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SkipLaurel
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All American🚨 a parody🚨 maga are dopes
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Gerson Edgardo Santana Garcia from El Salvador was just arrested after he led police on a chase for allegedly kidnapping a woman for ransom
He was also wanted on homicide and other charges.
He has a long criminal history with multiple arrests.
This is who Democrats in Sanctuary City Aurora, Colorado protect

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@libsoftiktok @AmericanAir Maybe your luggage is with the Epstein files.
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I landed in D.C. tonight on @AmericanAir. At baggage claim, I received a notification that my luggage wasn’t on the plane—it’s on the next flight landing at 1 AM.
WTF?!?!
I went to baggage services, and they said it can’t be delivered tonight because it’s too late. When can it be delivered tomorrow? 12 PM, I’m told.
I have a meeting tomorrow morning, so what am I supposed to do?
I basically have two options:
1. Wear the same underwear and clothes to my meeting.
2. Wait around the airport for an extra 1.5 hours at midnight when I’m exhausted and have to be up early.
Sorry, but this makes zero sense. How do you just not put my suitcase on the plane? I checked in 1.5 hours before my flight—ample time.
The woman at @AmericanAir baggage services was extremely dismissive.
This is so freaking crazy. I don’t understand how they could fail to load my suitcase and offer no sensible, timely resolution.
My Apple AirTag also shows my suitcase is still at my original location. The baggage lady assured me it shows on their end that it’s on the later flight and that Apple tags sometimes aren’t updated. I guess we’ll find out in 45 minutes…
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So Luna is a fucking liar
TMZ@TMZ
TMZ obtained video of the incident from CODEPINK, where Rep. Luna says a protester assaulted her.
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I will be the Governor of Law and Order.
South Carolina FIRST.
Nancy Mace@NancyMace
My message to every Sheriff in South Carolina is clear: You will work with ICE to deport illegals, or I will take your gun, badge, and maybe even your pension. Don’t believe me? Just ask FORMER Sanctuary, Sheriff Kristin Graziano. No sanctuary. No exceptions. Just mass deportations.
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@HeyItsMeTheDev @HunterFor2028 You guys crack me up.
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Hunter Biden should join #smokefleet
All in favor say aye.
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🚨WOW! Trump just LOST IT on CNN’s Kaitlan Collins for asking if the $1.8 billion DOJ slush fund is on hold or completely dead.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, you used to be a Conservative...
It was the greatest thing because people like you have abused our people so badly, like CNN, the NYT, oh my god.”
Then he started rambling and gushing about the Jan. 6 rioters.
"There was so much love and friendship; it was amazing people were crying.
"Those people have been abused by you."
We're witnessing on live TV the downfall of a powerful narcissist who's used to everything going his way.
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