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Tooth Chipper

@Tooth_Chipper

GOOBCORP Penguin and Fur Seal Wrangling / Small Arms Training.

D.U.M.B., Antarctica Entrou em Kasım 2022
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Claude Krause
Claude Krause@ClaudesBBQ·
cliché's & sterotypes are what they are because they are based in fact.
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Sliced Driver
Sliced Driver@GeorgiaMan45·
Look here son. I was a Blue Angel before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my Dobbins Air Force Base close call. Now go get some titty milk before you miss curfew, buckaroo.
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Blake Herzinger@BDHerzinger

@GeorgiaMan45 @Gargen123 I spent years in squadrons, what was yours, big brains?

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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
Look here son. I was a Team Leader of Black Squadron in the 181st Imperial Fighter Wing before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my close call in the trench of the first Death Star. Now go get some blue milk before you miss curfew, Bantha fodder.
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Sliced Driver@GeorgiaMan45

Look here son. I was a Blue Angel before you were even born. I've gone into detail about my Dobbins Air Force Base close call. Now go get some titty milk before you miss curfew, buckaroo.

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Russ
Russ@PsychonautRuss·
@Tooth_Chipper GM And another one for the gay folder. 😂
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
"OK so did weleak the reddit comments?" "Most of our boomer constituents don't know what reddit is. They still use WebMD for heavens sake!" "Fuck!" *bangs hands on table* "And the younger demographic is so indoctrinated we could put a Nazi on the platform as long as he condemned Israel and slobbered Hamas knob sufficiently." "Speaking of which, did we release the photos of his tattoo?" "Yeap. No go. They're content to think he had no idea what he was asking for while he was in Croatia, even though he's referred to it as "his Totenkopf". "Wait are they really that stupid?!" *Gestures around room with hands* "FUCK!!" *Throws two hands full of papers in the air* "Wait wait wait! I have an idea!" *Walks over to the MeToo cabinet and picks up plastic hammer tethered to it. Dusts off the "Break in Case of Emergency" sticker and glances back, eyebrows raised.* "Do it." FIN
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@SomeBitchIIKnow Which begs the question if they only dusted off old faithful after the shock of their voter base not giving enough of a fuck about the already problematic track record. I like to imagine the dialog that went on in the strategy room.
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
Men who force vocal fry like he does should be corralled and put into prison colonies. Worse than being a sex pest, tbh.
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Sarah 🥨
Sarah 🥨@cosmopterix·
Spent the morning in these parts.
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@SomeBitchIIKnow Amazing that it was a perfectly timed "Me Too/Believe All Women" event and not say... the concerning reddit comments, the totenkopf tattoo, or mocking a Purple Heart recipient that was a red flag for the leftists...
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L@SomeBitchIIKnow·
In general, I’m a skeptic about politically timed assault allegations, but I’m a hypocrite and I like watching them scramble. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@_skobee_ I got blocked by some chick who I was very friendly with simply because I was friends with ANOTHER female who she didn't like. In my head I'm like, "it's social media. It's not that serious for that catty shit." I hate follow policing.
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𝚜𝚔𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚎 ☻
@Tooth_Chipper I never know what I’ve done because I don’t even talk to people 😂 it usually comes back to someone not liking me and telling all of their group chat to block me and then they do like good little anons 🤭 While I’m over here just posting…that’s it
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
I'm hesitant with these "gimmick rounds". There's just such a small sample size when it comes to real world results vs simulated, whereas stuff like HST and GoldDot has pretty proven track records when it comes to expansion, weight retention and penetration. And as others alluded, the name RIP and the marketing behind them would not bode well in court if used in self defense.
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@kag_kraken1776 No it isn't. Biggest thing I miss is driving in the canyons. All the roads are so flat and straight in Florida.
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@BravoKiloActual Am I missing anyone besides Kennedy and Robichaux? We don't need to discuss Candace or Newsome lol.
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Krisla🌺
Krisla🌺@KrislaMaris·
Good Morning Frens! Happy Saturday! 🐶🥰
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Tooth Chipper
Tooth Chipper@Tooth_Chipper·
@BravoKiloActual And it's not like the majority wouldn't forgive him in THAT case if he changed the level.of vetting and scrutiny prior to confirming a booking, with of course a mea culpa. Nobody expects total perfection from anyone, just acknowledge the fuck up and fix it.
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BKactual
BKactual@BravoKiloActual·
@Tooth_Chipper I have friends (legit mil dudes) who have contacted him multiple times about stolen valor guests he’s had on only to be blocked immediately lol.
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