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@maelan_sdmr Just spitting out more AI slop lol

Let me introduce you to the Ultimate Financial Product for Homeowners 🏡 --> The KAZ $OPEN card 💥 KAZ: Key Asset Zone Here are some of its perks: 1️⃣ Mortgage Matching Bonus: For every $1 you spend on everyday purchases, you earn 1 KAZ Point that can be applied directly as a statement credit toward your mortgage payment. Example: Spend $3,000 → get 3,000 matching points → $30 credit on next month’s mortgage. 2️⃣ Closing Cost & Down-Payment Credits: Redeem points specifically toward closing costs or down payments on new purchases or refinances through KAZ partner lenders (E.g. 100,000 points = $3,000 off your next home). 3️⃣ 0% Intro APR Period: 12 months of 0% APR on purchases over $2,000 specifically for home renovations & repairs, or any product/service bought on the Opendoor marketplace. 4️⃣ 5% cash back at Home Depot, Lowe’s and Carpet One Floor & Home; and also on property insurance (through the $LMND partnership). 5️⃣ Bonus credits (up to $500/year) to spend on $SHOP marketplace. 6️⃣ Free annual home inspection. 7️⃣ A pack of 10 vanilla, chocolate & blueberry cookies delivered to your home every month for free. No blackout dates, and points never expire as long as the card is $OPEN. Available in 2027 💎

@morganb @maelan_sdmr @Redfin Apologies if I came off as rude or harsh and trolly in the first comment but I think there is massive room for improvement in the area of social media and marketing in general. So far everything has felt contrived or cheesy and I think that’s agreed upon in the community here.

@cheeheebrah @maelan_sdmr @Redfin I’m a fan of anyone who wants to pour their energy into helping us achieve our mission. Also, the Redfin contest was objectively a failure.

Skip straight to sold. $OPEN

@morganb @maelan_sdmr @Redfin Hahah fair enough! There’s got to be a team of people you can hire that are excellent at this and proven winners in the space…

@morganb @maelan_sdmr Bro makes terrible AI visuals and this is what you want for the company? This is basically AI slop. You guys need to take notes from @Redfin they used the geolocation influencer who finds homes and made a contest to locate a home to win it. Way more powerful that slop prompts

@maelan_sdmr you're hired

@lucmatheson This narrative has been repeated for 5 years. Nothings changed and the social media presence and marketing is deplorable and contrived at best. Lucas you are are brilliant individual. How do you actually think this is going to change?

I just spent a few days in Duluth, Georgia with our Title & Escrow leadership team (wow people are sooooo nice in Georgia :) As you know, we’re building a platform to make closings faster, cheaper, and better for homeowners. The entire process for T&E is broken. Very old school. Closing on a house takes ~42 days, costs ~$6,800, and can involve 10+ companies. We’re going to fix it, at scale. We also make cookies sometimes.

@urbnsteezus It’s just so contrived and trying so hard. It’s wild to me @Opendoor doesn’t hire one of the million good social media and marketing agencies out there.. it’s not rocket science lol. But @nejatian is a full on nerd and doesn’t have any actual sauce. Im still holding but smh

$open is about to tank with this bullshit ad

@morganb @Nugget_Trades @instagram It’s bad. Like really bad. Can’t believe people get paid to be behind this. An intern would do better.

@Nugget_Trades @instagram appreciate you all watching closely - this is us figuring out what works. not the only swing.

LATEST⚡️: $OPEN finally showing signs of life on @instagram! What’s everyone thinking? Personally, feels slightly better than their old agency content… but still pretty far from hitting.

@DiscountedTr @nejatian these are pretty serious allegations. Is this the best thing for $open? He left once and then came back but why did he leave?

> Balding middle manager build, looks like he practices harassment scenarios in hotel mirrors > Left Stanford Law after cornering male students in study rooms like some predatory debate coach > Forced out of Square when employees started documenting his screaming fits and wandering hands > FBI investigating his Miami real estate pump while he tweets startup wisdom like a discount Tony Robbins > Made millions shorting his own portfolio companies while playing cheerleader on Twitter > Dead shark eyes that scream "I have HR complaints in three different states" > Created toxic hellscapes at every company then blamed millennials for being too sensitive > Currently under investigation for OpenDoor insider trading while serving on their fucking board > Lives in a gaudy Miami mansion bought with money from startups that collapsed after his involvement > Sexual harassment allegations follow this pasty fuck around like a bad Yelp review > Tweets about building the future while his past is full of NDAs and legal settlements

@urbnsteezus Yea I always thought this but what’s crazy is 200k in the S&P since the 90s is like 6mil. Most houses worth 200k appreciated closer to something up to 1-2mil.

