Cryptic Treyy
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@Sikowitz17 ?? I meant your employee.
What’s with the tone?
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@Winniecdo Cherish your partner no matter what. Papers ooo, no papers ooo, cherish your partner. Did you marry the paper or the person?
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That’s why when you find someone who gives you “PAPERS”, please treat them well! Remove your eyes from other women and face your life with them! You have made that decision, honour her and your children to come.
Ms Attitude🦋@shallybabyyy
My heart is so heavy tonight, I’m crying in my bed. So many Nigerians here are having immigration issues, a lot of people forced to leave the country, Some are in tight battles with the Home Office. After all the money and labour. I’m so sad, I’m so tired.
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@mr_splendid07 @puntertori So why will they settle as void when they have “other” in the list?
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@puntertori 5:4 is not in the correct score list so the match has been settled as void the outcome was others
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Professional football is everything man.
If you aspire to get to this level, lock in and pray also, it’s beyond talent. Just time and season, plus meeting with the right people.
By the way, they’re watching the PSV match they played in January
FC Bayern München@FCBayern
𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣. 𝙁𝙤𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙. 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮. 🔥
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@CHIZZY_BB For real???👀
I think I’ve to start then cus man needs to keep fit always before my pregnant stomach gets too big 😂
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@nababa_imam @abdul_uxui @DanielAyomideUX Well yes, you have to be extremely grounded in mathematics and lives directly depend on it so it’s a totally different ball game entirely.
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Just realized the new Apple CEO, John, is going to lead the $4 trillion company as a BSc holder.
That could never happen in my country 🤦🏿.
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@F1SaturnV @SemudaraAbayomi You deliberately left out the “foods”
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In February 2026, Nigerian consumer Dolapo Adedeji filed a lawsuit against Chowdeck over alleged lack of pricing transparency.
SWOOP announced their $7 million dollars raise and expansion to Lagos, Nigeria with an interesting proposition.
Transparent pricing…
100% delivery fees go directly to its riders, the company charges 7% service fee to cover operations.
🧵🧵🧵
Aubrey Darwin Niederhoffer@needaubrey
Excited to announce that Swoop has raised $7.3M from @LongJourneyVC ,@variantfund, @VersionOneVC, @Soma_Capital, @dunevc, Base Capital, @nickymontanaa, and others to build Africa's super-app! We launched as a food delivery service in Eswatini and became the country's largest ecommerce platform with 22K+ users. Now, we're launching food delivery in Lagos, with payments and other verticals coming later this year.
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@jeycube2 @joshbaba90 @DAMIADENUGA The glasses flash light when recording so it’s not that hard to notice
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@joshbaba90 @DAMIADENUGA They warned in their WhatsApp group to watch out for camera glasses. Now they get cautious whenever they see someone driving with glasses. I saw two different videos of policemen asking the drivers to remove their glasses
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@wiildgarlic @nocontextfm1 You should check your EPL table then
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Sorry, Getafe are 6th in La Liga and they've scored 28 goals in 32 games?! 😂
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@Megzy_Tips Don't u know sporty usually login into people's acct nd delete any promising tickets especially if you have many tickets lining up. so they already knows ur acct nd monitoring all ur games nd it might be difficult to win because once they are following ur acct manipulation starts
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@olashiletoheebb But no be the leaders be the guy whey dey shout na
We also have our own part to play
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The moment you think our problem are our leaders, you then get the shocker that the people given responsibility to protect and serve are oppressors also.
Because of a uniform and a gun, you see another Nigerian as less, you're calling someone with Heys Heys, you will slap him, you even tell an Waka like 3 times... That one carry stick to beat another human 😅😅
IF THEY LEAVE HIM AND THOSE GUYS TO FIGHT PHYSICALLY, CAN HE BEAT THEM?
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35
Police go do their own, road safety go do their own, now look at NDLEA again, just look at this mess 💔💔💔
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@DERA_4pF @LuckyA148 @Iamxam_ @Ayoelesho See how you’re the only one under everyone’s tweet talking about 20k
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@LuckyA148 @Iamxam_ @Ayoelesho Una no even dey that day? Why Una dey feel the need to discuss it 😂 you people just like tweeting I swear, no knowledge or understanding of the day.
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Also the first Nigerian who also didn’t get paid a dime for 700M views (which would have been life-changing money) because she greedily took a gig that violated X’s policies.
Blossom🌸@Bloseptnew
FIRST NIGERIAN TO EVER HIT 700M VIEWS ON X
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@crypticTrey @Smit4eneSmith @landlord_3310 @akolawoleire67 @Br0kenAeart3d @CHUNLI__LI @DavsmartMEDIA_1 @encryptedav @emmybillionz010 @ugochukwuchiam6 @Justina_Omaya Nope it’s still the same
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@Rxbremen Nigeria is like a billionaire who can't find his wallet. He owns the building, the oil field, and the talent—but he only has $20 in his pocket for lunch. Netflix is the guy who sells him the lunch. Who is richer in that moment? That's the uncomfortable truth of this image.
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“Nigeria is a rich country”
I just know you are either ignorant or purposefully deceitful.
Dr Ola Brown@NaijaFlyingDr
Nigeria made about $20bn in revenue, last year. Netflix made $45bn.
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@ThaBoyYom Why didn’t you just buy the pizza yourself for her instead of sending her the money. 🤷🏾♂️
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Take Yom Yom play first!
Tomii💜@Tomi__juice
Me: babe i want to eat pizza (Sends money) Him: baby let me see the pizza you bought Me:
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@Smit4eneSmith @landlord_3310 @akolawoleire67 @Br0kenAeart3d @CHUNLI__LI @DavsmartMEDIA_1 @encryptedav @emmybillionz010 @ugochukwuchiam6 @Justina_Omaya Not really the same thing
A team can score first and the opponent can do a come back to make it 3-1
3 goals in a row will cut but the 3 up will still be valid
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@landlord_3310 @akolawoleire67 @Br0kenAeart3d @CHUNLI__LI @DavsmartMEDIA_1 @encryptedav @emmybillionz010 @ugochukwuchiam6 @Justina_Omaya Basically no 3 goals in a row
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🚨⛔️ BREAKING: Hugo Ekitike will be OUT of the 2026 World Cup, confirmed. 💔🇫🇷
Season over for Liverpool striker; sources close to the player expect Hugo to be back in 8-9 months time with Achilles tendon injury, as L’Equipé reported.
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Tried using £50 bills at asda for my purchases in the uk, the cashier had to call their manager to check each bill. i later learnt its not so usual to spend £50 bills in stores 😂.
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.” Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?” Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*
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