Mike Jones

@FLOTUS You're married to a German deer calling champion.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@ImBreckWorsham Intentionally ignorant is not a reasonable excuse.

The weakest comments in my social media are "You voted for this." That is SUCH a weak, pathetic comment. Yes. I did. Yes, I worked this guy's campaign. I OWN it. But have you NEVER made a mistake? Never broken up with someone because you realized you were dating the wrong person? Never quit a job that wasn't right for you? Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work? Sit down.

@pos_and_neg @Patriotdadev77 God damn maga is fucking dumb.

@Patriotdadev77 Things that offend the left. Trump’s meme. Things that don’t offend the left. Drag queens mocking the Last Supper.

I'm going to need someone from the moral outraged Monday morning armchair Bible scholar group to explain what we're supposed to be outraged over. A painting of Trump dressed like a Pope while laying hands on a symbolized sick nation just doesn't quite get me there.

@xrpjack718 @CheckThatBlue @Patriotdadev77 He didn't ask grom because it's since been corrected. He saved an image he found elsewhere. The cope is real.

@CheckThatBlue @Patriotdadev77 Another dumbass account that runs to ask AI instead of actually checking his page where it’s been clearly posted since last night. X is a joke.

@MAGAMAHACindy Yes, I'm sure you were 100% behind Obama. 🤡

You can’t be American and stand against the President.

@CisSiberian @BattleBorn36 @DBrodyReports You're sliding so fast into third world territory they should make it an Olympic sport. You hide behind anonymity because you'll soon be claiming you never supported it.

@BattleBorn36 @DBrodyReports I really don't care what Eurocucks and third worlders think.

TAKE THIS DOWN, MR. PRESIDENT. You’ve been credited with doing tons right since that ride down the golden escalator in 2015—defending Judeo-Christian values and taking hits for it. That’s great. But this isn’t just some meme we laugh off and scroll past. It deserves a response. You’re not God. None of us are. This goes too far. It crosses the line. A supporter can back the mission AND reject this simultaneously. Take it down. Agree or disagree? What am I missing?

@WaynePhillB @KeithOlbermann @Acyn Dumbest fucking administration in history. We deserve to fail.

@KeithOlbermann @Acyn Can she count ( or name) the spirits she called ? x.com/CheburekiMan/s…

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@jackunheard All the kids are sitting on the floor up front, dipshit.

Disneyland held a massive event for kids who are fans of the show 'Bluey'.... There's only like a dozen kids there and hundreds of grown adults. Genuinely what is wrong with society?

@TrevorSheatz Your wife deserves better.

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@elonmusk Safely trying to drive off of bridges.

Tesla Cybertruck is the only pickup to be awarded top safety+

@joblessybstans @factsovrhetoric @JDVance You know how much money ICE already got, you dumb fucking yokel?

@factsovrhetoric @JDVance Hey retard, fund Ice in the bill

⁨We’ve all seen the chaos unleashed by Democrats at airports across the country. It’s preposterous that Chuck Schumer continues to hold TSA funding hostage. Thankfully, ICE will bring sanity to our airports starting tomorrow, but it’s far past time for Democrats to fund DHS.

@LauraLoomer All you do is cry on twitter.

I knew this would be a banger. It’s ok to admit screaming babies annoy you! 😅 There is no shame in liking peace and quiet.

@FBJL95 @OneBadDude_ I wish I had been taught to tie up passive goats instead of math. Now I'm stuck in this high paying job instead of blowing the local meth dealer for a fix.

@OneBadDude_ Forget the screen time this kid is getting a real-world education. Life skills that actually matter. We need more of this! 🌾🐄

AMERICA! 🇺🇸 This woman is raising a badass little rancher and I love it! This is how you teach your children important life skills. Bravo on this woman 👏 This is a beautiful thing to see!

@PartyChambers @eveforamerica Trump was a dem, you fucking melon.

@eveforamerica Candace - used to be a Dem Nick Fuentes - Obviously was a Dem Tucker Carlson - Was a Dem Ian Carroll - lies so much he's obviously a Dem etc etc etc None of this was organic, this was their nuclear option, infest the Republican party, then create an 'internal' civil war

I do not know one genuine Trump supporter that is now all of a sudden backpedaling. NOT ONE. These big pretend-MAGA accounts were NEVER MAGA. Am I right?

@LauraLoomer Yes. A crying outrage factory on twitter.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Notwokenow who gives a fuck? Seriously. Your masters are bringing this country to it's knees and you complain about this shit. Get a fucking life.

Cadbury has changed Easter to “This Season.” But they’re still profiting from selling Easter Eggs. Christianity is not shameful. It is not offensive. Not another dime should be spent on Cadbury products by any Christian. Anywhere. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

@ErichSaylor Pedo alert

#BlackTwitter White women are the most desirable demographic among men of all races. Black women are the least desirable. Cope and seethe my ñíğġah. GN ✌🏻💤🛌

@AmericaPapaBear Well well well libtards. Seems like this piece of shit is back to fix the shit that you don't want to because you are educated in medical shit and don't crawl in sewage all day like us smart mfers. Ha! in there with your cocoa while I'm out here patriatin'.

"I'm working in liberal land today." "It amazes me that you guys hate us, but you sure as f*ck want us to come build your sh*t." "Then I remember it is 21 degrees outside, and you can't hack it." The left likes to claim that it is immigrants and minorities who 'built' this country. When in reality, it is the blue collar, mostly Conservative people who build and keep this country running. Be thankful, not hateful.

@johnrockshomes Now you fucking idiots are a "class" of people? 🤦 I give it 6 months before you're demanding discounts at ihop and free bus rides.

I am a J6er. The government tried to crush me, and WE are the only class the LEFT hates more than Charlie Kirk. Death threats, hate andbinsults will NOT deter me. I will not be silenced and will ALWAYS advocate for election integrity and First Amendment rights. God Bless the J6ers!

@alibertremrhode @WatchChad Correct. I am not psychic.

@namebunchanums1 @WatchChad I see you had to check me out.

If you’re a man and you let your wife pick you up the way you’re supposed to pick her up, then maybe you’re not a man at all. Real men lead, protect, and set the standard, not the other way around.