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@Joe_Fann lol - we are still in April

So is Luis Castillo cooked?

Elon Musk and Sam Altman about to face off in court

@WallStreetApes Over indulging the product

HOLY CR*P 🚨 This brewery called Minocqua Brewing Company in Wisconsin upset that Donald Trump didn’t get assassinated tonight is owned by Kirk Bangstad Kirk Bangstad is a Democrat who ran for Wisconsin State Assembly He founded a Democrat Super PAC that raised millions to support Democratic politicians, judges and liberal causes He sued to keep Trump off Wisconsin ballots.

Does anyone even care about these in‑game interviews that have become required‑viewing in every broadcast? I didn’t tune in to watch a guy talk—I’m here for the game.

@TridentTrue Not really, just ask the Cubs

Wisdom on the IL after one AB is some record stuff

@RyanDivish Most managers get fired

Most managers ride their closer till the lead is gone or the inning is over.

@heygoldy @MarineLayerPod Can’t wait to hear about all the hundred of players and coaches she talked to—and listen to her gush over them.

Angie makes Mariners baseball better. Can’t wait to call a game with her tonight.

Having every player wear 42 without a name on the uniform is ridiculous.

We’re being greedily squeezed by pro sports leagues, streaming their games across every paid service imaginable. Fine—charge for the content—but then stop showing ads since we’re already paying. Skip the chatter from announcers and just give us the stadium view.

And now, let’s add some challenges to that in the second innings of tonight’s game.

The Seattle Mariners are struggling in several areas during the early days of this season. One particularly troubling issue is their poor judgment in using ABS challenges, which often come at questionable times and feel almost laughable in certain situations.

That hat, correct?

Does every single thing that happens in a baseball game really need a sponsor? Even the mound visit—“This mound visit is sponsored by T-Mobile”—come on.

@jdharm Well, at least the Bengals had a successful season. Oh wait

Fucking Reds man. Can’t believe I’ve been waiting all week….for THAT.

@libsoftiktok LOL — she thinks Canada is the 51st state.

Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow who’s from Hong Kong tells ICE to stay out of Toronto “Stay out ICE! We do not need you here.”

@w_terrence Couldn’t have worked out better

Joe Scarborough: “My wife lost her birth certificate so she won’t be able to vote. We can’t find it.” He says the SAVE Act could get his wife, Mika, “kicked off the voter rolls” over not having the original document.

@DavidJHarrisJr Couldn’t have worked out better

What's your response to Joe Scarborough?

@CubWin @SteelCityBucs30 And $25 per month beyond what you already pay your provider to watch MLB

@SteelCityBucs30 Advertised a game to start at 8PM and first pitch wasn’t until 8:30.

Netflix recap: - 28 in-game interviews (world record) - 12 ABS challenges not shown 🙅‍♂️ - 14 uninterrupted minutes of Bert Kreischer 🤯 - 3 innings with no visible scorebug 🫣 What a start! Netflix making a STRONG 💪 case for broadcasting ALL MLB games!

@MrAndyNgo If she stole more than a million, what kind of logic says she only has to pay back just over $900,000?

Kent, Wash. — BLM activist Kelly M. Lee-Carroll, 58, was sentenced to only 17 months in prison after being convicted of defrauding the Department of Veterans Affairs of more than $1 million. Lee-Carroll, who sold “luxury” BLM-themed covid masks and shirts, falsely claimed she was bedbound with paralysis and needed constant assistance with all activities of daily living. Surveillance footage and social media posts revealed a different story. She was seen walking around on her own while shopping. She spent the money intended for disabled veterans on lavish vacations to Mexico and Jamaica, gambling in casinos, buying cars, and even a second home. She has been ordered to pay $932,142 in restitution. ngocomment.com

@YahooSports @MLB While Netflix was conducting an in-game interview, they missed the moment entirely.

We are all witnesses 😂 The first ABS challenge of the MLB season goes umpire Bill Miller's way. (via @MLB)