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@Metallica Actually haven't even listened to the whole thing. And what's the deal with a baby carriage on the album cover?

'72 Seasons' was released three years ago #OnThisDay in 2023! What's your favorite song on the album?

@DisavowTrump20 Someone has plenty of time to cook a feast when they lose an election.

While Donald Trump is catering in McDonalds at Mar-a-Lago for Easter, Kamala is gonna be cooking up an absolute feast 🔥 You fucked up, America.

@theblaze That's the kind of person we need fighting Iran. Maybe Trump should draft the Pope into the war with Iran?

Pope responds after repeated attacks by Trump over war criticism: 'I have no fear' dlvr.it/TS1698

@krassenstein He used to work there.

Trump just got a DoorDash order delivered from McDonalds, with “all his favorites.” WTF!

@RepRoKhanna But you want to shut down oil drilling and production? What does that do to gas prices?

Trump's immoral and reckless war in Iran has shot up gas prices in my district to nearly $6 a gallon. Stop the war, stop exporting our crude oil, and pass my windfall profits tax on Big Oil to give Americans a rebate for their gas bills.

@kennyhotz Stay Frisky My Friend!

Sup

@ThatJunkman Yeah, Biden even had the avatar on his page with red glowing eyes.

Watching The Boys and it’s so clear Homander is based on Biden, they don’t even hide it well.

@JonathanTurley Has China offered Swalewell asylum yet? Fang Fang is ready to pick him up from the airport.

My Post column on the Swalwell scandal is out. In Shelley’s work, Dr. Frankenstein is asked “‘Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?” This week, Swalwell may wish he could ask that of Nancy Pelosi...nypost.com/2026/04/11/opi…

@ThatJunkman That Junkman has been f**king in the theater long before these people were born.

When you act like you have read the 80s Star Wars EU, and to prove it you call fans of the old real EU a Disney shill. Got it lol. They think Disney own Disney in the 80s

@JonathanTurley Why not just start banning women from other countries like China?

The Hill just posted my column on the possible need for a 28th amendment on citizenship after the Supreme Court rules in Trump v. Barbara. The combination of open borders and open-ended citizenship is an existential threat to this Republic...thehill.com/opinion/immigr…

@ThatJunkman Because McGregor want's it to be a special place for the super racist people, not the regular racist people.

If Star Wars is for everybody than why did Ewan McGregor say the Star Wars is no place for racist people? #micdrop

@ThatJunkman Kathleen Kennedy: "You are right That Junkman, Star Wars is NOT for everyone. Disney Star Wars is for everyone who hates Star Wars. That's why the force is female. Also the Special Edition is for people who hate the special effects in the theatrical versions."

Star Wars is NOT for everyone. Some people don’t like movies, some don’t like Sci fi. Some don’t like Star Wars. Hard to believe I know but it’s NOT everyone’s cup of tea

@ThatJunkman @taskmasterfan That's the look she'll have when she turns on the lightsaber dildo for the first time.

can’t believe star wars has a canonically lesbian aunt hello 😭

@ThatJunkman Star Wars is for men and mature boys. The force is male, always!

Someone needs to tell KFC to sell Hot Dogs cause KFC should be for everyone, they need to make fun of everyone not just their fans

@ThatJunkman @mynerdyhome I would have told her that Melania Trump is hotter. (She's played a fake version of Melania).

@mynerdyhome I’m 52 and don’t know who that is

Kids nowadays don't care about A-list actors... you really think your D-list ass is on their radar?

@diannew314159 @CBSSacramento It sounds like you are scared of diversity and inclusion.

Californians, be careful about believing CBS News, it's owned by Larry Ellison who's a rightwing creep who's trying to help Repubs take over Calif and ruin it. Yes, gas costs more in Calif, but I remember when the air was so toxic from pollution it made your eyes sting and hurt your lungs to breath.

For years, California leaders accused oil companies of price gouging at the pump, but a state investigation found no evidence of that. Instead, a CBS News California investigation found what's really driving the highest gas prices in the U.S. cbsloc.al/3PPOHwW

@ThatJunkman Junkman: "There's only one of me!"

Star Wars Fans Being Cringe for Over 2mins, watch if you DARE!

@ryanlightbourn Yeah, but the He-Man movie didn't have to pay extra for the blur effects.

They said AI would destroy art. The new He-Man movie cost $200,000,000. I made this in 5 days for $500. Imagine what $199,999,500 could do for world hunger. Just saying.

@totalwar @SEGA Is the cock 3% bigger too?

@SEGA In celebration of SEGA's new logo, we're making our iconic horseman logo 3% bigger.

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

@SEGA SEGA are idiots for not releasing Sonic Mania 2. Could have at least announced it on April 1st.