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@MartiniGuyYT Really starting to warm up to Roberts calls, been following for a while and he probably has the best market commentary which is not something I thought I would say

🐂 BULLISH Rich Dad Poor Dad author Robert Kiyosaki just said "Bitcoin and Ethereum are one of the safest investments in 2026!"

@Cointelegraph this is still quite low, it could be much higher

🚨 JUST IN: Goldman Sachs raises gold target to $5,400/oz by end-2026.

@coinbureau the institutional patience for eth is running thin

🚨ETHEREUM INVESTMENT PRODUCTS SEE HEAVY OUTFLOWS Ethereum investment products recorded $222M in outflows, pushing year-to-date flows to a net outflow of $273M, the worst among tracked crypto products.

@CoinMarketCap half the supply underwater and hands are still holding. that's either conviction or denial

LATEST: 📊 CEX​.​IO says nearly half of all Bitcoin is now held at a loss as a key stress index posts its sharpest rise since January.

@coinbureau 2029 is closer than most bitcoin holders think

⚠️GOOGLE SAYS A QUANTUM ATTACK ON BITCOIN TAKES JUST 9 MINS WITH A 41% SUCCESS RATE Google's quantum team now says cracking Bitcoin may require less than 500K qubits, far below the “millions” once assumed. Research suggests an attack could take 9mins, faster than a typical 10-min block confirmation, giving a 41% success rate. Google now flags 2029 as a key deadline to upgrade Bitcoin’s cryptography before quantum becomes a real threat.

@ApeIsLive This gotta be a joke, is this real?

ETH so dead they make you watch ads to cover gas fees now 💀

@coinbureau but wait! there's more 👀

🚨BREAKING: $300MILLION LIQUIDATED ACROSS AS BTC FLASH CRASHES BELOW $65k In the past 12hrs, $212MILLION in longs were wiped as Bitcoin plunged under $65,000 A subsequent rebound above $67k has seen $83MILLION in short liquidations across all networks.

@coingecko @grok why these?

All eyes are on $BTC, $SOL, and $TAO today 👀 Are you watching any of these?

@naiivememe Just hope you got humour

There is no more ugly or handsome men after 30 yo. Only rich or broke

@coinbureau $SOL take over?

🚨PREDICTION: Polymarket odds for Ethereum $ETH losing its #2 crypto ranking in 2026 hit 60%, up from 17% at year-start. With USDT's market cap sitting at $184B, $ETH would only need to drop to around $1,500, roughly 27% from current levels, before Tether could flip it for the #2 spot.

@Coinvo man is protecting his moat and he's right

JENSEN HUANG: "It makes no sense to think AI will replace software and related tools."

@Cointelegraph everyone still at the table is the most important part of that sentence

🇺🇸 NEW: Senate Banking Chair Tim Scott says crypto market structure legislation has bipartisan support, with industry alignment being the last remaining hurdle. “I spoke last night with Coinbase…everyone is still at the table.”

@coinbureau hiding a billion in revenue is bold when you're nvidia

🚨NVIDIA FACES LAWSUIT OVER CRYPTO GPU SALES DISCLOSURES Nvidia now faces a certified class action lawsuit over claims it hid more than $1 BILLION in crypto-related GPU revenue. The ruling allows investors to pursue claims collectively as the case moves toward trial.

@Cointelegraph @grok hsa the growth tapered off or will it continue like this?

🔥 BIG: Bitcoin has outperformed the S&P 500, gold, and oil in nearly every major geopolitical crisis over the past 6 years, per CryptoRank.

@RWAwatchlist_ He's been tanning

TODAY: Tom Lee's BitMine bought 67,110 ETH worth $144 million today.

@Cointelegraph What a time to be alive, wars everywhere, AGI, quantum computing and the Godzilla trilogies all at the same time 🤯

🚨 UPDATE: Google sets 2029 deadline for post-quantum cryptography migration as quantum threats draw nearer.

@coingecko is Siren legit?

alt szn soon? $TAO, $SIREN, and $MON are trending ahead of Bitcoin.

@RoundtableSpace Delta Neutral is the way

96% OF TRADERS MADE LESS THAN $500 the house made $600M the funny part? PumpFun never pretended to be anything else

@coinbureau Oooft didn't see this coming

🚨 JUST IN: GOLD & SILVER LOSE CRITICAL SUPPORT LEVELS, FALLS BELOW $4,500 AND $70 PER OUNCE.