mike

i love it when a customer gives me a five minute long story about how and why their phone isn’t working and i reiterate it back to them in two sentences

you ever get panic attacks on check-in? no? good for you.

can whoever’s dad is writing siri’s jokes please cash in on that 401k and retire?

if at first you don’t succeed, try try again?

we don’t do apple watch repairs but we can try re-pairing it

i put in that application for genius. gimme the job.

can we please change jobs.apple.com to stevesjobs.com?

the line in front of our store for battery drop offs the morning after we get a shipment of snr’s looks like a fuckin product launch

i just got so high that i forgot i have a job

@obsoletegenius LOL

i’m really glad i have a life of my own outside this fancy-looking box

@TechExpertAdmin foxconn has been another fav

i just bought a lightning cable from 7 eleven 🙈

@GeniusAdmn we are the antithesis of a flagship. we are a step child.

mobilegenius repair notes: passcode enabled? no bullshit? yes

has anyone else been calling the gr “the sweatshop”?

hey angela, we’ve done more battery repairs than anything other store in our market since this program launched. when do we get that bigger store? love, rxxx

the steps of service

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@BrendonsLaw hahahaha