Rejuvenated, Restored 💪

@shanaka86 The quality of posts on X has gone up, real & actual experts now find it worth their time to post Knowledge-packed pieces in real-time. The wheat is being separated from the chaff. Thanks to X monetization/Creator revenue sharing. Now we need a downvote button. @nikitabier.

@DokitaSharon @dstrkt24_kla @KCCAUG There are levels to these things ☺️😚

Vote of appreciation to @dstrkt24_kla The noise was worked on with the installation of sound proof systems. We are both happy, all the healthworkers are not disturbed and their business is going on well. What a surprise package 💕💕😊 Thank you manager and the team 🙏 @KCCAUG

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One time I was arguing with my man and my towel dropped this man paused, started nodding in silence. As soon as I covered up, he found his voice again 😭. So yes I agree

@SamsonMKasumba You really didn't have to say anything.

The Ggaba killer that butchered Babies is a suspect until he is proven guilty by a competent court. So let us not pass judgement too quickly until his case is heard and all evidence adduced before court. In the media we cannot call him a killer he is still just a suspect who has rights . I am just letting you know what I hear lawyers say all the time. I am a Biblical Theologian myself.

@PatroUganda She needs serious gym or ozempic

Earlier: Lynda Ddane arriving at Etania’s concert. #BecomingLifeOfTheParty

Let me tell you the real story of doing business in Uganda. Last November 2025, we set up a nice estate in Mukono. Plots ready, titles in order, everything clean. We thought, "This one will move fast." 4 months later... it is still sitting there like a mugole waiting for a man! 🧵 1/6

@cmugume @samagona @onabright Could also be the USAID funding cuts or NGO accounts freeze, or post-election poverty 😄

@samagona @onabright You know what’s interesting, this is the 4th estate, the first 3 all sold off in days. Like 4 to 7 days all plots gone!

@SpireJim Very infamous that one 🤣

We are these ends at Jesus’ funeral, but everyone is talking about the notorious giraffe

@hthieblot Uber pitch is more strict than elevator pitch 😂🤣🙌

My Uber driver in SF said he’s working on a startup, then asked me to sign an NDA before telling me the idea 😂

@hthieblot 😅😂🤣🙌✍️

@mbjorgum I was gonna use your Luganda name [Nakitembe?] to say that we Ugandan in-laws want Bazzukulu😄. Happy Birthday MB! 🤝 And Happy Easter! 🥰

37 years old today. Wiser? No, either I’m getting dumber for every year, or I’m getting better at spotting my mistakes early (but still making them liberally). Thankfully, mistakes makes for good stories a few years down the road. Let’s see what new mistakes I can make. 🥂

@ekiggundu @BbegMedia Someone verified help us ask Mr. Grok 😅

A celebrity couple in Kampala that has failed to conceive naturally sued Healingway Fertility Centre, Bugolobi, for allegedly 'messing up' their IVF procedure. They don't want their identity to be disclosed because they are 'celebs'. @BbegMedia bbegmedia.com/a-celebrity-co…

@Fu_Banga Use Claude Skills

Hiring a Virtual Personal Assistant (Preferably from Africa) Need someone to respond to emails, book flights, medical and other appointments, and keep my schedule in order. Pay will be monthly. DM to discuss.

@NinyeTabz @Ludwig_O1 @samiekimberly26 But in this case it could be good coz he is raising awareness... didn't know about this home (I only know Sanyu babies home)🤦

@Ludwig_O1 @samiekimberly26 Well done chief. Kindly also read Mathew 6:3-4 Thank me later.

Together with my rosary group mates, today we visited Sr.Theresa children’s home in Nsambya. A registered home that looks after abandoned minors. It felt good sharing Easter break joys with these little souls that need love extended unto them.

@UmarYung @bryanodong Was that duck or turkey? 😄

@bryanodong One day I had planned to eat a duck for one meal but ended up eating it for the whole week because its meat kept on growing big every time we warmed it

Duck meat is so underrated, wish more restaurants in Ug adopt.

@ekiggundu @BbegMedia So the bank didn't get anything? Is the man alive & not in prison?

An enterprising Ethiopian couple built a nice matrimonial house in Kiwatule. Without the woman's knowledge, the husband used the home as security for a loan for his company, Vambeco. When NCBA Bank tried to sell it, she fought back & won. @BbegMedia bbegmedia.com/her-husband-us…

@kamaroma22 Yeah, we can't tell if the outrage is an angle to get impressions, every tweet is suspect. Worst thing to happen to this app honestly. 🤦

I hate the blue tick pandemic because now we can’t tell if someone is genuinely stupid or is trying to make a dollar

@912CroozeFM Does he have a wife & kids? Thanks for putting together his profile.

What we know about the suspect in the killings at Ggaba Early Childhood Day Care in Kampala: 👉The suspect is Christopher Okello Onyumu. 👉He had just returned from the United States, where he had lived for about 20 years. 👉He returned to Uganda in November 2025 and initially lived in Bunga, Kampala, at his parents’ home. 👉Christopher later relocated to his ancestral home in Nyoya to take up farming, before returning to Kampala a few days ago. 👉According to police, he had earlier been taken to the U.S. by his parents to live with his siblings. 👉He later expressed interest in returning to Uganda to do farming. 👉Before his parents could formally allow it, he reportedly sneaked back into the country without their knowledge and briefly stayed in an apartment in Bunga, allegedly funded by an embassy. 👉After some time, he visited his parents, who were shocked to see him back in Uganda. 👉He informed them of his plan to relocate to Nyoya for farming, and the following day, they drove him there, gave him land, and he began farming. 👉After some time in Nyoya, Christopher returned to Kampala and rented an apartment in Kyanja about two weeks ago. His move to the child centre: 👉He visited the daycare on Tuesday, inquiring about admission for a child. 👉On Thursday, he paid Shs180,000 via mobile money and also bought two large padlocks. 👉He later returned to the school pretending to complete the admission process, but instead carried out the attack. 👉He stabbed four children to death and is currently in police custody. 👉It has also been alleged that Christopher was involved in the killing of his stepbrother in 2017 under similar circumstances, though no arrest was made at the time. 👉Investigations are still ongoing. #CroozeFMNews

@Is_Sophia2 @Caezarwelch Maximum is 10 i think

@Caezarwelch Bro you're at the back ooo You can register more than one

Went to register a SIM today, and what happened honestly got me thinking. After the first process, he captured my face, and I assumed everything was done. Next thing, he said the registration didn’t go through because the network was bad. Since I wasn’t paying too much attention at first, we started the process all over again. This time, I noticed he picked up another SIM entirely, not the one we had registered earlier. That was when it hit me… he had registered two different SIMs. This is exactly how people get implicated in things they know nothing about. I made sure I collected both SIMs, even though he kept denying it. I’m very sure of what I saw. In the next 24 hours, I’ll find out if both were activated. Please, whenever you’re registering a SIM, pay close attention. Don’t assume anything. Watch every step.

@josh_mirondo YKMT

Kahinda Otafiire Mugisha Muntu Kiiza Besigye

Unfortunately the 5th child from the Ggaba murder incident who had been rushed to hospital also passed on🙏 I am yet to get news on the 6th child. May the Lord strengthen the bereaved family