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Kurt Bales (@[email protected])
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Kurt Bales (@[email protected])
@networkjanitor
Former Network Engineer, JNCIE-ENT #368; Employer: @Oracle (ex @Twitter, @Brocade and @JuniperNetworks). Tweets are my own: 1/3 Tech + 1/3 Music + 1/3 ShitPoss
San Francisco (ex-Sydney) Entrou em Eylül 2010
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@BooksBenjamin Just finished Duck & Cover Book 3.
I have very strong feelings right now! Even when I knew it was coming I’m still there sobbing in my car!
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@roach Communicate as if a vindictive edgelord might acquire your messages and share them with the press to publish terribly bad interpretations
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@xk_rumpumpkin Seems like their attempt to a-pologize are going unaccepted!
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@xk_rumpumpkin @_getty This assumes your customers fundamentals are sound too
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@igb Shit! Better start a burn box right now!
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@NikkiMegaplaza Next time you are in town let me know! I got plenty of ideas :)
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@NikkiMegaplaza Bree has a Q3 and I wanted to hate it, but I find myself driving it far more than I do my truck!
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@hcf64 Where’s Hankins? 13 levels deep down a rabbit hole with some loser who doesn’t understand even the basics!
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@networkjanitor you're just jealous i am the coolest of all your loser acquaintances without friends or hobbies who can spend all their free time debating facts with people who are wrong on the internet.
xkcd.com/386/
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@NikkiMegaplaza @duolingo We were standing in line and I realized “this is my moment!” And started laughing. Bree had no idea why I was laughing, and I didn’t know how to explain 😂
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@networkjanitor @duolingo "una mesa para dos personas" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 duolingo LOVES using that line
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Guys,
The day finally came! I’m in Mexico and we went out for dinner and I was finally in a position to use the only phrase my meager attempts at @duolingo has prepared me for!
And you should know that I did indeed obtain una mesa para dos personas!
/cc @NikkiMegaplaza
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Pretty wild right? You might even say it took some “hardcore” engineering to produce.
And that was looooong before November 1st!
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Pretty wild that you can engage in back-and-forth dialogue with over 100k people live on Twitter Spaces!
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@CubicleApril @ZoeSchiffer Reminder that Twitter’s Leader Law School training reminds managers that it is “Unaccrued PTO” and not “Unlimited PTO”.
Either way this is likely a change from the previous arrangement
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@ZoeSchiffer So is the policy now “unlimited PTO, but you can’t take it?”
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NEW: According to Twitter’s Slack, the company is changing its PTO policy. “Twitter management has decided that two weeks PTO leave is not acceptable,” a manager said. “It is expected that most of us will work through December.” Noted there will be downtown around Xmas & NYE
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Ok but they’re fun, fabulous, and fir-ocious?
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Twitter has ALWAYS upset people on both sides. In fact when I used to work there I would say almost this same thing.
Unfortunately some people only see it from their side and think they are being unfairly treated.
It shouldn’t cost you $44bn to realize that!
Elon Musk@elonmusk
You know Twitter is being fair when extremists on far right and far left are simultaneously upset! Twitter aims to serve center 80% of people, who wish to learn, laugh & engage in reasoned debate. ❤️
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