Cisco Rincon

I knew my dog was my best friend when he started sleeping with my wife

I put my peloton in the shower to train for a rainy day

Every Thursday! Check out "Comedy Night! @ Cabana Club, Austin, TX" eventbrite.com/cc/comedy-nigh… @eventbritehelp

Just found out that in the US, you need consent in marriage… filing for divorce.

I used to blame alcohol for my bad decisions. Now that I’m sober, I realize… I’m just a piece of sh*t

This year, I’m spending Valentine’s with my ex…’s chlamydia

Sequel: She gets morbidly obese. They call her The Big Maid.

Latina Little Mermaid swims from Cuba. Hits U.S. soil—turns human, mops floors with the water off her back. They call her The Little Maid.

Disney’s Latina remake of The Little Mermaid—The Little Maid

New cellmate. Serial killer. Knife on the floor. Stab—cake. Netflix execs walk in.

“Happy Valentine’s. I’ll be seeing you soon.” ~Herpes

“Still here” ~ herpes

Voted for @realDonaldTrump so I could get a free flight back to South America #savings #winning #Immigrants

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R.I.P. in advance to anyone who got the J&J vaccine

I speak English good

Harry and Meghan joke

This Saturday night in Lakeway, come check out comedy featuring comics from Austin, LA and Chicago - @comedianmarty @willvery Jeff Stone @ciscomedy @mattjones_90 @Motoriousmoe Hosted by @chris_castles & @SuperMeowy #livecomedy #Austincomedy

Sneezing rn is equivalent to taking a gun out and shooting into the air

My gf called me lazy. I wanted to say something but that would’ve taken too much effort