
The Notorious O.M.B.
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The Notorious O.M.B.
@ombbackup
Muh backup account because some goblinfisting dirt farmer from Shitholistan hijacked my OG. Doctors say I'm witty, abrasive, irreverent, and mildly retarded.
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@DeerintheGarden @AMAZlNGNATURE looks like I stand corrected. Just seems like the Hollywood sign is bigger than I would think from the beach.
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@_Papa_Joe_ good thing I'll be at the Kings game where it'll be nice and chilly.
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@805Raiderfan It’s a roaster here today. 85 and I’m going to the Kings game.
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@lalovestrump Wonder if there’s a Mazda diner for me in LA?
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Maybe I have a reason to go to the Tesla diner but I don’t own a Tesla so I’d feel like a peasant
Tiffany Fong@TiffanyFong
Tesla Diner chili dog 🔥
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@web3_prince2 @ESPNInsights Imagine calling 51 points “zero impact.”
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@ESPNInsights Empty stats as usual. 51 points and still managed to lose by double digits to the Magic? This is why Flagg will never be a winner—all highlights, zero impact. Put these numbers on a team that actually matters and maybe I’ll be impressed.
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I couldn’t decide which team.




S_U_Network@S_U_Network
Quote tweet this with a photo of you repping your favorite team. 📸
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@kevin_nealon a buddy used to caddy for Jack at Sherwood. He said he would do blow all day long during his round.
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A celebrity that intimidated me is Jack Nicholson. I’m in the movie Anger Management. First rehearsal. He’s right there. I introduce myself. Nervous. Heart racing. He’s talking to Adam Sandler.
I tap Jack on the shoulder. “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?”
He says: “What?”
Sandler’s laughing.
Jack says, “Not since the last time you asked me that question.”
Sandler is now laughing even harder.
I take a year trying to figure out what that meant. A year later, I see Jack at a party.
Everyone’s there. Christopher Walken, Elizabeth Taylor, Harrison Ford, Princess Leia, Al Pacino, George Lucas, Princess Leia, Christopher Walken, Al Pacino.
There’s Jack.
This is my moment.
I walk up. Tap him on the shoulder and say, “Hey Jack, you’ve been golfing?”
Right then, Pacino taps him on the shoulder. Jack turns his back to me.
Now it looks like I’m waiting in line to talk to Pacino. I ate something earlier that didn’t agree with me.
I crop dusted Jack Nicholson.
Pacino caught some of it.
It was bad.
I walk away.
From across the room I hear Jack yell:
“What the hell died in here?”
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We are excited to announce our Employees Janitor and Nevaeh are our "Work Couple of the Month" for April! As the only domesticated couple working here, they won by default.
To celebrate, we have given them the remaining balance from a $25 Kurger Bing Gift Card. The happy couple is enraged to be married later this year and have hinted at plans to bear children.

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@StillRadNotaFad I recommend these
amazon.com/Tillamook-Coun…
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@AugustWest1967 @thwacknicklaus I haven't played in years, but I can still feel my hands wringing from the shank of the last 1 iron I hit.
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@thwacknicklaus Rocking polos
Classic shoes
Took 10 seconds to hit the ball
No billboard clothing
This was the glory years of our beloved game. As a kid who started playing in 1970, nothing better than 70s and 80s golf. 🤌🏻
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Hitting a butter knife 1-iron from 220 over water and making it stop on the green is the peak of golfing skill.
These scenarios should be returned to the game.
ASAP.
Let’s sort out the players and the imposters.
Let’s return to golf as it was!
thepropergolfer.com
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