The Ghost of Common Sense

The ghosts of science, common decency, compassion, and intelligence are shaking their heads in shame with me here in The Great Beyond.

@unusual_whales How about that bitch Linda McMahon.

BREAKING: White House holding active discussions about others leaving the administration, including FBI Director Kash Patel, Army Secretary Daniel Driscoll, and Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, per the Atlantic

Whoever leaked this ought to be in prison for the rest of their life.

@SecWar Wut

Our military installations have been turned into gun-free zones—leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today.

@Fightful A less fat Ron Jeremy.

Chris Jericho has a new AEW render

Trump: "This is true investment in your children's and grandchildren's future"

@atrupar The American cards:

Trump: "We have all the cards, they have none. It's very important we keep this conflict in perspective. American involvement in World War 1 lasted one year, seven months, and five days. World War 2 ... "

@atrupar Says the bloated gasbag

Trump: "America has plenty of gas. We have so much gas."

@GeneralMCNews Well shit

BREAKING: The toilet on NASA’s latest Artemis Moon mission spacecraft is malfunctioning.

@wrestling_VI Gunther at WrestleMania

Jericho says he’s home. Who do you have him wrestle next? #AEWDynamite

@SeanRossSapp What's the technical medical terminology for a missing nutsack?

When you leak personal medical information to both wrestlers in a feud

@AEW @WillOspreay @JonMoxley

CHAOS BACKSTAGE! @WillOspreay and @JonMoxley just erupted into a brawl! Watch #AEWDynamite LIVE on TBS & HBO Max

The CDC has paused testing for rabies, smallpox, and mpox. This comes after widespread layoffs and resignations have significantly shrunk the CDC's virus teams.

@KXNGAO @FightfulSelect Fuck

Chris Jericho has been discussed internally for an AEW return. (@FightfulSelect)

@WHO13news Horrible for your vehicle don't use that garbage.

E-15 a cheaper option for Iowans as gas prices continue to rise who13.com/news/iowa-news…

@atrupar The Grim Reaper also has the right to force itself upon Trump. Any day now pal.

Trump: "We're gonna have to force ourselves upon them, which we have the right to do"

@KobeissiLetter LOL

BREAKING: US industrial gas supplier Airgas declared a force majeure, telling a customer it would only meet up to 50% of their normal monthly helium demand amid the Iran War, per WSJ. Details include: 1. The world is facing a significant helium shortage amid the Strait of Hormuz's closure which has limited ~30% of global helium supply 2. Airgas also told the client that it would add a surcharge of $13.50 per hundred cubic feet above the contracted price 3. Helium supplies which are "critical for AI" have been "choked off," per WSJ 4. Hundreds of specialized cryogenic containers, each costing $1 million, are now stuck in the Middle East Global helium supply is at risk.

@Angry_Staffer Not your best Twitter moment here.

Looks like we finally got through. Check out all those secondaries

@RandyFeenstra Dumbass

Extreme Liberal Rob Sand has made it clear. He wants to replace Iowa’s gold standard for election integrity with California’s failed election “laws,” allowing illegal immigrants to vote and banning voter ID. We will not let Extreme Liberal Rob Sand turn Iowa into California.

@RepMMM Bullshit

Estimates show Iowans are on track to save about $59 million in year one because we reduced taxes on tips in the Working Families Tax Cuts Act. That’s your hard-earned money staying in your pocket, not Washington's.

NEW: Trump wants to “seize” Iran’s oil, comparing the situation to Venezuela and saying the US could control Iran’s oil “indefinitely,” admits areas of Iran would require prolonged US occupation to fully seize oil operations according to Financial Times.