Mostly Water

@OhNoSheTwitnt Abortion should be legal for the same reason the state can’t force you to give up your kidney for a dying patient in need of it. Bodily autonomy is absolute.

This will unfortunately be our last bottle from @brewdog, I simply won't give my money to any company that even passively supports the EDL in any way shape or form.

@HCSSofficial Where can I buy a poster of this cover? Or a hi-res image so I can print the poster myself?

@bunq Hi, id just like to send my appreciation for your app update notes. Most companies just write “various improvements and bug fixes”. Instead bunq lists actual fixes. This transparency is very much appreciated and gives me more faith in the quality of the app.

@woltapp hi. I received someone else’s order!

Current status. Drinking artichoke liqueur.

@loungebuddy Hi. Strange to read this whist I’m actually sitting in the lounge. I can reliably inform you that it’s open.

@Eurovision Why would you massacre John Lennon in Liverpool?!

ARE YOU READYYYYY? 🇦🇱🇦🇲🇦🇺🇦🇹🇧🇪🇭🇷🇨🇾🇨🇿🇪🇪🇫🇮🇫🇷🇩🇪🇮🇱🇮🇹🇱🇹🇲🇩🇳🇴🇵🇱🇵🇹🇷🇸🇸🇮🇪🇸🇸🇪🇨🇭🇬🇧🇺🇦 #Eurovision

@MotoGP In the sprint race yesterday the on screen info said L Mar was given a long lap penalty but I didn't see him take it. What was up with that?

Let's go racing!!! 😈 #ArgentinaGP 🇦🇷

@elonmusk @twitter We've been Twitter's paid API client for 8 years! We are now asked to pay an exorbitant price to continue subscription. It's disappointing what has become of once "developer-friendly" company. Your impulsive decisions have destroyed a lot of good work. #fintech

@hellojenglen The best quote I ever saw about elden ring is that the game “forces you to get good”. I am by no means an active gamer and I rarely finish games. However, I completed three play throughs of ER and am looking forward to the DLC.

Curious about something - for those who have played Elden Ring, how many of you have actually finished it? (Confession: I enjoyed the heck out of it but have not rolled credits.)

I’ve really enjoyed Twitter and all the interesting conversations I’ve had here. But with Elon acquiring the platform it’s time for me to leave. Good night.

It's funny the Jewish community is being accused of trying to control everything, but I can't remember the last time a Jewish person tried to force their religion on me, or govern the country based on what THEY believe in.

last night my gf's dad asked me who i was voting for in the midterms and i told him i will be voting for the party who is not trying to overthrow the government and does not have the full support of the Nazi's & the entire room got quiet and looked at me so i said it again

@cobie Really?! Wow. What a blessed life you had. 😇

Someone just asked me if I am cobie while I’m using a urinal in the toilet of a bar this is the worst experience of my life

When you look at a photo of yourself as a child, who do you see? The atoms that make up your body were scattered throughout the world when that picture was taken and the atoms in the kid in that photo have since moved on. So why is that child you? What is the definition of you?

"Rather than seeking validation from external sources, I began to embrace the value of what I could already do " hbr.org/2022/09/how-i-…

'Explain what you mean by Woke & then we can have the conversation'. Incredibly put by @RakieAyola. This should be the response to every commentator, Journalist & MP who've become far too comfortable throwing the Term 'Woke' into every one of their dog whistle opinions

@ValaAfshar I don’t know how it ended because I got bored 1/3 of the way in. Jesus. I hate that kind of football.

A brilliant example of teamwork and a long series of precision passing

I’d say it’s slavery.