marijuana with ADHD is dangerous because I created 37 different scenarios and got mad at all of them.