Kithless ☆ Kitten

it's funny as fuck updating apps now and watching every icon slowly switch from flat 2D designs back into the 3D imagery that they all pivoted away from literally just a few years ago. what the fuck what the point of all that lmao

@STRONG_PlSS @ihatethiskid nahhh. i notice none of you are drinking Sprite + Tea Zero Sugar..... so i'm chill af. kinda smirking actually

@kithlesskitten @ihatethiskid Problem?

As soon as I picked one of these up a man appeared out of nowhere and said “they ain’t good”

writing a theme tune for myself and singing it everywhere I go

@STRONG_PlSS @ihatethiskid it means it's good you absolute boomer

@kithlesskitten @ihatethiskid I can't tell if this means it's good or bad

@JLPisJLPisJLP real recognises real! 😸🫶🏻

@kithlesskitten Yes, catgirl born and raised since my very first day as a newborn brought home from the hospital!! Thanks for recognizing 😸😸😽😽

found a half-eaten piece of chicken (wing variety) on the sidewalk a couple blocks back, if anyone's hungry. it's most likely free of cost ,

@JLPisJLPisJLP are you a catgirl, also? this is giving..... catgirl 😽 but fr though, kewl wings!

@kithlesskitten Lol reminds me of this poor dewinged (probably by a hawk?) bird’s wings I found in my yard. Fascinating to me! But I said, “Who wants wings? A lil gamey, but that’s what hot sauce is for!

(seeing Velcro for the first time) man it's gonna take forever to get all these hooks into all these loops

@TorrentPines you're welcome!! i try to be a net positive to society😇

@kithlesskitten thank you sm!

@ken___mac thank you, KM 🙃 i could use the protein honestly

@kithlesskitten That's all right-I'll let you enjoy it, KK.

what if ice cream was made with car parts instead of milk

@ZKislow me brain so big ^__^

they call it the grocery store because..... that's where all the groceries, are stored! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ )✧

@aBaldBlackWoman ;hands u a sheet of ⭐️s in various colours; i gotchu

@kithlesskitten Now u tell me

Trying to enter the Guinness Book of World Records for oldest man to wear a pimple patch

@TorrentPines that's such a good point actually wtf >_<;

I don’t think it’s fair that you can save photos, but not videos or gifs on twitter, after all these years….

@Kunzi_Q very true! 🛏️💡✨

@kithlesskitten Just goes to show, sleeping on big decisions is important

they call me 007 0g fat 0g protein 70,000g sugar

I'm the cunt of the litter

@Kunzi_Q i thought about what i would reply with before i went to bed.... tossed around a few ideas... then suddenly came up with that gem when i woke up today 🤣😭🤣😭

@kithlesskitten Damn that was smooth