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@asynchronous_x
former security engineer ✧ current CTO @memelordtech ✧ technomancer
𝙼𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜, 𝚄𝚂𝙰 Entrou em Şubat 2025
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babe wake up the compliance companies are arguing on twitter again
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@asynchronous_x @bebeal my cope estimate is around 400 lb (its probably more)
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> be me
> rent out movie theater to play IG Reels
> post about it
> Head of IG comms tags Zuck in the IG comments
> IG team reaches out in under 48 hours with special surprise
> you can just do things
Jason Levin@iamjasonlevin
I'm renting out a movie theater in NYC to watch IG Reels. The date? April Fools. But this is 100% real. Come out and enjoy IG Reels on the big screen where they belong
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@iampiet Many are saying:
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This is what we've been cooking for the past month
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Nobody reads the news anymore. They just look at memes.
So I built Breaking Memes: catch up with what's happening in the world, one meme at a time.
Auto-updates every 3 hours: → New stories come in → New memes drop via the Memelord API
The news feed you actually want to scroll 👀
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Me locking tf in moments before our first test of the day
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Me locking tf in moments before morning standup so I don’t get fired
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@asynchronous_x You got a genuine laugh out of me. Unfortunately I don’t know if memes hit the same for the people of construction
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@asynchronous_x For the corner glow
Its just a square with a gradient; angled it to 45 degrees used the "Lighten" blendmode and you get this nice soft square that works with anything
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@tszzl Have you ever camped in the desert or hunted for survival?
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the romantic human aspect of space colonization-placing our flags on other worlds-is redundant with robots and Von Neumann replicators unfortunately. the mars colony will be robots. ppl can join, but as consumers of an experience rather than critical parts of novel adventures
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