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@Rothmus I'm crying.

Ragebait legend 🫡

The Trump administration is considering a plan to punish some members of the NATO alliance that he believes were unhelpful to the U.S. and Israel during the Iran war -WSJ Along with repositioning troops, the plan could involve closing a U.S. base in Spain or Germany.

@mattvanswol With your financiers, that’s called propaganda. Or do you spout that nonsense every day for free?

The most predictable script in American politics: >Trump does something strong >Democrats and the media freak out >Everything Trump did works >Everyone moves on >No one gives him credit Every. Single. Time.

@joni_askola True

Musk really had it all: He could have been one of the coolest guys on the planet if he had just stayed a goofy tech and space billionaire. Instead, he chose to back fascism and become a threat to democracy

@GamewithDave Fun at the Internet

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

This is a scary accurate impersonation of Trump…💯

@PhillipsPOBrien Talk is cheap

Worth noting that Donald Trump just announced the end of NATO and the Special Relationship in one tweet.

@CattardSlim He’s an idiot. Always was.

Trump for 2 years: "I'll easily end the Russia Ukraine war in 24 hours." Maga: He 100% will. IT'S BEEN 505 DAYS. 🦗 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

@RonFilipkowski "@premium @Support" omg 😂

Chaya wants to speak to the manager.

@0_7_user Schnacker

Verlass bitte Deutschland

He’s the worst of the worst, and you know exactly who I mean.

@Neo__Hq Alone

Describe Andrew Tate using only one word

Hey, is that @SecRubio pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy Enrique Tarrio? Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.

@GovPressOffice Thanks Mr. President

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

@Osint613 Can this guy actually do anything other than talk bullshit?

President Trump: “You have to remember, we have 45,000 troops in Japan, 45,000 in South Korea, and 50,000 in Germany.” We defend all these countries, and then I ask them: “Do you have any minesweepers?” They say, “Well, would it be possible for us not to get involved?”

@EdKrassen What a potato. The man is fried.

@golub Wow

America is fucked

@joncoopertweets He's an idiot aswell

Excuse my language, but Trump is a delusional, narcissistic, lying piece of shit.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 US SOLDIER THAT DIED IN IRAQ “ACCIDENT” IDENTIFIED AS MAJ. ALEX KLINNER He left behind a wife, a 2 year old and 7 month old twins. Trump sent him to die for Israel.

Oh ya? lol