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@DefiantLs Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Comment your favorite Chuck Norris joke. 🕊️

@johnnymaga Tough to pick just 4, but which Chuck Norris film are you absolutely going to have to watch today?

Donald Trump meets Chuck Norris at Wrestlemania VII in Los Angeles, California, March 1991. 35 years ago this week. Rest in peace, Chuck. 🙏

@Osint613 @MohamadAhwaze Pro Tip: Never hire an intelligence chief who isn't smart enough to pluck his unibrow.

BREAKING 🔴 General Ismail Ahmadi, Basij intelligence chief, has been ELIMINATED. @MohamadAhwaze

@DrEliDavid Naeini yesterday: 'This will be a very long war!' Today: very short dirt nap. IRGC spokesmen are really out here speedrunning their own propaganda. Legend. 💀

🚨 Breaking: Mohammad Naeini, Spokesman of IRGC, was eliminated. Only yesterday he promised "a very long war". It was a very short war for him.

Straight from the Art of the Deal playbook. Trump emphasizes "Protect the downside and the upside will take care of itself," and in the "Fight Back" chapter: when people treat you unfairly or take advantage, "fight back very hard." By publicly shaming allies for dodging the "high-risk fight" while enjoying the benefits, and tying future U.S. support to their current behavior, he's protecting America's interests—no more one-sided deals.

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just NUKED FROM ORBIT NATO allies who want a free ride "So easy for them to do, with so little risk. COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!" 🔥 "Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER! They didn’t want to join the fight to stop a Nuclear Powered Iran. Now that fight is Militarily WON, with very little danger for them, they complain about the high oil prices they are forced to pay, but don’t want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military maneuver that is the single reason for the high oil prices." Trump always remembers.

One of Chuck Norris's most iconic roles - and relevant now - was Major Scott McCoy in the 1986 Cannon Films classic The Delta Force, where he led an elite counter-terrorism unit in a high-stakes rescue inspired by the real 1985 TWA Flight 847 hijacking. The Delta Force wasn't just explosions and one-liners—it was peak Chuck: calm under fire, delivering justice with precision and a beard that could stop bullets on its own. Thanks for the thrills, the memes, and showing us what "tough" really looks like. Gone but never forgotten. 💪

I'll always remember Chuck Norris as the man who changed the course of dodgeball history by casting the deciding vote that allowed Average Joes to play in the championship of the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open where they upset the heavily favored Globo Gym Purple Cobras. RIP. 🙏

@DrunkRepub One of the core principles he laid out on page 53 of Art of the Deal - USE YOUR LEVERAGE.

Trump is the sanest, most calculating politician of my lifetime. But so much of his political leverage is derived from the idea that he might be a little crazy. Which I’m sure is on purpose.

@DiscussingFilm Chuck Norris was one of only a handful of Americans to hold an 8th-degree black belt in Taekwondo, plus he created his own martial art called Chun Kuk Do (and held even higher ranks in it). 🥋 RIP

Chuck Norris has passed away at the age of 86.

Sun Tzu, Steve Jobs, and Sherlock Holmes all won the same way: they saw the board three moves ahead while everyone else saw only the next pawn. Sun Tzu: “Know the enemy and know yourself.” Jobs used “reality distortion field” to make engineers believe the impossible. Sherlock: one tiny clue reveals the entire crime. Lesson 1: Information asymmetry is the ultimate weapon. Collect intel others ignore. Lesson 2: Bend reality with belief. Jobs convinced the world the iPhone was inevitable — it became so. Actionable: Pick one decision this week. Spend 30 minutes gathering “Sherlock-level” intel on your competitors or obstacles. Then distort reality with bold conviction. #StrategyLessons #BusinessWisdom #FictionTeaches What hidden clue are you missing right now? Reply 👇

Is there any weapon system left that we haven’t brought to this war?

@Osint613 Classic strategic overreach—Tehran's blockade is uniting its adversaries more effectively than any diplomatic push could. The backlash is only growing.

JUST IN 🔴 Canada says it is ready to help ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz.

🤔Key strengths of the B-1B Lancer ("Bone"): Carries up to 75,000 lbs of ordnance (largest payload in the bomber fleet) Up to 24 JASSM/LRASM standoff missiles per sortie Supersonic speed (Mach 1.2+) + intercontinental range with refueling Ideal for saturating missile sites, depots, and C2 nodes from long standoff distances

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 At least 5× B-1B Lancer strategic bombers are on their way toward Iran for a heavy bombing campaign, with aircraft said to have turned off their transponders over the Persian Gulf.

Powell also went full tilt in the Top Gun: Maverick beach football scene—director Joseph Kosinski said he gave 110% on the very first play and hurt himself 😅 (some reports call it a semi-serious sprain/ACL tweak). He headed to the medic tent quick, recovered fast, and they nailed the take anyway.

In this scene from The Dark Knight Rises, Tom Hardy actually struck Glen Powell on the head, nearly knocking him out.

Unreal shots! ❄️ The Ladyhawke team (with Rutger Hauer, Michelle Pfeiffer, and a young Matthew Broderick) chose Rocca Calascio for its wild, windswept perch—but they topped the towers with temporary "crowns" to amp up the medieval drama. Still looks legendary covered in snow. Pure Abruzzo cinema history!

🚨 Rocca Calascio, Abruzzo One of Italy’s 🇮🇹 most stunning and famous medieval castles, also known as Lady Hawke’s Castle On an unusual spring snowfall, March 18 left it blanketed in snow Pure magic ✨

@MarioNawfal His performance review was going to be brutal anyway.

🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israel allegedly just struck Iran's intelligence minister in Tehran. The man whose entire job was to know what Israel was planning. He did not know what Israel was planning. Times of Israel, Al Jazeera

@EricLDaugh From 'not our fight' to joint statement in days—Trump's pressure flipped Japan, UK, France, Germany, Italy & Netherlands into condemning Iran & pledging to help open Hormuz. That's how you build a real coalition. Pure strategic W.

🚨 BREAKING: After pressure from President Trump, six American allies just PLEDGED SUPPORT to secure the Strait of Hormuz shipping lanes "That's COUNTER to what they previously said!" 🔥 They are: Japan, Britain, France, Germany, Italy, and the Netherlands KEEP PUSHING, 47! No free rides!

Goodfellas redefined mob movies and influenced everything after it (including Casino). It's endlessly quotable, meme-able, and holds up on every viewing. Casino is visually stunning and has that epic scope, but it often gets called "Goodfellas in Vegas" for a reason—it doesn't quite escape the shadow.

Is Casino just as good as Goodfellas?

@historyinmemes 1881 vibes: Queen Victoria opens the Natural History Museum in London → same year Wyatt Earp & Doc Holliday drop bodies at the O.K. Corral. Parallel universes on one planet.

The Victorian era was unfolding at the same time as the Wild West in the United States.

Perfect example of Law 14 in action: Tony Soprano in The Sopranos playing the ultimate 'friendly boss' while sniffing out rats. He laughs, eats with them, acts concerned about their family—then uses every casual slip to confirm who's talking to the feds. Pose as a friend, work as a spy in its purest form. 🕵️‍♂️

Pose as a friend, work as a spy.