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Why do rich people always fundraise by asking poorer people to donate to charity? Perhaps if you paid your taxes and paid workers a real living wage there would be less need for charity.

@fslconsult TownyMcTownface.🙂

Let's go for: - Nimby's End - Beigefield - Undeliverableton - Blandward Ho! - Buildbabybuildfield

@frozenaesthetic @Dickwith2dogs The trick is to avoid standing in an enclosed space with anyone with a colour for a name. 🙂

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

@mrjimBob They're probably rarer than standing stones. 🙂

Just passing Stonehenge.

The council had promised to cut wages by 5% less than a year ago to fund community projects

Another government (small g) IT failure bit.ly/4rOCzJU as petrol stations break the rules of reporting prices changes in near real time.

Since Comic Relief started in 1985, child poverty has increased from 20% to 30%. We don't need charity, we need system change.

This is what the Conservative Party did to all of us! Never let it happen ever again!

@GLA_Airport .Not being charged £7.00 to get dropped off at the airport.

Fgs ddon't spend government money on clearing the tip near Wigan, which is on land co-owned by the Duchy of Lancaster. Wouldn't you just know there's some feudal loophole absolving them from responsibility but the Duchy should definitely cough up. It's very wealthy. #r4today

Japanese Report: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises then Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" This man belong in a psychiatric ward.

@monstroso Are you joining Reform?😆

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Watch this space as I will soon be making an announcement about a forthcoming announcement #announcement

Bailiffs seize Ryanair plane over unpaid €894 compensation for delayed flight bit.ly/4sP1X34 in Austria. It could happen here. Go bailiffs! Remember you are entitled to compensation on top of refund of tickets, details here bit.ly/4uXCzKD

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guys it's 2026 can we not for once have a womeningitis outbreak

Farage hates this video of him revealing his plans to sell off the NHS. It would be a shame if it went viral again... 🫢

Can we get this article about Palantir shared 10,000 times??? We cannot let them get away with this!

@MittensOff @TheRealJamieKay The town's not big enough.😉

@TheRealJamieKay No they were in Stafford recently. Think they're a Sparks tribute band.😂

Is this parody?

Who paid for Farage's Clacton house?

Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!