Just realized something that honestly made me stop for a second… $2,000 rent a month. That’s $24,000 a year. Stay there 5 years… that’s $120,000. Gone. No ownership. No asset. Nothing to show for it. Just paid to exist somewhere. That’s actually insane when you really think about it.

@kevinxu Sirjacksalot, let’s be real, you know we’ve seen this rinse repeat cycle time and time again. War news makes markets dump then all that private equity and war profiteering money goes into the hands of the elite billionaires who then use it to buy more stock at a low and repeat…

i don't like war

@lcyitz @anndrrson @Opendoor They are not a start up. Also the CEO is an Iranian immigrant from Canada. Can you be patriotic to a country your not from? Or is it just weird marketing? 🤷

@anndrrson @Opendoor It’s in American to bitch about a startup doing something patriotic

A home should belong to a family and to the country they live in, not a nameless corporation. That’s why every Opendoor home now comes with an American flag and flagpole. Welcome to your piece of the American Dream. 🇺🇸

@founderwithadhd As an investor, it is a concern that in the world of AI and EXTREME ease of website building they haven’t made a better site or app. People have made amazing sites for close to nothing. I understand the bigger picture, but that’s no excuse… site and app are mid . @nejatian

This clown blocked me so I cant reply to his childish comment. So I will post my response here. "Priorities. Sometimes companies bigger issues to fix that are more structural. I think Kaz addressed it on the earnings call. To dumb it down for you: "Yes the website sucks. They will get to it soon..."

@WesleyD87186334 What does $srxh do? 😂

$SRXH this company is so undervalued right now even after today’s run up, market cap should be at $25 million minimum its only at $7mil right now, stock price has the potential to easily 5x from here just to get back to low fair value. When the merger happens then we 10x easy!

@Nugget_Trades @morganb Honestly they need take a note from Redfin, @Redfin just hit me with the million dollar house ad and I thought it was way smarter than any of the $open attempts. They paired with a popular influencer to locate a free million dollar house and I am sure it will drive ap downloads

JUST IN⚡️: @morganb says $OPEN “Cash Now, More Later” ads are expanding to SiriusXM & major podcasts starting today through March. Targeting news/sports audiences and major podcasts taps into high-intent homeowners, suggesting increased marketing spend ahead of peak selling season. 📈

@BlueDot_Techs Why do you think earnings will be a good thing? They are still hemorrhaging money and haven’t fixed anything or put out any successful products? Actually curious, I’m an investor.

$Open is being pinned until OpenDoor announces earnings.

@BlueDot_Techs Earnings only gotta show more loss :/

$open is going to need some help here.

@urbnsteezus It’s channeling down. Why do we think earnings will be good? Not trolling I just don’t know how there could be any good news to stop this down channel. Massive red candles in the weekly. Lower lows, at least 2023 tops look like relative support

$OPEN DAILY Setting up for a multi-day breakout to test upper resistance line at around $7

@urbnsteezus @ThaRealGoatQwam 😂😂 I’m so cooked.

@cheeheebrah @ThaRealGoatQwam That one is new. Say something else more stupid

$OPEN IS AN AI SOFTWARE COMPANY

@EliasSzlezak I’ve been in longer than you I’m sure, but they still need to figure out how to make money regardless of rates. They can say AI this and AI that but the website and app is buggy as hell. Not a user friendly interface and really not even in that many states. @nejatian

The amount of hate and mockery I receive for investing in $OPEN is absolutly ridiculous… and how much this reinforces my conviction is also ridiculous.

@marcuslemonis @BedBathBeyond Gemeni shits in chat gpt. Also walked in intro a @BedBathBeyond and the product was all candles and crap. HomeGoods is next door and has way better furniture and much cheaper.

$BBBY @BedBathBeyond