AssMaster5000

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AssMaster5000

@_AssMaster5000_

No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡 Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested)

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@Geniustechw raped

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How would you describe Will Smith's son Jayden's fashion sense?

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@Rothmus You know they want you to snap and use violence so they can label you all a threat just for talking about the conspiracy, right?

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@Coldheartedmen_ lots of drugs

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During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?

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@hotwire405 haha yeah i would've raped the shit out of her 👌👌👌 whoops 🤣

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NOW HOLD ON............I now know why I could NOT be a Chiropractor!!! I would get in trouble!!

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@ywnbact real water drinkers know it's too cold and dream about it anyway

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real water drinkers know this is too cold to be enjoyable

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I may have noticed something. Are we still allowed to notice things here?

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@greatestbkfacts wish granted kid

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RT @_Severus: @WomenBeingAwful They love that 💩

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RT @GTP_Podcast: Hmm

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RT @Timcast: its all fun and games in politics until you get elected and then meet the people from the future that control our government a…

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RT @GTP_Podcast: I’ve struggled to say this publicly bc of the trolls, the eye rolls, etc… but screw it by now you all should know that doe…

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. @nikitabier can we please do something about these people next

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@Rainmaker1973 this is staged the explosion doesn't even originate from the thrown object

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«Instant karma» [📹 imakeupartister]

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